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<she> Its okay, you can tease me about being fat. I have thick skin
<he> Is that what it is? I thought you had big bones. |
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<RedLynk> I am swimming in a pool of chocolate syrup
<RedLynk> Drinking
<RedLynk> Slurping
<RedLynk> No one eats as much as me
<RedLynk> I'm the fatness that rules your mind
<RedLynk> Melted ice cream streams down my wrists
<RedLynk> I wish only to taste the sweet, sweet cupcakes
<RedLynk> The cookies I have eaten for thee
<RedLynk> Gushing
<RedLynk> No muffins for the hungry
<RedLynk> OM NOM NOM
<RedLynk> Endless CANDY |
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* abie (~abie_76@125.160.220.73) has joined #Beginner
<Krow> i like mine.
<@starshine> heheh yeah me to
* abie (~abie_76@125.160.220.73) has left #Beginner
<Krow> i can only imagine what abie thought in those couple moments she was in hereComment: we were talking about the definition of shenanigans
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<catfacts> cythrawll: im doing an fwrite on a file, a plain text .php file and i need to make the file 777 to write to it or else i get a perm error
<cythrawll> catfacts, should just need 6 for the user that is running the script
<cythrawll> I don't care how crazy you are you don't need executable to write to a file |
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* ericjg (n=ericgoed@d-74-214-41-15.cpe.metrocast.net) has joined ##php
<ericjg> is there a help channel for php by any chance :-X
<cythrawll> ericjg, try ##php
<cythrawll> I warn you though a whole bunch of dumb fsckers in there |
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<Geno> ONLY ONE THING CAN BE FIXED BY PANCHING THEM.
<Geno> AND YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I DO WHAT THAT IS.
<Vaxx> PREGNANCY
<Vaxx> CAN BE FIXED
<Vaxx> BY FALCON PAUNCHHHHHHH |
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< Pieter> is it true that 1 serving of spaghetti is the size of a 10c coin?
< Hellblazer> lol Pieter - did u make it out of an instant packet?
< Pieter> no?
< Pieter> im cooking it
< Pieter> well yeh
< Pieter> i spose it is
< Pieter> its normal spaghetti, i didnt make it from fresh :/
< Sandra> lol doubt dat pieter i mean they also say that one spoon fool is all u get wen u have ur period and thats a fkn lie
< Sandra> lol u get like 1000000 thousand buckets full
< Pieter> Sandra: fuck woman!
< Pieter> Sandra: im cooking spaghetti here and you're talkin about ya freekin rags!
< Sandra> :P gosh i feel good |
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<hairypalms> has anyone ever thought that Markb sounds like a french name?
<zokum> umm, no
<hairypalms> me neither
<zokum> more like a pretentious upper class twit from london ;)
<Markb> zokum: I'm not upper class tyvm |
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ZaN: have u tried oddworld ?
Ramza Beoulve: No I have not
Ramza Beoulve: Have you?
ZaN: yes
Ramza Beoulve: have you tried marijuana?
ZaN: no
ZaN: isnt that an island or sumthing
ZaN: or drink
ZaN: i dunno |
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<max> we will always remember!
<allen> ...remember what?
<man> what...? |
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<Danielle> im feeling like iddqd
<oxo> cheating is not allowed
<oxo> idclev0
<Danielle> you will idbeholds your ass
<Danielle> if you stay there any longer you will need a idbeholdr to go near you
<Danielle> and if you come close i will need idchoppers
<oxo> well you can't see me
* oxo sets mode +idbeholdi |
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(asdfman): so sam
(asdfman): that mousse cake was teh horrible
(asdfman): teh incident i mean
(+MP3KSC): o rly
(+MP3KSC): oh
(+MP3KSC): i was gonna ask is that why you dropped it |
#219858* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<AtomicSpark> ever notice that a pube isnt perfectly cylindrical?
<pw-> dude what the FUCK |
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<Intergage> I have attempted to get my quotes added to the two major qdb sites..
<Dudzy> lol
<Intergage> Fuck this, I hate you all.. Bash.org, qdb.us... Go die. |
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<FOXX_2> [MS employee]
<FOXX_2> can I mail you a brick
<FOXX_2> and you throw it into the window of whoever's responsible for NTFS's pathetic performance?
<FOXX_2> wait
<FOXX_2> attach a card
<FOXX_2> "Thanks for self-healing NTFS!"
<FOXX_2> then throw it. |
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<AzTeC> Hi AzTeC |
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<@Crusader|COD4> Time to do a bit of live target shooting with the Barrett .50
<@Catherine> nerd.
<@Crusader|COD4> stfu
<@Crusader|COD4> you get wet watching black hawk down
<@Rob> lmfao
<@Catherine> ...
<@Catherine> ihysmComment: Mugglenet
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#219362* (?/35) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Willow> I want there to be a fortune cookie that says "Don't turn around."
<Juliet> Or one that says "That wasn't chicken." |
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barbracubomo@hotmail.com says:
Hi
cripple says:
good morning
barbracubomo@hotmail.com says:
hey, A/S/L?
cripple says:
69/transvetite/ new-york
barbracubomo@hotmail.com says:
hey whats up babe, U got a webcam? finally someone adds me, I am soo fuckin horny today for some reason lolComment: *typical msn spam bot huh?*
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<neuad> I'll just be an extra set of hands
<centre> Mr. Hands |
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<de4thbymusic>Man, those thunderstorms outside are pretty damn wicked
<de4thbymusic>There all like BOOMBOOMCLASHBANGYOURMOM |
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<YOLI> WHAT YEAR HEAVE
<YOLI> I HEAVE 24
<Sir_GOaT> That's a whole lot of heaving. |
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<@Faustus> i met this dude who used to tell everyone that "God will deliver me from all harm", ie; i r teh invincibulz. One day he had a car accident and shattered his ankle.
<@Faustus> and i was trying to bribe people to go in there and ask him if he meant for that to happen |
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<Lucifer7> ReiserFS > *
<Narcogen> lol
<VerdaFolio> yes but ReiserFS murders your wife
<VerdaFolio> I suppose for single gents it isn't a problemComment: #hbo, irc.bungie.org
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<[CT]Evo_256> That has to be the most unused key on a keyboard
<[CT]Evo_256> Alt gr
<Bobinator2000> yup but:
<Bobinator2000> éúáíó
<[CT]Evo_256> OMG dude ur letters are on fire!
<Bobinator2000> :O
<Bobinator2000> O.O
<[CT]Evo_256> o.O
<Bobinator2000> *phoooooooooooooooooooooo*
<[CT]Evo_256> O.o
<Bobinator2000> euaio
<Bobinator2000> phew
<[CT]Evo_256> lol |
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