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#224144* (?/36) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<karax> lol i actually dreamed that i was in a videogame and it was the best dream i ever had
<karax> apart from that time i fell out of a rollercoaster and thought i could sort of run in circles in the air so i wouldnt die on landing cos i would land in like a really low angle and just walk away
<karax> i shud write that down
<karax> oh i already did |
#223912* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Sir_Geoffrey> man
<Sir_Geoffrey> if I had captured video of what I just did, I think I'd win some kind of price for most epic fail
<Sir_Geoffrey> *prize
<Sir_Geoffrey> woke up, got out of bed, stretched my arms out
<Sir_Geoffrey> *CRASH*
<Sir_Geoffrey> shattered the damn overheat light fixture shroud
<Sir_Geoffrey> *overhead
<Sir_Geoffrey> now I have broken glass all over my room
<Sir_Geoffrey> and several locations on my body are bleeding
<Sir_Geoffrey> bbl |
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[05:01:29] <wilx> Is there some simple function that checks printable characters in C locale?
[05:01:36] <wilx> std::isprint() is locale aware.
<FOXX> did you just ask a question and answer yourself?.. |
#223705* (?/48) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<foobaz> i graduated and am trying to find my first real job in years
<qdc> foobaz - what kind of job you looking for
<Cyrius> chicken sexer
<qdc> doesnt that take years of training?
<Cyrius> not the way foo wants to do it |
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<@meowchica1> the bitch just came out
<@anus_bar> Who just came out?
<@anus_bar> Palin?
<@meowchica1> yeah
<@hewasnumber1> she's lesbian? |
#223700* (?/37) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<nate> got quiet
<Avargrra> indeed
<Avargrra> they all left to watch the lesbians in the park
<Avargrra> because you don't have tits
* Aravilar laughs
<nate> so... does that mean then greys you don't like watching lesbians tits in the park since you were still here to talk?
<Avargrra> I am not a lesbian
<nate> Neither am I but I still admire a good set of boobs of course
<Avargrra> nate, if you were a lesbian, you would have a lot of explaining to do
<Avargrra> and probably tits |
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Rob: this'll sound worse now
Rob: but I like swallowing
Rob: it's a nice feeling |
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MacGyver: I should write a book: "How to anally abuse frameworks and get away with it"
MacGyver: and the framework version is 0.5.0b, so it's not even legal!
Python: hahaha
Python: totally shaved |
#223195* (?/36) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
EL Kronos: The Twilight Zone is fantastic - I really think you would like it, and I honestly bet that you would be blown away if you watched it while stoned (more so than usual)
EL Kronos: but it's classic - and where many of our modern stories came from
captmisanthropy: oh so modern is already synonymous with dredged from 10-30 years ago and made with new technology for no particular reason already is it?
captmisanthropy: I must have missed that meeting
EL Kronos: yes how did you not get that memo?
captmisanthropy: I have most of the west coast people on my "blocked" list
captmisanthropy: For obvious reasons
captmisanthropy: Also most of the Southerners... well let's just say I have most people on my "blocked" list |
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< AStorm> bbl
< Giepi> bible?
< AStorm> be back later you ignorant
<+fragalot> AStorm: it's spelled "catholic" |
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<--| Gigacore has joined #wordpress
<--| Gigacore is now known as nerd|nerd
<--| nerd|nerd has left #wordpress
<therks> wow, that was odd
<therks> it was like he came in here to change his clothes and then left |
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Jackson> Hey, did I ever tell you of the time I flew to Las Vegas on a flying carpet?
Jackson> You see, it all began when I enrolled in the Navy and I was deployed in Persian Gulf.
Jackson> Now, I'm sure you know all about Persian rugs. Well, I was given a few days off to carouse in Tehran, and I decided to purchase a Persian rug.
Jackson> Little did I know the Persian rug I purchased was MAGIC.
Jackson> Stuck as I was in a hellhole, I decided to fly to Las Vegas, Sin City, for some wholesome, American-style indecency.
Jackson> So, I guess the moral of the story is this:
Jackson> Magic is a real thing. I saw it with my own eyes, grasped its threads under my fingers. Do not disbelieve this fact. |
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Ghostman: my impression of all rap music:
"Nigga nigga this, nigga nigga that. Nigga music is so damn phat. Nigga fucked my bitch, I stabbed him with a switch. Nigga nigga this, nigga nigga that. Nigga music is so damn phat." |
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<<Azure> Chris needs cheering up...would you mind dressing in drag and posting pix?
<<al13> lmfao
<<al13> irl?
<* Azure nods
<<al13> lol
<<al13> wow
<<al13> atleast ur honest
<<Azure> XD
<<Azure> you mind if i show him this?
<<Azure> i was gonna surprise him
<<Azure> but if you're not willing to do it... xD
<<al13> nah im kinda not a drag queen lol
<<Azure> lolComment: The things we get into on SwiftIRC...
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#222118* (?/35) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< Chousuke> if you can't solve x + 3 = 2, you suck
< Spreadsheet> x = 1
< Spreadsheet> waitComment: ##club-ubuntu on irc.freenode.net
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#222039* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<~Nadare> BAH
<~Nadare> I iz so szzzzleeepyu
<~Nadare> I'm half asleep on my desk at work
<@Thyrfing> :o
<@Thyrfing> So.. what do you do at your work?
<~Nadare> Talk to people
<~Nadare> :3
<@pwet> about lolis ?
<Thyrfing> XdComment: Talk about lolis?
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<@Hexo> loving a fat chick is like trying to plan out the pagerank for your site
<Zorban|semihere> Hexo: PR(A) = (1-d) + d(PR(t1)/C(t1) + ... + PR(tn)/C(tn))
<Zorban|semihere> now go love her |
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<fish> so..
<fish> comparing RPGs to real life..
<fish> what type of chars would michael phelps and usain bolt be
<wayne> str and agi based
<wayne> also like warren buffett
<fish> ?
<wayne> they are great farmers |
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<avalar> argh, fuck me
<avalar> i have the hiccups
<avalar> i feel like a frog
<avalar> or a bouncy house
<souphiee> good imagery there
<souphiee> what about a frog in a bouncy house?
<avalar> you win this round.. |
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Morsetlis: So like
Morsetlis: I'm always shirtless now
Morsetlis: b/c it's too damn hot
Morsetlis: but this feels nice.
Kathus Kattan: Welcome to the club.
Kathus Kattan: Except I have chest hair.
Morsetlis: ..
Morsetlis: damn you |
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(PPF)CP: Tea & Cookies |Ldr|: So I'm reading my manual that came with my car and it says "Airbags will not deploy in event of a Barrel Roll." Which must mean I will have to use the boost to get through.."Comment: Car manuals Ripping off Starfox since N64
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Good day!,Comment: Good day!,
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<tet> best pick-up line ever
<tet> "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" |
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<Crazyninjaguy> Teh wild pokemans are too strong!
<ZeroError> Pokemans!?
<ZeroError> Like... Chimeras produced by the cross-breeding of captive humans and pokemon by evil Nazi scientists secretly working for Sony???
<Crazyninjaguy> Yes...Comment: irc.rizon.net/pkmntwlt
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<she> Its okay, you can tease me about being fat. I have thick skin.
<he> Oh is that what it is? I thought you had big bones. |
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