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#309322* (?/9) ⚐Flag
atari2600a: probably getting another bug
atari2600a: my #2 car is a Mk1 diesel VW Rabbit
atari2600a: come on, a sub-2L diesel 4-door, coupe OR pickup with the ability to run off of WVO? Why WOULDN'T I want one besides age & inability to source parts
adrian: Like the space shuttle! |
#310793* (?/9) ⚐Flag
~ Matsurishi I wonder if qdb is still writhing in its own shit |
#310846* (?/9) ⚐Flag
<Lore> I like to be a sub-contractor.
<CrazyClimber> dru's one now too
<Lore> She's a sub-employee. That's worse. To begin with, she has to wear a uniform.
<Lore> I get most of my work done wearing nothing but a tattered pair of Powerpuff Girls boxer shorts.
<CrazyClimber> sounds like a uniform to me
<Lore> Only when I also put on the epaulets. |
#310900* (?/9) ⚐Flag
Kasran: i'm the only rapper who composes his beats on the MOS SID chip
dianne: that... would certainly be an aesthetic
Kasran: suckers who bring 0xBEEF get 0xDEAD |
#311261* (?/9) ⚐Flag
<ilikemeat> supertuna: wha'tcha doin?
<supertuna> ilikemeat: practicing my psychic powers.
<ilikemeat> (yeah right, psychic powers? like that's real...)
<supertuna> ilikemeat: i know what you're thinking, my psychic powers aren't real, blah blah blah.
<ilikemeat> (omg he does have psychic powers, wth-
<supertuna> ilikemeat: 20 years.
<ilikemeat> how long has he been training f) OH MY GOD I'M
<supertuna> ilikemeat: telling all your friends, don't tell them and i'll give you psychic powers.
<ilikemeat> TELLING ALL MY FRIENDS! wait nvm. i don't even care lol
* 1 day later
<ilikemeat> supertuna: i know what you're thinking, oh no, i lost my powers.
<supertuna> WHERE ARE MY POWERS?! |
#301907* (?/74) ⚐Flag
sejfhuiew: except its like funny cars
Jason Lorelei: oh
sejfhuiew: rude
Jason Lorelei: rude?
sejfhuiew: yeah I hate when people just say "oh"
Jason Lorelei: oh. |
#310550* (?/71) ⚐Flag
<SirNeon> Is the suicide hotline on /r/Bitcoin's front page? |
#302115* (?/62) ⚐Flag
Joe: I'm sick, and stayed home today
Joe: and it sucked
Evan: D':
Evan: feel better! drink disgusting herbal remedies
Joe: BLOOD EVERYWHERE
Joe: NEVER SNEEZE WITH A BLOODY NOSE
Joe: TURN OUT IS TERRIBLE. |
#303763* (?/59) ⚐Flag
<%slash> does anybody know what remix this is
<%slash> [youtube link]
< Seconal> pixies - where is my mind
< Seconal> it was at the end of fight club
<%slash> Smurph: love you
<%slash> err
<%slash> Seconal: love you *
<@bbot> Seconal: nice tab complete
<@bbot> frig
<@bbot> slash: nice tab complete*
<@bbot> failed
< Seconal> :D
< Seconal> they are a good bad
< Seconal> band*
< Seconal> oh christComment: good job team
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#302139* (?/53) ⚐Flag
<DFSniper> mmm, one more year til miley can pose in playboy
<Critical> she'll be preggers by then
<Cookie> Or lindsey lohanified. |
#307571* (?/53) ⚐Flag
[Leftie] fuck me, spent ages trying to figure out why my speakers wasn't working. TURN THEM FUCKING ON ADAM YOU TWIT. |
#299644* (?/23) ⚐Flag
<+piZZan> ??
<+lewellyn> piZZan: -NickServ(NickServ@services.)- User reg. : Jul 28 03:11:21 2002 (7 years, 5 weeks, 6 days, 09:50:17 ago)
<+piZZan> ?
<+piZZan> 7 years?
<+piZZan> lol ?
<+lewellyn> can you form a sentence of more than three words? :P
<+piZZan> of course i can
<+lewellyn> one with complex structure? ;)
<+piZZan> ??
<+lewellyn> apparently not
<+piZZan> lame |
#309565* (?/22) ⚐Flag
<rayZor> am finally home from party
<rayZor> cannot into words
<Trev> u drnk m8
<rayZor> all im going to say
<rayZor> one of my cousins is highly bangable |
#309135* (?/25) ⚐Flag
<Sokoro> I am already 25, so only 15 years left before I get too old..
<pritch> for what?
<pritch> acrobatics?
<pritch> juggling?
<pritch> male prostitution?
<Sokoro> hehehe
<pritch> all of the above at the same time? |
#310114* (?/25) ⚐Flag
< Over^Kill> are you still drinking dfj?
< dfj> no - I quit - cold turkey - about 5 minutes ago. |
#311060* (?/25) ⚐Flag
<+gonzobot> ・゜゜・。。・゜ ​ ゜\​_0< q​uack!
<Beerkeg> .bang
<+gonzobot> (Beerkeg) Better luck next time. You can try again in 7 seconds.
<Beerkeg> .bang
<Beerkeg> .bang
<Beerkeg> .bang
<Beerkeg> .bang
* | Beerkeg was kicked from #linuxmasterrace by corellia.snoonet.org (Channel flood triggered (limit is 5 lines in 3 secs))
* | Beerkeg joined #linuxmasterrace
<Beerkeg probably not the smartest thing i've done
<MrZone> lol
<MrZone> .bang
<+gonzobot> MrZone you shot a duck in 229.833 seconds! You have killed 6 ducks in #linuxmasterrace.
<MrZone> hahahaha
<Beerkeg> oh fuck you |
#311306* (?/25) ⚐Flag
<Limes> man
<Limes> this ddos is real
<hawk> haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
<hawk> what ddos
<hawk> wtf netflix won't load
<Talgie> that ddos hawk |
#108186* (?/25) ⚐Flag
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#107646* (?/25) ⚐Flag
pihesan.cn;66.232.112.242;66.232.127.71;ns1.clubcolanews.com;ns2.clubcolanews.co mComment: pihesan.cn;66.232.112.242;66.232.127.71;ns1.clubcolanews.com;ns2.clubcolanews.co m
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#269524* (?/25) ⚐Flag
* SpitefulTech gets out the weedwacker and the crowbar of suprise penitration, and flowers
<PinkFreud> SpitefulTech: going on a date, eh?
<SpitefulTech> pffft. why would i bring flowers on a date? |
#241077* (?/25) ⚐Flag
<Gr33n3gg> .gf idiot vs liar
<^> By results on Google: idiot beats liar by 73,900,000 to 33,000,000!
<Gr33n3gg> hehehe
<Catastrophe> lol
<liam> .gf my mum vs my dad
<^> By results on Google: my dad beats my mum by 54,400,000 to 10,800,000!
<Gr33n3gg> lmfao
<Catastrophe> o.o |
#301712* (?/70) ⚐Flag
<SaxxonPike> Had some crazy kid running around flailing his arms around come up to me and shout "GUESS WHAT! I'M ONE IN A MILLION!"
<SaxxonPike> One million is a small portion of the world population. So I shouted back "THAT MEANS THERE'S ABOUT 7,000 MORE OF YOU HYPER FUCKS RUNNING AROUND" |
#302268* (?/70) ⚐Flag
<ijustam> ugh need food
<ijustam> ddont wanna go to store
<ijustam> someone MMS me some tacos
<melonhead> use that linux dominos package
<ijustam> haha
<ijustam> you can order domino's online as it is
<melonhead> yeah but now you can do it with a cronjob |
#237406* (?/32) ⚐Flag
<Iwonder|too> think i will sit my ass here in the recliner and avoid bodily injury
<Iwonder|too> and if i get drunk enough to fall out of a recliner,well it was just meant to be |
#296816* (?/31) ⚐Flag
<NotADJ> Wtf. I just got a popup for some adult site. It was man's breasts...
<fahadsadah> NotADJ: Targetted advertising maybe? :P |