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#226025* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Rogue> also: I figured out what the taint/barse/scruttocks is for
<Rogue> think about it
<Rogue> if it weren't there, and your ballbag was another three inches back, you'd shit all down the back of your ballsac every time you took a dump
<Rogue> it's nature's equivalent of the non-breaking space
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k47h5g00d51d3: >_>
k47h5g00d51d3: i think that is becoming an overused meme.
Lane: NO U
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Good site/ThanksComment: Good site/Thanks
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<&FuhrerPyro> i hang up on customers that request spanish
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8wlR6n spam_15.txt;5;10Comment: 8wlR6n spam_15.txt;5;10
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<Terras> Also, what's so great about Firefly?
<Terras> Future Space Western durr hurr.
<Ros> Best TV show ever made by anyone ever.
<Ros> If you ask the fans, anyway.
<Ros> My theory is that Firefly is Jesus.
<Ros> Shows up, gets followers, is killed by The Establishment, then miraculously come back from the dead.
<Ros> They're not Firefly fans. They're fundies.
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humbaba: i stopped a rape today
humbaba: i stopped following her
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21:23:34 Saladin is now known as DeusEx
21:23:54    DeusEx: Hey, if I dated Deus I'd be Deus' Ex.
21:23:55    DeusEx: Haha.
21:23:59    DeusEx: Well, dated and broke up.
21:24:02    Deus: Haha.
21:24:13    DeusEx: I got a GEP gun, let me have a silent takedown.
#225430* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
zork: I should clean my computer more often, I have bugs comming out underneath it when I move it.
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<Drolhtis> Hey Id, use a lead pipe it's more effective.
* Id bites Nebuchan's nose with a lead pipe
<Drolhtis> I ment hit him with a lead pipe.
<Id> oh
* Id bites Nebuchan's head with a lead pipe
<Sho> lol
<Drolhtis> Also your name is missing 3 letters.
<Sho> who the fuck has lead piping nowadays anyway
* Cirabeau grabs the pipe and whcks Id in the head with it
<Sho> that shit is poisonous
* Id lul dodges
<Drolhtis> Id is missing an iot in his name.
Comment: Drolhtis, Id, and Sho, and Cirabeau in #twokinds, as Drolhtis kindly points out Id's flaw
#225191* (?/35) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* OktoborChc (notonurlife@5b6d6335.bigpond.net.au) has joined #sydney
<rioter> OktoborChc you are a month to early, come back later.
* OktoborChc (notonurlife@5b6d6335.bigpond.net.au) has left #sydney
<rioter> good girl
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<demo`dawGen> I asked cause I had a few questions, not because I wanted children (or very immature grown-ups) to answer like that.
<newb> not much point asking on the net then
<newb> imo
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<ColPanic> adimarco:  how's the new launch going?
<adimarco> fuck you.  that's how.
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<Brent> we're trying to figure out what words are forbidden
<TD> Fuck
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* @LE can't help but burst into laughter at Ahnuld being interviewed on CNN in response to the LA quake
<@CoredesatChikai> LE: oh god
<@CoredesatChikai> "Earthquake! GET TO DA CHOPPA NOW!"
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<@CoredesatChikai> what in tarnation is going on here?
<+The10thDoctorForever> oh, and his bum
<+The10thDoctorForever> very perky
<+The10thDoctorForever> wanna just pinch those cheeks ;)
<@CoredesatChikai> um, forget I asked
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[02:24] <yes> any broads in here
[02:24] * Dodger is very broad
[02:25] <CaptainOblivious> broad?
[02:25] <Anna> im a broad
[02:25] <CoredesatChikai> no, but I can provide any number of photos of Broad Street
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<Mike_S> jeff, dick
<JeffM1> yes its big.
<DickM> tmi
<Mike_S> ha
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<Coredesat> !rita Coredesat
<@Kipper> puts in some Rose Tequila and the special #storm2k margarita mix in the blender.
<@Kipper> Kipper  adds ice and blends it.
<@Kipper> salts the rim of the 72oz MegaRita glass!
<@Kipper> pours the Margarita in the glass and slides it to
* Coredesat watches as the margarita passes him by and slides off into the unknown
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<PK> do you now any famous British people?
<Guest149040677> MADOONA
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* Joins: The_Government [21 users] clone: |Beam| [1]
* meso murders The_Government
* The_Government is now known as beam
<beam> meso I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't do that
<beam> it tickles
<meso>  d^_^b  -=[ NOFX - Murder the Government -=[00:46m/128Kbps/44KHz]=- -
<meso> but my music made me do it ;_;
#224421* (?/36) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<+TrekkerCC> woohoo!!!! I took out the garbage!
<@CoredesatChikai> ...
<@CoredesatChikai> what an incredible achievement
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<Vivisector> cat girl1 girl2 > cup1
* Noeve headdesks.
<Vivisector> :D
<Noeve> You need therapy, man.
<marilynmanton> you really didn't need to use that example, vivi
<Noeve> Error: girl1, girl2 - permissions denied.
<Vivisector> Well obviously.
<Vivisector> No woman would ever allow you access.
<khonsu> 'cause he's French...not his fault
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<nach> No, i did sudo apt-get update
<Valtieri64> sudo ku
<nach> What's sudo ku?
* marilynmanton laughs
<nach> Ah
<nach> Sudo stfu
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* TheNSA (----@chat-solu-B8571579.dsl.austtx.swbell.net) has joined #unfiction
<Gregoryn95> FUCK YOU AMERICA
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