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Just Look At This For a secondLoved the Comprehensive work.,Comment: Just Look At This For a secondLoved the Comprehensive work.,
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<Raiden> you two are fighting like a married couple
<Hulon> ....bite me
<Raiden> you're already missing a foot
* Raiden goes Tonya Harding on Hulons's good leg
<Hulon> ack!
* Hulon falls over
<Hulon> Damnit!
<Raiden> LETS SEE YOU WIN THE GOLD NOW NANCY
* Hulon goes Lieutenant Dan on Raiden and beats the crap outta him
* Raiden WALKS AWAY
<Hulon> ....I hate you. |
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<paulie> bash is no more
<Langly> no more is bash
<Langly> no more bash is
<Langly> is bash no more
<paulie> more is bash noComment: #xkcd
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<Dynamo> Do that again, and I will switch your testicles with your eyes. |
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Here, Check This Out, Pretty GoodHave you seen my site? AMAZING,Comment: Here, Check This Out, Pretty GoodHave you seen my site? AMAZING,
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<Bateau> In all my years I've not seen a more loathsome worm than yerself!
<jackie31337> Bateau: Amazing! How do you manage to shave without using a mirror? |
#235752* (?/36) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<MMCastro> i'm like
<MMCastro> RETARDEDly tired right now
<MMCastro> i have to wait on some guy to set up my tv
<Bagel Guy 5000> i see
<MMCastro> i figure porn will keep me up longer then wow
<MMCastro> awake that is |
#235728* (?/43) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< Hana> i need a pin
< Strike> <Hana> i need a pint
< shayden> <Hana> i need a pinto
< Vlynndar> <Hana> i need a pint o beer
< Unosuke> <Strike> i need a cock in my mouthComment: yay for TLaPD
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<SdN> hey akari are you a girl?
<Akari> >.<
<Akari> <.>
<Akari> <.<
<Akari> >.>
<Akari> asdfsadfasd
<Akari> you didn't say anything
<SdN> wtf?
<Akari> you're trying to cyber me
<Akari> ;-;
<SdN> o.o
<SdN> talk about paranoid
<Akari> talk about rapist |
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<zulu> by admins you mean people ?
<barn> goats
<barn> admin goatsComment: #puppet @ freenode
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<Matthew> Eh, logged out already
<Matthew> Watching Wall-E
<AaronIsFab> It's not too bad
<Matthew> I don't get why girls think he's so cute.
<AaronIsFab> its an excuse to watch it
<Rsd95> i think they think the way he talks is cute or something
<Rsd95> the weird noises and what not
<Matthew> Must be a vibrator thing.
<Rsd95> probably |
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James_Bovill: I PITY THE FOO THAT FAILS TO COMPREHEND THE WORLDWIDE FINANCIAL RAMIFICATIONS OF SUBPRIME LENDINGComment: #cmg-ac-racn irc.swcombine.com
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<ilanbg> someone in my dorm building ran a campaign so stupid I decided to learn about what she was campaigning for so that I could vote for her opponent
<ilanbg> all it said was "VOTE FOR COURTNEY — DUH!!!"
<ilanbg> and I was like, "that person must never have any power" |
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netmunky: This celebrity mentality had also overlapped into the November presidential election in the United States with surfers looking for images of Republican vice presidential candidate Sara Palin rather than looking for her policies.
netmunky: people searching for the fakes of her naked or in a bikini
netmunky: so it's still porn
netmunky: PORN WILL ALWAYS WINComment: munky on whether social networking has eclipsed porn on the Internet
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BAMBAMBambi: Why, out of the whole series, has there only been one female character, Heather? I wonder................. Sexist maybe?
BAMBAMBambi: MAIN character i was meant to say...
MoralityZero: Who'd want to spend the entire duration of a game inside the close confines of a kitchen? |
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<@McFly> "The creator of the world wide web, Tim Berners-Lee, has made an odd request: for a kind of rating system to help people distinguish sites that can be trusted to tell the truth, and those that can't."
<@McFly> wtf....idiot
<@McFly> There is absolutely no way anything like that could work...zero
<@ALGORYTHM> snopes |
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(8:57:30 PM) mark: flexbot is stupid
(8:57:39 PM) mark: lol
(8:57:53 PM) jack: Just like every bot out there
(8:58:05 PM) jack: except for that robot I saw in Dubai!
(8:58:12 PM) jack: Man! He scared the shit out of me
(8:58:48 PM) jack: I asked him to shake my hand
(8:58:50 PM) jack: he refused
(8:58:59 PM) jack: I threatened that I'll destroy him
(8:59:27 PM) jack: he said "I will destroy you" and started moving toward me!
(8:59:44 PM) peter: "are you sarah conner?" |
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<reddawn> I like the "Queue" page on bash, it's like American Idols rejects |
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<VINCE_O> HI VINCE OFFER HERE WITH FUCKING SHAMWOW. HAVE YOU SEEN THIS FUCKING TOWEL... SPONGE... RAG... THING? THIS WILL STREAK UP YOUR SHOWER LIKE YOUR ASS DOES A PAIR OF GRANDMA'S PANTIES, BUT FUCK MAN. THIS IS THE ONLY PRODUCT BILLY MAYS HAS TURNED DOWN ENDORSING BECAUSE HE CAN'T FUCKING HANDLE IT. HAHA, DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS. ANYWAY, BUY SHAMWOW TODAY AND WE WILL SET UP A SMUGGLED MEXICAN FAMILY OF TWELVE TO VOTE FOR BARACK |
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<+VINCE_O> HI VINCE OFFER HERE WITH FUCKING SHAMWOW. HAVE YOU SEEN THIS FUCKING TOWEL... SPONGE... RAG... THING? THIS WILL STREAK UP YOUR SHOWER LIKE YOUR ASS DOES A PAIR OF GRANDMA'S PANTIES, BUT FUCK MAN. THIS IS THE ONLY PRODUCT BILLY MAYS HAS TURNED DOWN ENDORSING BECAUSE HE CAN'T FUCKING HANDLE IT. HAHA, DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS. ANYWAY, BUY SHAMWOW TODAY AND WE WILL SET UP A SMUGGLED MEXICAN FAMILY OF TWELVE TO VOTE FOR BARACKComment: Efnet #politics
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Corra says: We're still going to pmall tmr right?
Corra says: Is Becca still coming?
leon says: ughh, i just opend my coke.
Corra says: That's nice. >_>
~Face the Day~ has been added to the conversation.
leon says: it exploded all ove rmy keyboard man
leon says: well almots
leon says: **** i new i shook it to hard
~Face the Day~ says: u sick ****s. u to jen wtf -__-
~Face the Day~ has left the conversation.
Corra says: LOLOL
leon says: HAHAHAHAHA |
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ManDoo: ...She pulled my jaw down. While I was asleep.
GottSaSum: anyway, i still wouldn't touch your jaw with all the drool on it.
ManDoo: THE DROOL WAS AFTER
ManDoo: AFTTERRRR!!
GottSaSum: you started drooling after she touched you!?
GottSaSum: WHY DON'T YOU DROOL AFTER I TOUCH YOU?
GottSaSum: i can't compete with her
GottSaSum: she can make you drool with her touch
GottSaSum: i should stop trying to kiss you now.
ManDoo: Please and thanks. |
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helf: the ferrets rocked
xexyz: :P
xexyz: thats a phrase i didnt expect to hear today |
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<puzl> how do you spot the difference between a canadian and an american pretending to be canadian?
<brik|hmm> lipstick |
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< ubajas> CPAN is definitely a girl.
< Caelum> why?
< ubajas> It has things I want.Comment: #perl
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