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<Ichillis`Anduril> The debates are great fun!
<Chakei> the debates
<Chakei> right
<Ichillis`Anduril> I've waited 4 years for this! :D
<Walrus> talking to yourself in the mirror while you rub your nipples isn't debating, Ichi
<Ichillis`Anduril> What if the nipples have differing positions on the major issues of our time? |
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[12:20am] <DigitallyStoned> im firing the next motherfucker that misses a plane
[12:21am] [MetalGarurumon] i missed one
[12:21am] <DigitallyStoned> youre fucking fired
[12:22am] [MetalGarurumon] I QUIT ANYWAY
[12:22am] <DigitallyStoned> fuck you
[12:22am] [MetalGarurumon] fuck you too |
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KittyNoy> For a show with a lot of death and killing in it, Heroes sure doesn't like killing off characters.
<KittyNoy> At least, killing them and keeping them dead.
<Catelite> What's Heroes about?
<KittyNoy> You know science?
<KittyNoy> Heroes is basically a show that kicks it in the balls for fun and giggles.
<KittyNoy> Heroes was all like "Hey science, how are you doing?"
<KittyNoy> And science was like "Hey Heroes, pretty good, wussup?"
<KittyNoy> And Heroes went all "Oh, nothing much, just *kick*"
<KittyNoy> And science dropped down on the floor, crying from pain overload, asking Heroes why it did that.
<KittyNoy> And Heroes just kept on laughing and pointing and then Heroes were all like "Hey buddy, let me help you up *hold* *raise* *kick*"
<KittyNoy> And it went on from there. |
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<MM> My Japanese teacher has a file cabinet with the labels "Japanese 2", "Japanese 3", "Japanese 4", and "crap". Guess which cabinet Japanese 1 work goes into.Comment: Kitchen sensei is the best
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<a> when meeting girls on-line, i like to ask for their BMI to see whether i should continue talking to them or not |
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<Gr33n3gg> .gf idiot vs liar
<^> By results on Google: idiot beats liar by 73,900,000 to 33,000,000!
<Gr33n3gg> hehehe
<Catastrophe> lol
<liam> .gf my mum vs my dad
<^> By results on Google: my dad beats my mum by 54,400,000 to 10,800,000!
<Gr33n3gg> lmfao
<Catastrophe> o.o |
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I Am Lord Voldemort: Just stumpled accross a $400 best buy gift card. What should I buy?
I Am Lord Voldemort: New headphones maybe? New GPU? New surround sound system? Popularity? What should I go for?
Lumaga: Spell-check software |
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16:46 chully the person my brother bought it from didnt know if it had 4w
16:46 YakMan YESSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssss
16:46 YakMan heh it is easy to test
16:46 YakMan put the wheels on the grass and FLOOR IT
16:46 YakMan have someone watch!
16:46 YakMan hilarity will ensue either way!
16:46 chully there is no grass in japan!!!
16:47 YakMan damn rly?
16:47 YakMan I thought you lived in the milk region
16:47 chully not that i can see
16:47 YakMan what do the cows eat?
16:47 chully rice
16:47 YakMan wtf? |
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Have You Seen This Site? Very Helpful,Comment: Have You Seen This Site? Very Helpful,
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<Trinexx> *cries* nethack crashed
<Dawnrazor> Nethack crashed? How did you manage that?
<Trinexx> Probably because I was running a trainer on it :P
<Dawnrazor> Now that's just wrong.
<Trinexx> I also savescum and kick puppies. |
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richard: Do you see Adeola as the offender or the victim?
tomg/Home: Are you talking in the "women who wear short skirts deserve to get raped" context ?
tomg/Home: translated to women who make amusing shreak noises deserve to get shot
richard: Women who get raped deserve to wear trousers |
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<JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
<JonTG> wait, shit |
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[09/25/08][05:53:49] <allah-> (10:46:39am) (@allah-) sap Trashlord
[09/25/08][05:53:49] <allah-> (10:46:50am) (+Trashlord) got some sex toys
[09/25/08][05:53:49] <allah-> (10:47:00am) (+Trashlord) 3 weeks after I ordered them
[09/25/08][05:53:50] <allah-> (10:47:32am) (@allah-) going to dildo your ass?
[09/25/08][05:53:50] <allah-> (10:47:39am) (+Trashlord) lol
[09/25/08][05:53:50] <allah-> (10:47:48am) (+Trashlord) I bought a blowjob sleeve
[09/25/08][05:53:50] <allah-> (10:47:53am) --- Calam|Dirtnap changes nick to JohnWayneGacy
[09/25/08][05:53:50] <allah-> (10:47:59am) (+Trashlord) and this woman-behind silicon thing
[09/25/08][05:53:50] <allah-> (10:48:19am) (@allah-) lmfao
[09/25/08][05:53:53] <allah-> wtf
[09/25/08][05:54:02] <allah-> wrong window.
[09/25/08][05:54:03] <allah-> `-.-ยดComment: irc.coldfusions.net #main
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bash.org: We'll be back up in a few days.Comment: Has been there for a month now
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Prysorra: Sir the internets are invading! Ready the Tom Cruise Missiles!
Mycolostomybagleaked : Tom Cruise Missile number one loaded and ready to fire on your command, sir!
stephenv: SHOW ME THE MONEY!
maukdaddy: Direct hit! Readying missile number two!
sunshine-x: I feel the need - the need for speed!
maukdaddy: Another direct hit! Readying missile number three!Comment: On the "fail" sign at the Senate Banking, Housing and Urban Affairs Committee 2008
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<slakr> I don't know why, but goatse seems, in a very strange way, poetic when it's juxtaposed with american politics
<slakr> americans over-emphasizing personal qualities over actual ability very much seems to me to be americans stretching their anuses wide open; it's like valuing the salesman's personality over the deal you're getting. |
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<bqscott> you're so fail that people send you fail mail
<bqscott> you're so fail that you can't even make bail at the fail jailComment: irc.whtirc.net #wht
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Kyle: mohinder was saying how everyone's connected. and they are, through angela's vagina. hiro's dad dabbled... Read More in it(angela could be hiro's mom also) and nathan and peter came from it, claire from nathan, who knows what else?Comment: talking about Heroes
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<@Bunnipoema> !fortune
<@[Bot]> Bunnipoema's fortune: ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^
<+IndianaJones> your fortune is to be surrounded by eerily smiling japanese peopleComment: #aetolia on sorcery.net
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<@[Rabite]> "this thing is kicking our asses, we need to stop it... I KNOW LET'S BAN EVERYBODY WHO TALKS ABOUT IT THAT'S SURE TO STOP IT" "wow that's a great idea, now that that's solved let's go get lunch. I hear they've got dead baby strudel in the cafeteria today" "oooo I haven't had that in weeks, it's so much better than the tears of the innocent soup we've been having lately" |
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<MasterCJ> AusRambo: glitch in the matrix
<AusRambo> that too
<AusRambo> gotta break out
<AusRambo> quick where are my blue pills!?
<AusRambo> its blue right? |
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<@MasterCJ> digimon is what made me first try sushi |
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<Archeid> gay jimmy
<Archeid> hay*
<W1N9Zr0> nice
<Archeid> :< |
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<yanquiUXO> still, sail.
<yanquiUXO> fail
<yanquiUXO> fuck. |
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<oonh> I have some baking soda.
<oonh> I hear you can get high on that |
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