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#309484* (?/14) ⚐Flag
<Sanae> IT HAD TO BE DONE
<queery> ?
<Sanae> hehhehe
<queery> what...
<Sanae> queeries
<queery> YOU DID NOT JUST /query me
<Sanae> YES I DID
<queery> YOU QUERY'D QUERY!
<Sanae> /queery query
<queery> You've taken my irc virginity. |
#309582* (?/14) ⚐Flag
<FatherMiso> Free redbull from girls who are paid to talk to you yay!
<suudo> hooray, reflux
<Gamera> HEY GUYZ WHAT GAME R U PLAYIN
<Gamera> R U WINNING
<Gamera> HAVE A RED BULL
<suudo> REMEMBER GUYS, RED BULL IS FAR BETTER THAN THAT DIRTY PEASANT WATER THEY CALL V
<aido727> Blue V disagrees with you |
#311606* (?/21) ⚐Flag
Aragón: Like, one jokey channel a la menagerie is enough
Majin Syeekoh: numbers we need 15 rp channels
Caligari87: Separated by theme
Caligari87: Pony RP
Caligari87: Anime RP
Caligari87: ERP
Orobororo: Vore
Caligari87: VoRP
Aragón: Pony anime rp
Majin Syeekoh: 15 rp channels and 20 of them are ERP
MrNumbers: No.
MrNumbers: Don't make me delete this server
Norm De Plume: Oh, please. No one on here ERPs
Norm De Plume: not even Wyatt ERP
Majin Syeekoh: i do
Majin Syeekoh: i haven't in a bit
Majin Syeekoh: but it's a good bit of fun
Aragón: God
Aragón: Kinda wanna see that unfolding now
Rebelle: Do I want to know what Wyatt ERP is?
Caligari87: I wish the :rofl: reaction sufficiently conveyed my attempts at not falling into hysterics at my desk again
Caligari87: Wyatt ERP fucking god
Caligari87: My sidesComment: Wyatt ERP. That is all.
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#311037* (?/11) ⚐Flag
<contra> you ever bring a piss jug to the clinic
<contra> and you're like I already collected a sample for you
<contra> cause this guy did
<contra> and now he left when they told him it wasn't valid
<contra> I could almost see the spaghetti coming out of his pockets
<contra> > tfw you thought you had to pee before you went in
<contra> > tfw you pissed in a Dasani bottle |
#311120* (?/11) ⚐Flag
<Commodus> Well, I've almost got a body.
<Commodus> But it has no arms.
<Commodus> Only shoulders.
<Sodel_the_V> Commodus: I choose to interpret that as a literal statement
about yourself
<Sodel_the_V> My night just got great
<Commodus> That would explain the quality of my art |
#311185* (?/11) ⚐Flag
* Switches wants to shoot "paper launches" and rid the world of the crap...
<penguin42> 'Paper launches'? Is that like paper aircraft?
<Switches> I wish
<Switches> I wouldn't want to shoot them as paper planes are rather fun
<Switches> Nvidia "paper launched" the 1070, I'm just hoping to hell AMD don't pull more at the press event they have later
<Flannel> just don't use paper lasers on landing paper planes, or else it's a paper felony.
<SonikkuAmerica> Only a paper felony, Flannel? Does it land me in paper prison?
<Afrix> many paper cuts :o
<Flannel> Yes, SonikkuAmerica. And if you're unlucky, they might throw you to the paper tigers.
<SonikkuAmerica> Oh no, not the paper tigers!
<SonikkuAmerica> They will crush my bones with their paper teeth!
<Afrix> or send you to the paper work mines :O
<SonikkuAmerica> Gasp!
<SonikkuAmerica> Where I'll have to hack away mining paper coal for the rest of my life?!Comment: #ubuntu-offtopic on Freenode
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#311223* (?/11) ⚐Flag
<solemnwarning> What the hell does the trail behind the nyan cat in your editor represent? |
#308951* (?/11) ⚐Flag
<Lobotomy> but the idea of an erotic novel coming from you perfectly seats my jimmies
<Gambit> you just like
<Gambit> finger chicks
<Gambit> and that's a handjob
<Lobotomy> the thought of a ho hum, boring-as-fuck erotic novel by someone who just doesn't fucking care
<Lobotomy> is probably the best thing ever
<Lobotomy> like, sex happens, but it's just really pitiful and thoughtless, one of them checks their facebook or does taxes mid-fuck
<Lobotomy> "...as she slowly unbuttoned his grey, embroidered polo, he let out an exasperated sigh and moaned, "not tonight, honey, I have a headache""
<Lobotomy> THE END |
#308977* (?/11) ⚐Flag
<davemchine> ah, well it was my last one. :-_)
<davemchine> :-_)
<davemchine> shit
<davemchine> :-)
<davemchine> there
<ThinkRob> Your smiley face had a stroke... |
#309489* (?/11) ⚐Flag
<Momiji> when you're a bhudist
<Momiji> all of your power attacks get really strong
<Momiji> and so they get this cool little lightning animation
<Momiji> anyway
<Momiji> i have a rocket powered butt attack |
#309526* (?/11) ⚐Flag
Ardyvee ) CAPS CRUISE CONTROL HAS BEEN ACTIVATED. PLEASE ENJOY YOUR RIDE. |
#310485* (?/11) ⚐Flag
* {RiP}Nick sets mode: +h {uX}Ares
<%{uX}Ares> and i didn't even give you anything
* %{uX}Ares looks around and steals a stapler off someones desk and gives it to {RiP}Nick
* %{[DN]DarkReaper} goes to his desk and iss looking for a stampler
* %{[DN]DarkReaper} doesnt find the stampler
* %{uX}Ares begins whistling
<%{[DN]DarkReaper}> by the way what is stapler? |
#310502* (?/11) ⚐Flag
<@Kyhz> hey gang let's go solve some mysteries
<@Kyhz> yaaaaaay
<mmu> Kyhz, you go into the basement with scrappy
<@Kyhz> now I'm wondering what japanese scooby doo would be like
<mmu> hdr, go on the roof with dumb blonde
<Hdr> It was Red Herring all along!
<@Kyhz> lol
<+DestinyFucker> shaggy is a hikkineet, who only has a dog as a friend
<mmu> fred is a lolicon
<+DestinyFucker> suddenly, he's recruited by the JIDF into their paranormal adventures squad
<+DestinyFucker> no
<+DestinyFucker> every other character is a girl
<+DestinyFucker> and scooby turns into a dog-girl
<mmu> apart from shaggy
<+DestinyFucker> yes
<mmu> SHAGGY BY NAME
<mmu> SHAGGY BY NATURE |
#308067* (?/18) ⚐Flag
<@keen> they do give you good examples, which I suspect are left behind from the mod sdk
<@keen> but if you want to think outside the box, you're on your own
<@keen> lol
<@keen> wanna use this function? guess the params!
<Thalagyrt> bool vagina(long dicks); ?
--- later ---
<Thalagyrt> i should have added a public modifier to that bool
<@keen> ;o
<Thalagyrt> public void vagina(long dicks);
<@keen> nah, just add a friend
<Thalagyrt> lol
<@keen> cause in C++, only your friends can access your private parts
<Thalagyrt> yes but it wouldn't be a void (read: cavern pussy) if it weren't public |
#308536* (?/18) ⚐Flag
< rms> fuck emacs |
#311051* (?/18) ⚐Flag
<DevXen> There are always people who hate the president. Like people hated Ragan and John F. Kennedy.
<Pat> No, every single person absolutely loved John F. Kennedy.
<DevXen> I'll bet Lee Harvy Oswald didn't like him.Comment: Talking to my mom.
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#311123* (?/18) ⚐Flag
<~Anthony> I learned how to farm money with the Battle Chateau and Restaurant Le Wow
<%siubiku> click here to find out how |
#311659* (?/19) ⚐Flag
<@stereo_> mmm, organic sugar. so much better than including normal chemical sugar |
#311204* (?/8) ⚐Flag
<majic> "Pachyderm (YC W15) is hiding a lead Node.js or Rails engineer"
<majic> Well give him back! |
#309540* (?/8) ⚐Flag
[17:10:54] <tesla> It is weird to see, for example, a blog written by a man who is kept in chastity by his wife for short periods, but otherwise has an entirely vanilla relationship with her.
[17:11:21] <tesla> It's like somebody grafted the front-end of a VW onto a Honda. |
#310372* (?/8) ⚐Flag
JDHankle: it's like Hyde for python?
JDHankle: or blogofile?
JDHankle: i dunno whats popular in python
JDHankle: it's sort of like Statamic, except not dynamic.
danlamanna: that sort of makes me want to use Hyde
danlamanna: but.. WordPress just works TM
JDHankle: i dunno man, static site generators are pretty nice. Nothing Just Works(tm) better than HTML, CSS and JS :P
danlamanna: mod WSGI with Apache is pretty easy
danlamanna: but nothing's easier than PHP with Apache
JDHankle: how about Apache....WITHOUT PHP
* JDHankle drops mic |
#310612* (?/2) ⚐Flag
<snow_> officer allan day stopped me, claimed i looked intoxicated
<snow_> made me blow into a breathalyser
<snow_> he got back a 0.00 reading
<snow_> so he had to switch plans and make me do a dog and pony show
<snow_> then sent me to jail anyway
<normod> did you say "I don't have al day, officer"?Comment: #GeeKissUs
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#310819* (?/2) ⚐Flag
< scgtrp> solemnwarning: provide amusement
< solemnwarning> scgtrp: Britain
< scgtrp> ...?
< solemnwarning> Oh. It's not funny from the outside? |
#311098* (?/15) ⚐Flag
<wexfart> love, marriage, reproduction, parenthood, formal education, home ownership
<wexfart> all great memes :) |
#311228* (?/15) ⚐Flag
< MagisterQuis> So, I had an interview Sunday night.
< MagisterQuis> At 11:30pm.
< MagisterQuis> With a very giggly recruiter girl.
< MagisterQuis> Who has a thing for hackers.
< MagisterQuis> And who asked if I was single.
< MagisterQuis> I'm not, as it turns out, and neither is she (though she's dating a hacker).
< MagisterQuis> Joke's on her. I'm fat and haven't shaved or got a haircut in years. |