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#311549* (?/15) ⚐Flag
<kakashiAL> in jacascript you have then, which is map and flatmap combined, so we cant have Promise(Promise(x)) or Promise(Promise(Promise(x)))
<kakashiAL> many people critsize that
<kakashiAL> I would like to know why you want to have that
<kakashiAL> I dont know a single case where you want to have a Promise(Promise(x))
<Brewster> Same... I prefer to use PinkySwear(x) for a Promise of more than one dimension |
#309625* (?/15) ⚐Flag
<Jigsy> I would never raise my fist to a woman.
<Jigsy> I'd get Chris Brown to do it for me. |
#310378* (?/18) ⚐Flag
<@Old_Man_Sheriff> I want some pizza
* jrvc throws a frozen pizza at Old_Man_Sheriff
* Old_Man_Sheriff grabs it
<@Old_Man_Sheriff> It's not delivery!
<@Old_Man_Sheriff> It's not DiGiorno either
<@Old_Man_Sheriff> This is literally heroin.
<+Tourres> wat
<@Old_Man_Sheriff> jrvc is a dope fiend |
#311071* (?/18) ⚐Flag
[17:28:24] <+LexPro> in order to pass time for some reason I decided to do Maths homework
[17:28:29] <+LexPro> what's wrong with me |
#311329* (?/18) ⚐Flag
Curtis E. Flush: the only thing I hate about whackin it is the mess
macswaggerrr: jizz into the toilet
Curtis E. Flush: don't talk about women that way |
#311614* (?/27) ⚐Flag
Beta: Remember, the sentences "Piracy is bad", "Please trade Windows for Mac/Linux" and "I hate you" all mean the same to me. |
#309872* (?/21) ⚐Flag
* EugeneKay bunks hannerz
<@hannerz> help
<@hannerz> rape
<@hannerz> I just pooped, leave me alone
< EugeneKay> You've left yourself without a defense mechanism, you fool.
<@hannerz> You sound like you think I don't save spares.Comment: irc.subluminal.net - #boats
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#308357* (?/24) ⚐Flag
<bacon> Katana, you can't quote your own qdb submissions!
<Katana> bacon: yes i can
<Katana> bacon: quoteception |
#308777* (?/24) ⚐Flag
<specing> fprophet: BACKUPS!!!
<fprophet> balls.
<jelly-home> backup balls. |
#309949* (?/24) ⚐Flag
<SlashLife> UltimateNate: Didn't you just claim your IRC server is un-DoS-able?
<UltimateNate> It isnt DoS-able
<xy> my IRC server *is* un-ddos-able
<UltimateNate> ^
<xy> it runs on 127.0.0.1 and is used by internal applications
<Jonnyw2k-home> xy, I'm sure setting it on fire is Denying it's Service to life! |
#309970* (?/24) ⚐Flag
<Bigby> hate doing laundry
<Bigby> i need one of them all in one units
<Bigby> washes and dries
<TheBadSpoon> Bigby, those are called women |
#310118* (?/24) ⚐Flag
<jex> I wonder when Easter will be on Hitler's birthday again. |
#311019* (?/8) ⚐Flag
<@eDRoaCH> so i have a question
<@eDRoaCH> how does one save in dragons crown
<@lupis> return question: what's dragons crown
<@Kizul> Dragon's Crown is that game with the super-busty Amazon and Sorceress of which there's tons of porn.
<@lupis> speaking of which... I just noticed my 1TB porn drive is almost full
<@lupis> how did that happen o_O
<@lupis> really need to purge some stuff <_<
<@Kizul> That's what porn's made for, man. :v |
#308812* (?/7) ⚐Flag
<!cfowler> https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/19/_lfG5K7qkECTODCmX4kugw2.png
<blackow l666> that looks like a clone of that guy from house
<!cfowler> NO SHIT?!
<!ryan> that couldn't be the entire point of the image
<blackowl666> then what?
<!ryan> you are making me physically ill
* cfowler has kicked blackowl666 from #gamemusic (Go sit in the corner.)
<!cfowler> I may not believe in abortion but he's seriously making me reconsider my stance. |
#310570* (?/7) ⚐Flag
* Torg politely offers to motorboat Hailey
< Hailey> Torg: i dont know what does it mean, but i assume i dont want to know :D
<+Torg> it's when I put my face between your boobs and go BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL |
#309001* (?/22) ⚐Flag
<Apocalipstick> when i was younger i was masturbatng in classroom,... i didn't know it was masturbating! |
#311336* (?/22) ⚐Flag
<Penetration> fat people are no longer seen as good luck in china |
#308768* (?/19) ⚐Flag
<Gem> It feels like 7:00
<Gem> o- o
<Kassc> ir feels like 7:00?
* Kassc looks at his cock
<Kassc> its 3 here
<Gem> xD
<Gem> XDDDD
<Gem> OH WOW
<Gem> Epic soell fail
<Gem> spell*
<Gem> clock*
* Gem falls on the ground and laughs like crazy
<Kassc> XD
<Kassc> OG
<Kassc> SDFjklsa
* Kassc facedeskComment: Oh glob... what a fail...
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#308957* (?/19) ⚐Flag
<anon2574> How long before we are cancelling our newsprovider accounts and signing up to services like netflix and lovefilm?
<anon2186>The day after never for me |
#308992* (?/19) ⚐Flag
<Bananobot> Scene from The Hobbit: <Gandalf> Smaug could be a dangerous ally to the forces of Mordor should they rise again. <Saruman> no u toopid, tharon is ded top dwewing on da patht dummy <Galadriel> I want to fuck your hot grey wizard body. <Elrond> My hair is fabulous. |
#309012* (?/19) ⚐Flag
Dr. BadSpoon: I wish I could just, with a thought, teleport my poop to another dimension. My life would be awesome if I could do that... using space-time manipulation to not have to poop or clean up |
#309100* (?/19) ⚐Flag
ShaneJReid: Going to play Half Life.
(10 minutes later)
ShaneJReid: and I'm done
indydegrees1: Don't worry, lots of men have premature completion these days.
ShaneJReid: I keep Starting Games and then just stopping. I need help.
indydegrees1: Have you seen a drwatson.exe? You might want to get that checked out.
ShaneJReid: hmmm Ok.but I will probably quit half way through. |
#310880* (?/10) ⚐Flag
<RikusW> I've soldered plenty of RoHS PC power supplies
<RikusW> I usually apply a bit of lead solder to get it to melt easier
<RikusW> but its a pita if the joint is connected to a large heatsink...
* RikusW prefers SnPb solder
* twnqx doesn't really care
* megal0maniac glues wires together
* Haohmaru twists wires together |
#311152* (?/10) ⚐Flag
10:55 AM <•JonathanD> yo
10:55 AM <•JonathanD> get to work fellas https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lists_of_unsolved_problems
10:55 AM <•jclishman> P=NP
10:55 AM <•jclishman> N=1
10:55 AM <•jclishman> P=(1)P
10:55 AM <•jclishman> P=P
10:56 AM <•jclishman> done
10:56 AM <•R-GiskardReventlov> Call the clay institute!
10:56 AM <•jclishman> wheres my nobel prize
10:56 AM <•R-GiskardReventlov> jclishman: there isn't one
10:56 AM <•jclishman> shit
10:56 AM <•R-GiskardReventlov> it's a $1.000.000 prize
10:56 AM <•jclishman> oh, thats good enough then i supposeComment: #SpaceX on Espernet
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#311215* (?/10) ⚐Flag
<&Fazer> "In 2001, Argentina had 5 presidents in just 10 days."
<&Fazer> argentina snälla
<&Fazer> no wonder why you didn't get those islands |