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<deadbum> _,_
<deadbum> ;'._\
<deadbum> ';) \._, o
<deadbum> / /`-' //\,
<deadbum> ~~( )/===D(( <-- fdask takes the horse cock!
<deadbum> ))) \\
<deadbum> \\\ //
<fdask> ;oComment: #asciipr0n of all places
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<Pomax> Which reminds me. Where's the new Elite?
<Nightmare> On a computer in Steve's basement, along with David Braben and a laser targeted, remotely controled shotgun...
<Pomax> Just one?
<Nightmare> We don't miss |
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<%scarcity> i hope my future romantic interest never goes through my firefox tabs
<%scarcity> wikipedia articles for gender taxonomy and necrophilia, and apple technical note tb29 (WMgrPortability) |
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<Drynmruss> I really do doubt that there is a boggy man under my bed, partly because I whack of by my bed.
<drunkrussian>....
<Kin68ling>...
<Wish-a-f1sh> so...anyway, I was sitting there eating pancakesComment: we didn't talk to him for a week after
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<Plasmastar> If you didn't get porn inside of a search engine, you aren't on the internet. |
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dxIns6 ligh29d9F4CsjK0AComment: dxIns6 ligh29d9F4CsjK0A
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self`work: I always look at vb.net importing statements weirdly
self`work: "Imports System"
self`work: "It puts the lotion on the skin" |
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< mavvy> standard yes... coz MS sh*ts on it, and MS usually sh*ts on standards |
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<DrJeep> thinking back we ran a whole manufacturing/distribution company from 5 psions and a NT box
<Hornet> I managed to read 'psions' as 'prisons'
<Hornet> but it being DrJeep, that's also possibleComment: irc.oftc.net , #alug
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<Tinal> OH GOD
<Tinal> (Tinal@netqueen:~)$ cd .irssi/
<Tinal> -bash: cd: .irssi/: Permission denied
<Tinal> WHAT DID I DO
<FsM> GG
<Tinal> THIS IS WHY FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS CHMOD STONED |
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Verticalsmiles04 i hate ninjas
Verticalsmiles04 fuckers always get me form behind
Verticalsmiles04 WHAT
Fishhooker15 i always knew you were taking it up the ass you fag >_>
Verticalsmiles04 this conversation is EPIC |
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<Mitch> IM FOURTEEN >.>
<Mitch> I just wanna think about sex.
<Mitch> Leaveme alone D= |
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<&Seven[IPA]> work the streetcorner extra hard tonight
<~SleepingGuy15207[IPA]> lol
<~SleepingGuy15207[IPA]> well, it's a Sunday, so it'll be dead
<~SleepingGuy15207[IPA]> I hope my pimp doesn't slap me for not filling my quota of dicks sucked
<&Seven[IPA]> well you know how violent Wickedj can be sometimes
<&Seven[IPA]> i would take the mace with you
<&Seven[IPA]> eventhough he is probably used to it by now |
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<Ignas> i like all girls
<Jason> Cant say I do, I dislike most
<Lizzie> Ignas likes anything which has a hole & is still warm
<Jason> Personally I prefer the cold ones Lizzie
<Jason> I'm always quite warm so it sort of helps cool me down
<Jason> Just gotta dig them up and clean them up a bit |
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<Zuu> gah, i always wanted to meet a hermaphrodite
<Zuu> i mean, one with pants on |
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Mjrj99 : i wish i could spontaneously combust. that'd be awesome to freak out friends in the middle of conversations
Mjrj99 : your just talking
Mjrj99 : then
Mjrj99 : BOOM
Mjrj99 : fire |
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gneek: amazing part, it has no spaces
gneek: between the numbers
Michael : binary doesnt HAVE spaces
gneek: that's what SHE SAID!
gneek: hahahahahaha!
Michael : ROFL
Michael : that was a good one
Michael : well geeky
gneek: I don't get it
Michael : but funny
Michael : well the point is... what girl would say that?!?!
gneek: oh, that's why I'm laughing
Michael : same |
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<magdalen> I'm in a situation where the other party absolutely loves to go to court, and why shouldn't he? it's free, it's exciting, sometimes his name gets in the paper, woohoo
<magdalen> he has nothing else to do with his time at all
<magdalen> he gets a lot of attention and sympathy and gets to dress up and have people call him mister |
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<jack> I found this thing today
<jack> it was one of the worst things I've ever seen
<Timmy!> was it like a turd or something?
<Valarie> close. It was vista. |
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<wittyyh> wat
<My3id|BenjiMC> wat?
<Erik> in the buttComment: #liveforspeed
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<ttalpwnage> If you went back in time and killed yourself, would you die.
<ttalpwnage> because how could you have killed yourself in this first place
<local_ockle> This is why philosophy is shit |
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dingus - SinAmos: Quick: which one comes out of the box with GCC and ssh: PCs or Macs? I'll give you a hint: real hackers use UNIX.
SinAmos - Because we all know they are called UNIX attacks and not DOS. |
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<R0b0t1> <digidug> I just realized the only reason I would go to narcotics anonymous would be to get hookups for drugs
<Quadrescence> lolololololol
<R0b0t1> Whoah. I just made a connection.
<R0b0t1> My dad bought me a phone when I was 12.
<R0b0t1> I never used it.
<R0b0t1> It was "for emergencies".
<R0b0t1> I guess he thought I'd be out getting slammed and shooting up on heroin.
<R0b0t1> but I just IRC'ed. |
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<pitz> My boyfriend's cock is what I'm gonna suck now
<pitz> (Hey-la-hey-la my boyfriend's cock) |
#215548* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Erik_> buttsax
<Blas89> yeah Erik_ =)Comment: #liveforspeed. 22-8-08
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