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#244358* (?/39) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Momaw> "2008-07-08 00:31:35 <ToadyOne> sheezy has filed some sort of public grievance with the forum about his bannage"
<Hollywars> who was sheezy again?
<Momaw> The guy who was banned
<Hollywars> when?
#244316* (?/49) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
"Can you keep a secret?"
"I can, but the people who I tell  cant
#244192* (?/36) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<kOOlio> sheep you should have been here an hour ago
<kOOlio> #mod was wild
<kOOlio> everyone was singing yellow submarine
<Skyroshroud> 2 ppl actually :P
<kOOlio> YAH IT WAS CRAZZYY
<Arocalex> The most activity we've seen in years
#244191* (?/45) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
"If I die before I turn 30 I hope it will be because of my liver"
#243914* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Erik: woohoo john is willing to buy one hard drive
Erik: i just need someone to buy the other
Erik: then i can finally consolidate
Roger: lol good luck
Roger: with the recession and all
Roger: hahaha
Erik: hahahah
#243891* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Tyrothkaze :  kik
Tyrothkaze :  ...
Tyrothkaze :  kik?
Tyrothkaze :  wtf.
Rose ln December :  fail
Tyrothkaze :  Kluts and Idiots Klan?
Rose ln December :  ha ha
Rose ln December :  I belong to that club
Rose ln December :  er...I should anyways
Rose ln December :  it just descibes me
Rose ln December :...describes***
Rose ln December :  point in case....
#243885* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@Jason2gs> Widget^, what exactly did he say?
<Widget^> we need to finish iraq blah blah afganistan doesn't matter blah blah
<@Jason2gs> Widget^, then I agree. If we pull out now, it'll all be for naught.
<@Jason2gs> I swear I said this just the other night...
<Widget^> mccain = for veterans because he's one >.<
<@Jason2gs> Widget^, that's a bad thing?
<Widget^> he's epic determined to give them more money
<@Jason2gs> You realize how stupid that sounds?
<@Jason2gs> Wow.
#243866* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Allah> so I found out today that the Arabic word for 'family' has the same root as the word for 'to take hostage'
#243858* (?/37) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
VulcanJaded: i just looked at halls defense vitamin c cough drop package
VulcanJaded: vitamin c = 100% of dail value
VulcanJaded: ...iv had 12 so far
InfernalTempestX: so? you're just gonna have 1100% of vitamin c coming out of your ass tomorrow.
#243807* (?/35) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<john> where would we be without internet
<tool> probably outside
<john> i would hang myself :P
#243798* (?/43) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<lifelongdream> whats the sound of one hand fapping?
#243631* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<pseudo> i woke up middle of the night last night and my testicles were spun around. it was ...   weird.
<Hemingray> wtf man
<PlacidBox> ...spun around?
<pseudo> i hope i un-spun them correctly
<dcraig> meatspin!
<pseudo> like ...without getting gory, one was where it did not belong
<pseudo> he wasnt in his home, he was ...in somebody ELSE'S home
<Hemingray> how the fuck do you spin your testicles around, are you hung low?
<pseudo> and i had to kick him out back to his home.
<pseudo> Hemingray, hot night i guess
#243611* (?/35) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<+Brent> <Skeetobite> We;re about an hour due west of Tampa
<+Brent> an hour due WEST?
<@CoredesatChikai> Brent: yeah, didn't you know?
<@CoredesatChikai> Skeetobite lives on a buoy in the Gulf of Mexico
Comment: Open Google Earth, go 60 mi west of Tampa, and see where you are.
#243563* (?/42) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
.:lax:. hi, i need some help and i was wondering if you can you help
.:Rebel_n00b:. maybe
.:Rebel_n00b:. what do you need?
.:lax:. well, it's sort of an emergency
.:Rebel_n00b:. and?
.:lax:. well....
.:lax:. don't ask why
.:lax:. but i was sort of having personal time with my printer and my dick got stuck, how do i remove it without chopping it off or something?
Comment: rizon.net
#243445* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<sMoKeDoG> can we eat sushi off ur body britanny90
<britanny90> im vegetarian
<TigerLilyNat> haha
<TigerLilyNat> and dumb as a post obviously
<DarkAssassinSX> veg or vagitarian?
<britanny90> whats a vagitarian?
<DarkAssassinSX> you're kidding
<britanny90> is that like a vegan or sumthing?
<Invalid> knew it
<Invalid> its a dude
<sMoKeDoG> how old r u britanny90
<britanny90> im 18
<britanny90> im not stupid
Comment: Huh?
#243163* (?/39) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Triented: 8=D
SkyEye: 8 != D
SkyEye: 8 = 8
Triented: 8=>7
SkyEye: return true;
Comment: Hell Yeah
#243128* (?/41) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<jaban> imma drop some set theory up in this mutha fucka'
<jaban> If you keep holdin' onta intuitionism I'mma cap yo ass, bitch.
<jaban> Brouwer ain't know shit!
<Ralp> word
<jaban> Word.
#243106* (?/38) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Cynyeh: hahas no. they do their little christian stuff and I sit there and look bored til they're done and then yeah
Cynyeh: on the ride there, our car was like asking questions thingy to 'get to know each other better blah blah blah' and like on the way back we did too and one question that popped up was all like 'what would you do to make the world a better place?'
Cynyeh: and Kit was all like 'jesus.' I thought it was kinda funny
atari2600a: Nouns:  They're actions now
Cynyeh: I was gonna say like 'make people not greedy and share more and stuff' but then they would be all like 'no communism's bad. that would be like communism. but if everyone believed in.... blah blah blah'
#243053* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Joannie says:
Away: isn't that the opposite of not here?????
#242922* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Kav says:
int main () {
int randomVariable;
while (randomVariable != 0)
{
cout << "This has a higher chance of equalling 0 than the LHC destroying the world." << endl;
randomVariable = rand();
}
return 0;
}
#242913* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<~Phrawger> <XD003> I'd settle for an Animated series of AFTER Episode 6 <--- GOD DAM NYES.
<~Phrawger> damn yes*
<~Phrawger> that would make my day
<+XD003> Same
<+XD003> And it'd be bassed directly from the books
<~Phrawger> this current bullcrap is to show off "Look what we can make a 3d animation do!"
<+XD003> lol
<~Phrawger> without any regard to plot
<+XD003> Maybe we should make a strongly worded complaint!
<~Phrawger> strongly worded complaint my ass, I'm sending them a fucking pipebomb in the mail
<+XD003> XD
<~Phrawger> "Uncle George: DO NOT OPEN. FOR ANIMATION DEPARTMENT ONLY."
Comment: what you get when you cross a bad star wars animated series with a major fan of the movies
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<|RAT|>Squidney: well the specail ed. kids are coming in tomorrow thats why im working
<|RAT|>Squidney: they are takin up 36 lanes
<|RAT|>Squidney: which is the whole bowling alley
SuperJew!?: LULZ!
Comment: Funny Conversation I had in steam with a friend of mine.
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[sppt] DELETE FROM `users` WHERE `nick`='Guest'
[GoneFishing] sppt: Query executed successfully. Affected rows: 1
&#8226;     Guest [Guest@B72FBE07.87559816.68997412.IP] Quit [Quit: RSBot is kickass!]
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Best Site good lookingComment: Best Site good looking
#242117* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Shaul> -was flash developed by jews?
<Shaul> -henke37: I will not buy software that will bring more money to jewish pockets
<Shaul> -they have enough money already
<Shaul> -henke37, shut up before ill ignore your zionist ass
Comment: ##flash, Shaul's IP: CLNSPT04-gig0-1-1.012.net.il <--
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