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#227714* (?/37) ⚐Flag
< TrueBrain> morning lovely people
< Forked> no greet for me eh? =\
< TrueBrain> morning ass
< Forked> heya =)Comment: #openttd
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#250107* (?/37) ⚐Flag
<SUPERKOOL> Can you murder with PHP?
<VaatixGanon> Anytime.
<VaatixGanon> <?php if (alive==true) murder($person); else echo "Dead already. Next."; ?>
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#272601* (?/34) ⚐Flag
‹ LeperMessiah › how can you help yourself from shouting racist shit whenever you see a negro?
‹ LeperMessiah › it's impossible not to say something
‹ Jose › by not being racist?
‹ LeperMessiah › ?
‹ LeperMessiah › I don't get it |
#295830* (?/34) ⚐Flag
<@dr_jesus> heh, I just had to rename some IOS image file to dongs because the fucking VMS host it's on can't do multiple periods in a filename
<@dr_jesus> then I had to copy it to the target device and this happened
<@dr_jesus> Loading dongs !!!!!!!Comment: #bifemunix
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#307144* (?/34) ⚐Flag
<Roxsie> also i love thinking that every time billy bragg sells a record phil jupitus gets money
<Sebas> I guess that gives him Bragging rights |
#307012* (?/34) ⚐Flag
BlueProtoman: It's official; North Carolina State University is my Plan B.
bagmouse7: you will be about a mile from me if that is where you go
bagmouse7: it is a great school and a good place to live
BlueProtoman: Cool, maybe I'll egg your house.
bagmouse7: maybe I will shoot youComment: #openpandora on Freenode
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#305520* (?/34) ⚐Flag
Trevor: I need to get the hell out of the south
Trevor: even the local NPR station is too far to the right for me |
#302201* (?/75) ⚐Flag
<jasonhtml> wth why would they remove the ability to do what u want? O.o
<Eoin> because they want to be apple |
#302868* (?/12) ⚐Flag
<fahadsadah> Also, can haz sudo?
<nathan> Yes
<nathan> There.
<fahadsadah> Thanks
<fahadsadah> rm -rf /
<fahadsadah> Sorry, wrong terminal =/ |
#302668* (?/12) ⚐Flag
<ZenthForbias> That explains so much
<ZenthForbias> My friend and I were talking about not being able to find girlfriends.
<ZenthForbias> And who's standards are higher
<ZenthForbias> I go "Your standards are like... purple drops... Mine are gold."
<ZenthForbias> Then it hit me why I was still single... |
#302564* (?/12) ⚐Flag
<The_Doer> i need a new pokemon level strategy, also need to catch a fighting pokemon
<NEO|Phyte`> waterproof your pokewalker and fasten it to the inside of your washing machine
<Drazhar> won't work
<Drazhar> a pokemon can only gain one level per stroll
<NEO|Phyte`> how are strolls defined?
<The_Doer> transfer to and then from
<GralaminShieldheart> Then, you just need to build a machine
<GralaminShieldheart> That will rotate it, then order a transfer
<GralaminShieldheart> Then order a transfer back
[17:<GralaminShieldheart> Simple
<The_Doer> you get 1XP per step you make IIRC
<Fax> you would think it would be simpler to just do the leveling
<Fax> but as long as we're Rube Goldberging
<Fax> we can create a piston that pushes a button repeatedly
<Fax> powered by a windmill
<Fax> the windmill is powered by an electric fan
<Fax> plugged into a generator
<Fax> powered by a hamster wheel
<Fax> just add hamster
<GralaminShieldheart> Even better
<GralaminShieldheart> See if you can hook it up to a similar machine, In Dwarf Fortress, which has a script to send a jolt of electricity to a USB port everytime it completes it
<Fax> oh my god
<Fax> we've reached critical metamass
<Fax> powering a rube goldberg machine via a virtual rube goldberg machine?
<Fax> GENIUS |
#302520* (?/12) ⚐Flag
<GeekyLink> in florida it is considered an offense to shower naked.
<B-Rad> foxy!
<B-Rad> we must offend the law together
<B-Rad> my place tomorrow night
<Foxy> lol |
#309402* (?/12) ⚐Flag
jtreminio: I'm writing a gui config for it
jtreminio: vagrant/puppet
jtreminio: as I learn I implement
jtreminio: I'm calling it ... puphpet
anomander|work: is that pronounced puff pet ?
jtreminio: no idea
Davey: IT IS NOW! |
#309538* (?/12) ⚐Flag
< o11c> server up again
< skellyswaggatron> for those that don't know
< skellyswaggatron> server is actually a name for my
< skellyswaggatron> actually you know
< skellyswaggatron> thats a bad story
< skellyswaggatron> good night |
#310923* (?/12) ⚐Flag
<Jigsy^Vol> Online dating is tough.
<Jigsy^Vol> Every time I meet someone new, I end up in jail. |
#310953* (?/12) ⚐Flag
<subtle> anyone know whether 360 or ps3 isos are easier to hack? file contents and such?
<HdkR> No idea
<flacs> my mom told me hacking is illegal
<HdkR> flacs: What about hacking at a tree?
<flacs> still illegal |
#311206* (?/12) ⚐Flag
<digitalcircuit> Would someone mind doing a "/me" message, preferably long? Trying to screenshot a new feature...
-*- digitalcircuit realizes that most of the cases where he'd find coloring nicks in action messages useful involve story-based IRC channels with tons of actions.. and it could be rude to take a random snippet of chat and make it public.
-*- TC01 wonders if the above /me message was not sufficiently long enough for a test of this feature but decides the best way he can find that out is by asking the question as part of an obnoxiously long /me message, thus killing two birds with one stone (at least hopefully) although this will make the screenshot kind of strange... oh well.
-*- genii prepares a Note To People Who Drive Cars: When letting someone out of the car on the curb side, pull up to the curb instead of making your passenger open the door into the bicycle lane and nearly killing cyclists. This usually results in irate, often injured cyclists and car passengers, property damage, vehicle damage, stares from pedestrians, and insurance rate hikes. This is if the collision goes well. |
#304508* (?/72) ⚐Flag
<Al-Qadim> I just got home from flying a kite in the park and playing frisbee with my kids
<pelf> well aren't you mary fucking poppinsComment: #warhammer, Efnet
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#302241* (?/66) ⚐Flag
FJet> theres a my little pony game??
Fufie> FJet: several
FJet> how did i ever miss them
Fufie> too busy collecting trophies and achievments in hannah montana games?Comment: #unity3d freenode.net
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#305825* (?/63) ⚐Flag
<+YourDaddy> If Japan was Apple then the radiation would have been a feature. |
#301679* (?/60) ⚐Flag
<xxlginger> gives lpeake some LSD
<lpeake> takes the lsd
<lpeake> that still doesn't make me a druggy
<lpeake> but it does make my letterbox an elephantComment: #zomgwtfbbq @ irc.p2p-network.net
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#303783* (?/60) ⚐Flag
<P_R_Deltoid> heeeey
<P_R_Deltoid> Was talking to you ;)
<logic> lies!
<P_R_Deltoid> Would never lie to you
<btk> would you ever, by chance, give me up?
<P_R_Deltoid> btk
<P_R_Deltoid> what
<P_R_Deltoid> give up
<P_R_Deltoid> on logic?
<P_R_Deltoid> the answer is no
<P_R_Deltoid> if that is the question
<P_R_Deltoid> if the question is just in general "do you ever give up"
<P_R_Deltoid> then yeahj
<btk> are you ever gonna give me up?
<P_R_Deltoid> I don't pursue things too hard
<P_R_Deltoid> oh
<P_R_Deltoid> give YOU up
<P_R_Deltoid> misread
<logic> lol P_R_Deltoid
<P_R_Deltoid> I don't know, do I have you?
<highinvader> you guys know the rules
<btk> what's your stance on letting me down?
<highinvader> and so do i
<P_R_Deltoid> I'd have to compare the pros and cons of letting you down or not.
<P_R_Deltoid> lets list them
<P_R_Deltoid> pro: I have a friend
<P_R_Deltoid> con: it's btk
<P_R_Deltoid> pro: 1 more person on my side in internet debates
<P_R_Deltoid> con: it's someone from totse irc and likely zoklet.
<btk> please expound your views on turning around and hurting me
<P_R_Deltoid> oh
<P_R_Deltoid> OH
<P_R_Deltoid> you are singing a song
<btk> hahaha dumbass
<btk> you win for losing
<highinvader> jeez i'm ripped to shreds high and i got it immediatelyComment: #totse on slashnet
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#301137* (?/57) ⚐Flag
<Auphamim> Assclown.
<Auphamim> An awakened donkey with levels in bard?
<Auphamim> And ranks in Perform (Comedy)?
<CapnTurgo> I think it is more along the lines of a butt that shoots confetti and silk cloth whenever it farts
<LordSocky> ...and all I can think now is "HAPPY NEW YEARS! PFFFTTTT!" |
#306988* (?/57) ⚐Flag
<@reimero> I'm heading out. Feel crappy.
<@Mr_Shifty> thanks, you too
-!- reimero [~jreimers@763995D6.474CF3D0.87D0951F.IP] has quit [Client exited]
<@hackess> LOL |
#303635* (?/54) ⚐Flag
<otako> Moon_Doggy: wanna play yandere?
<Moon_Doggy> na going to bed
<otako> i hate you
<Stealthy_> lol
* otako sets ban on *!*@174-28-239-10.albq.qwest.net
* otako has kicked otako from #anime (otako)
<Stealthy_> hmm
<Moon_Doggy> ....
<Moon_Doggy> did he ban himself
<Moon_Doggy> wtf
<Stealthy_> looks like it..
<Stealthy_> wow |