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#306817* (?/47) ⚐Flag
Arthur: Well that's great.
Arthur: So tell me, phycisist
Tanstaafl: yes son?
Arthur: How does one make pancakes?
EPhrygian: To make pancakes from scratch
EPhrygian: You must first Create the Universe.
Arthur: Because I have the flour and I asked earlier, and everyone was derping their pricks, so nobody answered <_<
Eldrythan: arthur, easy. you just chant the following spell:
Arthur: Well I have the flour!
Eldrythan: "DAMNIT WOMAN MAKE ME SOME PANCAKES"
Arthur: And water and stuff
Eldrythan: and presto.
Tanstaafl: LOL
Eldrythan: pancakes. |
#307562* (?/46) ⚐Flag
DaMan: ALX: We fixed the y2k crap months ago.
!!SYSTEM: TRIGON changed topic to "Happy New Year 19100!!"
Jenny: omg.
HEX: BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!
DaMan: crap.
!!SYSTEM: TRIGON changed topic to "Happy New Year 19101!!"
Fred: that is curious. how does it come up with the year 19101?
DaMan: It just prepends "19" to the number of years since 1900. Forgot to fix it last year, heh.
!!SYSTEM: TRIGON changed topic to "Happy New Year 19102!!"
Fred: Im pretty sure we are now the only platform in the nebula with a remaining y2k bug :-P
Grayson: ha.
(O)DaMan: Should be fixed now.
!!SYSTEM> TRIGON changed topic to "Happy New Year 19103!!"
!!SYSTEM> DaMan changed topic to "Happy New Year 2003!!"
!!SYSTEM> TRIGON changed topic to "Happy New Year 19104!!"
DaMan> The hell?
KoderKane> Are you sure you recompiled the binary or whatever after fixing it?
DaMan> I think so.
*** TRIGON changed topic to "Happy New Year 19105!!"
Zer0: Holy Carp, we skipped the whole second milenuium and went right to the 19000's XD
DaMan: Im planning a "Back to the Future" remake.
nobody: In the yearrr Nineteen One-oh-five- if DaMan is, still alive... Will he fix, that damn bot?
*** TRIGON changed topic to "Happy New Year 19106!!"
Nimda> Well at least he has an excuse this year..
lollz> he does?
Nimda> Yeh, he got hit by a bus.
CoJaBo> o_O
*** TRIGON changed topic to "Happy New Year 19107!!"
DaMan> My new years resolution for this year: fix y2k bug in trigon
CoJaBo> And just like last year, you'll completely blow it off.
! TRIGON changed topic to "Happy New Year 19108!!"
CoJaBo> derp: qdb.us/75182
DaMan> Yeh, ill fix it someday.
! TRIGON changed TOPIC to: Happy New Year 19109!!
< @DaMan> ^someone remember to remind me round when next December rolls around, to fix that.
! TRIGON has changed TOPIC to: Happy New Year 19110!!
< CoJaBo> At this rate, it'll still be saying that well into the next millenial roll-over XD
<@DaMan> You fix it then.
! TRIGON has changed TOPIC to: Happy New Year 19111!!
< Frylock> DaMan: I totally meant to remember to tell you this last month, but- Fix the damn bot!
< DaMan> Righty-o.
! TRIGON has changed TOPIC to: Happy New Year 19112!!
< CoJaBo> ...
< DaMan> ah, crap. |
#307427* (?/46) ⚐Flag
<~HumanNoMore> (QDB.us quote #306931): <Jimbo> The best way for a baker to prevent his delicious cakes being stolen would be to cover them in dogshit and broken glass, but in doing so he would also kill his sales. Ubisoft are currently that baker.
<Mune> People are going next door to the bakers in the alleyway, who have extracted the broken glass and are now allowing them to be taken freely.
<~HumanNoMore> hmm, I just thought of the PERFECT analogy for games with malware
<~HumanNoMore> you can pay money for something that's functionally the same, easier to access with minimal effort, but full of viruses, or you can spend a little time and effort to get it virus-free for free
<~HumanNoMore> works for games and... :P
<Mune> ....I'm scared at how perfectly this analogy fits the situation.
<~HumanNoMore> indeed. |
#309269* (?/46) ⚐Flag
<Macman393> I turned water into milk.
<Macman393> I am the moosiah.Comment: #TwoCans@irc.esper.net
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#306130* (?/46) ⚐Flag
<Guest12094>HOW DO I TURN OFF MY CAPSLOCK
<Guest12094>ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF. ALL MY FRIENDS ARE MAD BECAUSE THEY THINK I AM SHOUTING AT THEM OVER THE INTERNET, THIS PROBLEM IS LITERALLY RUINING MY LIFE, MY CAREER AND TEARING MY FAMILY APART. I JUST WANT TO BE WHOLE AGAIN, PLEASE HELP!!!! |
#306469* (?/50) ⚐Flag
<@teriaki> (I swear, I am sitting next to a girl that looks just like terminator 2 sarah connor)
<@teriaki> (parenthesis means I'm whispering and hoping they can't see)
<@teriaki> it's just her face
<+GaidinBDJ> Wait. Women have faces?
<@grivas|work> flatchested women doComment: #fark
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#303457* (?/46) ⚐Flag
<Joh> Gravity <3 fat people |
#303852* (?/46) ⚐Flag
<!Suou> so
<!Suou> there's this one room
<!Suou> that apparently my roommate's female cousin sometime stays in
<!Suou> I'm probably going to sleep there tonight because the bed's made and everything
<!Suou> but I just found lube
<!Suou> WAT DO
<@Pedophile> apply directly on the forehead
<!Suou> LOL |
#304611* (?/46) ⚐Flag
<nuintari> today I needed Kim to check something for me
<nuintari> she was not picking up her phone
<nuintari> I called into the NOC, had them shut down my home's internet
<nuintari> that got her attention :-p |
#304471* (?/46) ⚐Flag
Friendship Is Made By Best Friends, Followed By Love That You Show, Hold A True Friend With Both Your Hands & Never Let Go. - Shay Legacy |
#309215* (?/43) ⚐Flag
MrMinister: Jesus makes water into wine. I make wine into one-night stands. Your move, Jesus. |
#295115* (?/41) ⚐Flag
<tet> On December 31st, 2011 I'm going to go to Times Square with these huge speakers and when they start dropping the ball I'm gonna start blasting The Final Countdown by Europe |
#296189* (?/40) ⚐Flag
Zerox: 1.21 jigawatts
Sig: that's racist
Zerox: jigawatts
Zerox: not niggawatts
Zerox: This isnt Black to the Future
Sig: 1.21 jigaboos
Zerox: WinComment: Racism at 88 mph
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#308941* (?/40) ⚐Flag
<BunneH> i've been hungry all day
<BunneH> and eating all day
<Taerom> your tapeworm has tapeworms
<BunneH> yay!
<BunneH> MULTI WORM |
#305809* (?/40) ⚐Flag
* an0n quit: ((TIMEOUT))
* an0n joined channel #unaffiliated
* an0n quit: ((TIMEOUT))
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<an0n> grr
<vyper> what the fuck is going on with you?
<an0n> I think I DDoS'd myself
<an0n> Repeatedly.
<an0n> Turns out uTorrent doesn't like you setting the max connections to 2000. |
#306136* (?/40) ⚐Flag
<Andrea> WHOOOO FUCKIN HOOOOOO!!!! We're Commin For Ya!! ;D
<DevXen> *Taps finger, while waiting patiently* .. if you're anything like the US military.. I have about 10 years till ya find me, eh?
<DevXen> ... What? To soon? |
#304652* (?/40) ⚐Flag
<Palantyre> I think I have glimpsed geek nirvana
<Palantyre> I am on an irc channel where a couple guys are discussing how to handle different FTL drive technologies in a Star Trek RPG |
#303175* (?/37) ⚐Flag
<whaley> pr3d4t0r: I like trolling soccer fans in america.. they are like Linux desktop users
<whaley> so passionate yet no one gives a shit about them |
#303899* (?/37) ⚐Flag
singularity: Is today your birthday?
lorekai: yep
singularity: HBD!
singularity: I'd secks you, but you said no already
singularity: and no means no
singularity: unless it means yes
lorekai: lol, thanks :D
singularity: Did it mean yes this time?
lorekai: nope sorry, not enough time
singularity: Not enough time? Obviously I've never secksed you before |
#304870* (?/35) ⚐Flag
kelthar: i've put the word anus on highlight
kelthar: so i know when to tab into a good conversation |
#304638* (?/37) ⚐Flag
<kj4> ah. i ran BSD for a short while in 2001
<kj4> i'm sure its different now haha
<MTecknology> ya- they may have updated things once
<MTecknology> probably once- doubtful it was twice |
#305814* (?/37) ⚐Flag
<EyeTack> Last accident I had was skidding alongside a guardrail after I fell asleep.
<%LJ> EyeTack: ack.
<EyeTack> it's hard to stay sleepy with shit in your pants.
<%LJ> Uhhh
<+Panko> QUOTED
<Halt> hahah what
<EyeTack> LJ: That was after the crash and rapid wakeup.
-!- LJ changed the topic to: <EyeTack> it's hard to stay sleepy with shit in your pants. |
#309116* (?/37) ⚐Flag
<~nameless> morbidflight: Can we sex?
< LordCOTA> why do so many people want to do that?
< morbidflight> what, sex me?
< abzde> cause she's hot?
< morbidflight> LordCOTA: i'm attractive enough to be interesting but not so attractive that i'm out of people's ranges
< abzde> rofl
< morbidflight> also, LordCOTA i'm a girl on the internet
< morbidflight> people want to sex me by default |
#308136* (?/37) ⚐Flag
<@zorch> benedryls have been pink since the 70s afaik
<@zorch> maybe you're thinking of a different antihistamine?
<d4> the power of christ compels youi dont think so
<d4> but its possible
<d4> since i was 12, and, admittedly, fucked up on antihistamines
<d4> s/the power of christ compelsyoui/i
<@zorch> that's a helluva typoComment: efnet
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#307905* (?/37) ⚐Flag
<cipher__> Superpig, so i managed to install a nvidia opengl 4.1 driver, header files, and even the libraries (or so i believe) [nvidia-current/gl]... anyway i cannot compile it, and that's very saddening.
<cipher__> g++ main.cpp -o myfile -I"/usr/lib32/nvidia-current/" -libGL -lsfml-system -lsfm$
<sinclair|phone> Superpig, i already suggested that cipher should use windows. Just to save you having to repeat the obvious.
<Superpig> oh my god
<Superpig> oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
<Superpig> seriously?
<Superpig> you suggested that his solution is to stop using Linux?
<Superpig> CLEARLY
<Superpig> the solution is to stop using OpenGL
<Superpig> I mean, geez
<Superpig> also maybe you should try compiling it in a different text editor
<Superpig> are you using vi? Try emacs, it's better
<Superpig> unless you're using emacs, in which case vi is better
<cipher__> lol i use netbeans
<Superpig> oh GOD
<Superpig> BEGONE FROM MY PERCEPTION OF THE WORLD
<Superpig> I do not want to know that you exist
* cipher__ sprints, frantically for his life.
* Superpig should try solving more problems this way
<cipher__> "I will ignore reality and substitute my own"
<Superpig> no, shouting at things until they run away ^_^ |