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Really Enjoyed the site guys,Comment: Really Enjoyed the site guys,
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cumslurper19: I'm sorry. But oral hygiene is very important to me.
Lane: That's what SHE said.
Lane: Except by "hygiene", she meant "sex".
Lane: And by "oral", she meant regular.
Lane: And by "regular", she meant brushing.
Lane: And by "sex", she meant her teeth.
Lane: And by "brushing", she meant removing.
Lane: And by her teeth, she meant plaque.
Lane: And by plaque, she meant her virginity. |
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John: i got 99 problems but a bitch aint one! 'NUFF SAID
John: change 1 word to make it right
John: i got 99 problems cuz a bitch aint one! 'NUFF SAID |
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X2XHoLyWaRsX2X: my step-mom gave it to us =D
X2XHoLyWaRsX2X: she comes up to us at like 1 in the morning, and she was like, "Can you guys help me? Charlie gave me the best bag of weed I've seen since I was in college, and I can't find it. Help me find it and I'll give you your finders reward"
X2XHoLyWaRsX2X: and then we looked for it where she thought she left us
X2XHoLyWaRsX2X: then we made a bong out of a waterbottle, a needle, a lighter, and some tin foilComment: At a party I missed cause I was sick =|
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< Picklesurprise> So i feel retarded. I was checking posts on the stompfest forums, and I go: " i wonder what's up at stompfest" so i put stompfest.com in the URL. wow. tard award. |
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<TrekkerCC> Mr. Coredesat....what happens.....when a storm.....
<TrekkerCC> you know.
<Coredesat> ...no, I don't
<TrekkerCC> becomes intense, Mr. Coredesat
<Coredesat> ...it becomes intense
<TrekkerCC> yes
* TrekkerCC thanks for understanding. |
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<variable> pic ?
<fluffles> i dont have any programmable interrupt controllers no :P |
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<Gemsi> i have an ass and a hat, but is rare i use both at once |
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<Alex>laurei ishot
<Alex>fcreppy i hand cplay ffr good
<Alex>WOW
<Alex>that was f*cked up |
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<Zerox> My dick isnt too big, granted its about half an inch under average
<Sig> s/under average//
<micahkatze> regexp to the rescue |
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Nicely Done Guys, Youre The BestI have Many Things To Show,Comment: Nicely Done Guys, Youre The BestI have Many Things To Show,
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KCLkenny : jizz all over your bed b4 that girl gets to ur house |
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<niteshad> The whole article has the stink of propaganda, and it's got so much spin it stands up only due to it's own angular momentum vector. |
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Two Point Oh: That might have it been too
Two Point Oh: ...
Two Point Oh: Dyslexic I am
Two Point Oh: Or Yoda |
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<Lazers> Linux viruses are so rare, you have to buy them. |
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<hiro> gah, I hate this computer
<Ryan> how bad is it?
<hiro> it had trouble loading google
<Ryan> Then how the hell are you on here?
<hiro> It crashes 4 times (I counted) then froze my computer and now its working |
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<SquidMan> no, C is bettar
<TehRoger> (C++ FTW)
<SquidMan> (C FTFW)
<SquidMan> lol, owned
<TehRoger> (C++ FTSTFU)
<SquidMan> (C FTNO U)
<neimod> ok stop it you twoComment: (lulz)
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*** betamax has joined #uplink
*** Ebola throws VHS at betamax
*** betamax has left irc.uplinkcorp.net (Quit: betamax)
<Ebola> ha
<Ebola> couldn't handle the superior format |
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*** Anon567 has joined #wrongplanet
*** Anon567 is now known as Michael_Stuart
<Michael_Stuart> Hello world.
*** anonce is now known as world
<world> hello
*** world is now known as anonce
<Xyzyxx> heh
<kuroi_chi> lol
<kuroi_chi> The world cannot say hello back
<Michael_Stuart> You could program it to.
<Xyzyxx> Ha! |
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[Him] hey are you {my name}....
{friends name} told me to send my cv to this place , and say refered by you,, well my brother in law just kinda gave me a job but thanks anyways....
anyways i was wondering if i could tell a friend that u refered him, his name is {random persons name},
tell me if its cool,
and if ur not {my name},then nevermind.lol
[Me] Word sun , ye be alright but best not fuckeroni el es be slappage
[Him] hum wahtt!!!' alrighty i will say that i understand!!!!! lool
ok well thanks i dont kno if hell aply but his name is {random guys name again}
[Him] and do u really talk like that...hehe
[Me] best not butter on my biscuitsComment: This was a facebook convo between my ex's cousin and myself about getting him a job
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Candidates Promise National-Service Initiatives washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/09/11/AR2008091103788.htmlComment: Candidates Promise National-Service Initiatives washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/09/11/AR2008091103788.html
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* Getao is on vista and chrome
<+aero> Now all you need is a $-sign gold chain hanging around your neck and a doorag |
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<MegaworM> STUFF A COCK IN IT, OSM.
<MegaworM> SOCK*
<Easy_D> o_o
<OSM> o_o
<MegaworM> O_O
<TP> XDComment: #ZFGC, irc.windfyre.net
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<SquareMoogle> I told my dad about Saudi Arabia leaving OPEC and prices falling under 100bux a barrel, I told him to sell his stock RIGHT NOW before it crashes (He had just gotten done telling me money is the Most Important Thing)
<SquareMoogle> Know what he says? "Hold on, I'm trying to figure out who the father is" (Referring to Maury) |
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* Now talking on #sprintusers
* Topic for #sprintusers is: Welcome to the SprintUsers.com Chat!
* Topic for #sprintusers set by FloorPDA at Mon Sep 08 14:44:28 2008
<Marlon_JB2> Hi Jeff
<fatboy[m0bile]> <dlich|work> aren't you working
<jeffwa> howdy
<fatboy[m0bile]> howdy
<jeffwa> YEE HAW
<Marlon_JB2> YEE HAW?
<jeffwa> very much so, yes
<fatboy[m0bile]> who's this homo cowboy
<fatboy[m0bile]> ?
<jeffwa> good call
<jeffwa> i should change my name to toby falconer
<jeffwa> and smoke marlboros
<jeffwa> and dicks |
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