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<Ash> I'm not sure if you do this too,
<Ash> but I have momentary lapses where I think my mouse can do everything
<Ash> I just walked up to grab my instrument and went back to my bed, and I was planning to sit down at a different angle
<Ash> so I would have to walk three steps forward and shift my monitor, which would have been okay except that I was already in mid-sit
<Ash> as I was continuing my sitting down action, I thought briefly, "oh, it's okay. I'll just drag it over with my mouse when I sit down"
<Ash> I do this often
<powelljh8> XD
<powelljh8> no, can't say I do that=p
<Ash> the other day my water bottle was across the room, and I moved my mouse to get it |
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One Sans Numbers: Dr. Mario is not a physician.
One Sans Numbers: Do not let him touch your genitals. |
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<Pixelate> OMG
<Pixelate> I won 2.5million dollars on the lottery which i didnt even by a ticket for!!!!
<Pixelate> OMG Im so lucky!
<Pixelate> it must be true coz i got a email with like 5 spelling mistakes saying i did
<Pixelate> all i have to do is give them my bank details!! |
#238678* (?/45) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<phlux> roses are red
<phlux> violets are blue
<alchy> shut the fuck up
<alchy> or i'll dos you. |
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<mik> I have a great idea we'll start numbering the immigrants to identify them
<mik> that should speed up the process
<mik> and while they wait to get through we'll put them up in retreats or camps
<mik> why has no one thought of this before? |
#238063* (?/34) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<dude88> so where were you today for the meeting?
<guy44> sorry i was late - i was stuck at shcool
<dude88> lmao fial
<guy44> not as bad as that
* dude88 has Quit(Quit: User Exited) |
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white: getting 1337 hours
codizzle69: how long do u think ittl take
white: well cody... |
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<Merihell> i know a computing student who's just gone into 3rd year who hadn't heard of linux until last week |
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* I has quit (K-lined)Comment: lol
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Tyrothkaze :Only bad thing about if you got into a gangbang with the Pussycat dolls is...yes, they wear some fucking sexy clothing...but only a gay man would know where to start on taking ALL of that shit off.
Tyrothkaze :Irony is a bitch.
Rose ln December : ............
Rose ln December : ?
Tyrothkaze : ...dear lord, why am I talking to a girl about this?
Rose ln December : lol
Rose ln December : and because I'm not really a girl
Tyrothkaze : You're just a guy with long hair and some huge ass moobs.
Rose ln December : ha ha |
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Ihasn: wtf i need to stop downloading peoples music from their ipods
Ihasn: Red Army Chorus - Soviet National Anthem
Ihasn: i think im a commie now...i listened to the whole song |
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<kb> Faye sit
<Faye> kb: Error: "sit" is not a valid command.
<kb> Faye! SIT!
<Faye> kb: Error: "SIT!" is not a valid command.
<kb> bad dog.
<kb> faye kennel
<Faye> kb: Error: "kennel" is not a valid command. |
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Gleeb> We should do a shirt:
Gleeb> try{
Gleeb> bed = catchGirl();
Gleeb> }catch(Exception e){
Gleeb> cry();
Gleeb> jerkOff();
Gleeb> }finaly
Gleeb> {
Gleeb> GotoSleep();
Gleeb> }
Maverick42> you should add at the bottom:
Maverick42> public Sex catchGirl() throws SlapInTheFace{...}; |
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<Iwonder|too> think i will sit my ass here in the recliner and avoid bodily injury
<Iwonder|too> and if i get drunk enough to fall out of a recliner,well it was just meant to be |
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bill: i poop cheeseComment: mozzarella
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twoptoh: Sleep time now. Tomorrow my Java class is cancelled, and YAY SOMEONE ACCEPTED MY SUB REQUEST AT THE DINING HALL so I can go to a John Deere internship info session
twoptoh: Then Tuesday I have the interview, an informal PLUG meeting, and a report-writing group meeting
qtipeater: o.o
twoptoh: Then Wednesday I have some other university-ordered meeting b/c I are important PLUG officer so they can command me to go to session things
* twoptoh collapses just from thinking about all that
twoptoh: You can see how my brain's already collapsed and can't think good for talk
* qtipeater plays music from Rocky in hopes to get Lord Maxxon pumped to finish the week in one piece.
twoptoh: OH NOES I FAIL. I wanted to think "Eye of the Tiger" but got "Final Countdown" instead. I hope my schedule spaceship doesn't crash after launch
qtipeater: hahahaha |
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<Goddessmommylisa> when u get off want to come over?
<Ignito> When I get off, I'm probably already there |
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kalun: do you know what ben did
psi: what?
kalun: sigh, okay, hes like "i went to this medevil festival yesterday and this guy told me he had the sword cloud used and its the real sword and i got to hold it"
kalun: "..its called cosplay"
kalun: "no it was real "
kalun: i sent him a few cosplay pics and he goes "thats people dressing up as anime characters. it wasnt real. this is clouds ACUAL sword!"
kalun: "....."
kalun :"the guy told me it was"
kalun :"remember when the guy told brandon he would pay him back the 500,000 gold and he walked away?"
kalun: "yes."
kalun: "..did you learn anything from that?"
kalun: "no" |
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Natsaih: OH god...BUTT CRAMP...*falls over* owowowowow |
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-!- farhan has joined #cl
< KingOfWrong> morning, farhan
< farhan> hello
< KingOfWrong> Cthulhu masturbating
< KingOfWrong> not good images? or no images at all?
< farhan> I don't follow
< KingOfWrong> Cthulhu - Great Old One, eater of d6 cultists per round - masturbating. How? Why? Huh?
-!- farhan has quit [Quit: to be honest] |
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Gnome says:
I can finally feel my wisdom teeth coming in
Gnome says:
bout fuckin time
Gnome says:
they told me like
Gnome says:
three summers ago
Gnome says:
"HAY WE GUNNA TAKE YAW NIGGATEETH OUT THIS SUMMA NIGGA"
Gnome says:
an I was like shiiiit |
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<tweek_> is there a way to completely trash a revision in svn? 'whoops, I screwed up, please disregard absolutely everything and go back to earlier, and forget it ever happened, forever'
<tomalak> alas, only CVS has built-in rollback support (<3 CVS) but you can hack it in SVN
<tweek_> I think half of the reason I wasn't finding anything was, I was reading the manual
<tweek_> and googling for 'svn fucking delete' |
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[On workplace diversity.]
Error: Gays, I'd like you to meet our Puertorican/Phillipino department.
Empty: do they have guns?
Error: 12" dicks, actually
Empty: brb going to get some guns |
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Your job is not to die for your country, but to make those poor saps die for their's. |
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<Dynamo> JOE
<Dynamo> FAGGOT
<Dynamo> YOU
<Dynamo> ARE
<Dynamo> IN
<Dynamo> THE
<Dynamo> VAGINA
<Kiwi> OF
<Kiwi> BOB
<Kiwi> BARKER |
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