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<Caturdayz> DICKS
<_> (you have a small one)
<antiroach> he has 2
<antiroach> hence the S
<Caturdayz> yes, 2
<Caturdayz> and they're very large
<Caturdayz> as large as an elephant's trunk
<antiroach> grow up
<Caturdayz> as in your girlfriend saying "holy shit, my vagina is now in my lungs!" |
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<+LilyOncilla> oh lol
<+LilyOncilla> that reminded me of an old lymric
<+LilyOncilla> or however you spell it...
<+LilyOncilla> I know it's not that lol
<Pyronoid> Limerick
<GabrielFawkes> what?
<Pyronoid> Limerick, after the town of Limerick in Ireland
<Pyronoid> I think
<Pyronoid> There one was a man named Bob
<Pyronoid> He used to eat corn on the cob
<Pyronoid> etc etc
<Pyronoid> Tell us the fucking limerick |
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* Beelzebub blinks...
< Beelzebub> elbow is a gurl?
< elbow> seriously
< Aeneas> wait wut?
* elbow fondles his imaginary breasts
< Beelzebub> O_o
< elbow> damn, no
< Beelzebub> WHY DO YOU HAVE A GOWN?!?
< Beelzebub> AND WHY ARE YOU KNITTING!?
< Beelzebub> WHAT THE FUCK
< Aeneas> coz he is awesome like that
< Beelzebub> ... |
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< Shadowdancer> I've been on the internet too long... Lyrics: "Saddle my horse." Brain: "Saddle my whores." |
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<GerbilSoft> "Make sure we return completely up-to-date width for images. Fixes freezes with some forum software"
<GerbilSoft> I was having that problem with retro :O
<-- GerbilSoft has quit (Connection closed)Comment: "famous last words" much?
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<blakky> yo
<nukdae> ?
<blakky> dog i almost sexed up jessica in homeroom man
<blakky> and u a pervert
<nukdae> Alright, you do see the duality of what you just said, right?
<blakky> well tru
<blakky> but urs pervertnss sorta shits on me sexin her up
<nukdae> You make me weep for my own generation, you know that?
<nukdae> It's sad that I have to look for future generations for hope
<blakky> stfu ho lolComment: Names have been changed for privacy
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<ilanbg> the most recent post, I assume?
<celeste> yah
<ilanbg> or presume, rather
<ilanbg> haha
<ilanbg> :( |
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WeaksideSniper(latino accent): You stole my kill, you bitch.
Snappy McRyka: It's a game, calm down.
WeaksideSniper(latino accent): Fuck off.
Snappy McRyka: You're just mad because I'm better.
WeaksideSniper(latino accent): You're just mad because you're white.
Flame Lancer: Well god forbid I get paid more than you do.Comment: actually on halo3
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<+theSGL|Plesh> the chance
<+theSGL|Plesh> of a ostrich
<+theSGL|Plesh> running into your back garden
<+theSGL|Plesh> and killing you
-!- Marvikarhu [marvindell@line-18285.dyn.kponet.fi] has joined #lhc
< Marvikarhu> GUYS HELP
< Marvikarhu> there was this ostrich....
<+theSGL|Plesh> ITS Ok
< Marvikarhu> in my backyard
<+theSGL|Plesh> LOL
< Marvikarhu> it just came and fucking bit meComment: Talking about the lhc destroying the world.
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<Kowareta_Ningyou> Hmmm... you can only have 650 favorites on YouTube...Comment: #wrongplanet
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This site is crazy :)Comment: This site is crazy :)
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Punk not deadComment: Punk not dead
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< TrueBrain> morning lovely people
< Forked> no greet for me eh? =\
< TrueBrain> morning ass
< Forked> heya =)Comment: #openttd
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<Aerv> God, I've seen pictures of an abortion right after it's sucked out (unfortunately)
<Aerv> And what I just did to that toilet looked so much like that picture |
#227570* (?/38) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
[℮ďđįễ]: i'm failin
[℮ďđįễ]: g
Two Point Oh: Obviously |
#227249* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
***ct tags shiz into the ring, goes to the corner to adjust the luchador mask
ct: damn it, I need a luchador mask
nerdguy: it'd make the days you come in to work so much more pleasant |
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< Ordovicium> I have more viruses than you!
< Zhoriel> That's sad to hear
< Ordovicium> Not really, they're all on a DVD.
< Ordovicium> 4156 of them now! :DComment: #hackers
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Brennan: I need to go back to France and seduce some women
Brennan: except I forgot French. fuck
Steven: that sentence would be much funnier without the period |
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<ilanbg> heh, this will sound absurdly gay
<ilanbg> but Aaron and I were at the gym a few days ago
<ilanbg> and he corrected my technique for squatting
<ilanbg> actually, I don't even know why I told you that |
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<Kamiyama> sweet duckling mummy zombie jesus pokemon master!
<SweetDucklingJesus> sweet and SOUR duckling mummy zombie jesus pokemon master |
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<RainbowEyes> WTF
<RainbowEyes> I have a virus on mIRC?
<Deano> PRetty much
<RainbowEyes> How the Hell did a virus get through MY firewall
<Kensuke_Kitty> XD
<Kensuke_Kitty> Oh, man.
<Kensuke_Kitty> That's bashworthy.
<Kensuke_Kitty> Can I quote that?
<RainbowEyes> ...
<RainbowEyes> Lomax, I'm about to fucking kick his ass |
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I was expecting a hurt little look on his face, but much to my horror he decided to sink his teeth into my left shin! |
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<EddieWork> MATT AFSLIJPINGSGRENS PLOX
<Matt> OKOK
* Matt AFSLIJPINGSGRENS'S
<EddieWork> Matt geneukte schapen
<Matt> OKOK#
* Matt geneukte schapen's
<EddieWork> !g translate:nl en Matt geneukte schapen
<Julie-Su> [google] [translate: nl | en ] Matt fucked sheep
<Matt> yopComment: Matt doesn't speak Dutch...
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Playmate: i charge weasel
Ice Weasel: Toro!
* kuaera keeps score.
Ice Weasel: Or do you just want my credit card?
drew21t: lol
Ice Weasel: -Flaps big red credit card at Playmate
Playmate: *grabs it*
Playmate: shopping spree!!!!
Playmate: *runs*
Ice Weasel: It's just a cape
* kuaera puts a point up for Ice Weasel
tribal_tiger: that's just.
tribal_tiger: *blink* |
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eprnxvgc axdockjg kyjfsgnt jwkrveibd bzog gdbuxzwkf risubcComment: myvhonbg jysaulkg
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