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#309561* (?/11) ⚐Flag
<+convert> you suck so much dick
<+Aloucious> i know
<+Aloucious> but thats what supports do
<+convert> daw you are adorableComment: #doki irc.rizon.net
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#306319* (?/27) ⚐Flag
"Ohio State coach Tressell was a 'pillar of rectitude'."
More like a pillar of RECTUMS, am I right, people?!?!? |
#306839* (?/27) ⚐Flag
>>>>> while talking about weird broken hand <<<<
<LePlusAncien> Lol
<Gale0n> That's awesome
<Gale0n> AMAZING
<Gale0n> A-MAZE-ING
<LePlusAncien> That pussy was awesome
<Gale0n> eh.
<LePlusAncien> Giggidy GiggidyComment: I think he's gone mad
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#308287* (?/27) ⚐Flag
<@satmd> how does one performance-test iris?
< Syloq> satmd, sudo rm -rf /
<@satmd> ok. alternate suggestion?
< Syloq> almost always gives no errors. very thorough.Comment: Source: #inspircd on ChatSpike (irc.chatspike.net)
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#308291* (?/27) ⚐Flag
* comradco (~chatzilla@ppp-51-35.grapevine.net.au) has joined #ozfortress
<comradco> my retard alarm went off
<@ferelah> !kb comradco
* ChanServ sets mode: +b *!*@ppp-51-35.grapevine.net.au
* comradco was kicked by ChanServ ((ferelah) Bye.)
<@ferelah> mine too |
#309230* (?/27) ⚐Flag
<Briman> oh, you're just turning all the EE2 stuff into Torches.
<Briman> lol.
<c4work> enlightened
<immibis> pun intended?
<c4work> mhm
<c4work> youre a bright one
(snip)
<c4work> thats terrible
<c4work> sorry to cast a shadow of doubt on the idea
<c4work> just seems dim witted
* c4work is on a pun streak
<c4work> you cant hold a candle to this streak
<c4work> fine ill extinguish the streak
<c4work> illuminate me on what qdb is ive obviously been living in the dark
<Briman> c4work, you're out-shining all of us. |
#304453* (?/27) ⚐Flag
<~Zoro> CuleX
<~Zoro> are you Relaxing about this 0_0
<&CuleX> Hm?
<~Zoro> nvm im so idiot |
#311273* (?/27) ⚐Flag
< rsaarelm> I noticed bash.org has been removing some of the old quotes.
< rsaarelm> bash.org∕?777977 This one's gone now.
<@gwern> rsaarelm: I wonder why. if it was by anonymous, there can hardly have been a copyright takedown, and some mild profanity is not enough to censor it
< CoJaBo> gwern: They broke their database
< rsaarelm> Another gone one. bash.org∕?794379
< CoJaBo> Every quote with non-ASCII characters is gone
<@gwern> CoJaBo: why haven't they fixed it?
< CoJaBo> I submitted a quote telling them to fix their quotes, but it's been awaiting moderation for over a year now |
#311044* (?/19) ⚐Flag
<x3l3tric> "Hey, I'm just here to let you know per court order that I'm on the sex offender registry. Can I make you a drink?"
<myself> that sounds like a great comedy bit if people could laugh at that stuff
<myself> landshark!
<x3l3tric> myself: If only anyone could laugh at anything anymore, it'd be such a better world.
<x3l3tric> Rather than, "You're a white guy using the word lynch? You're a racist." which has actually been said to me before
<[Saint]> Well, context is key. If you said it /while lynching someone/...
<x3l3tric> Oh no, of course not. It was after the lynching, during the reception |
#311176* (?/19) ⚐Flag
<gholms> Is it just me or does winload set itself as the default every single time it boots?
<fenrus02> what's winload?
<gholms> windows's bootloader
<fenrus02> oh. just you. i dont have that malware ;)Comment: #fedora-devel
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#308479* (?/19) ⚐Flag
(25-07-2012 00:11:19) Ommand: 31 looks very young
(25-07-2012 00:13:09) SuD: unlike Ommand, i think 31 looks too young
(25-07-2012 00:13:30) Ommand: I'm fairly certain that's what I just said
(25-07-2012 00:14:15) SuD: put a pedobear at the begining of your sentence, then add an exclamation mark at the end
(25-07-2012 00:14:26) SuD: sorry
(25-07-2012 00:15:31) Ommand: sometimes I forget that I'm surrounded by 12 year olds
(25-07-2012 00:16:34) CoJoNEs: 12 seems oldComment: #cyanogendmod
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#309906* (?/19) ⚐Flag
<Corey> Let's keep this channel clear for support porpoises.Comment: #freenode on freenode during a ddos
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#310403* (?/19) ⚐Flag
<@xmc> go big-endian or go home |
#302943* (?/19) ⚐Flag
<j3parker> jism-hole principle
<j3parker> if you have n hos and n+1 sexytimes at least one ho must have turned two or more tricks |
#304132* (?/30) ⚐Flag
<Abang> Apakah server ini keren?
<firebird> ya betul :)
<Abang> Apa namanya?
<firebird> 7-indonesia
<Abang> random servernya apa?
<firebird> irc.7-indonesia.org
<Abang> wah bagus tuh! |
#307058* (?/30) ⚐Flag
<skylar> YO
<skylar> MY NAME IS SKYLA
<skylar> IMMA FREESTYLE RHYMA
<skylar> PEOPLE THINK I CANT SPIT LYRICS
<skylar> AND THE WANT TO FUCKING HEAR IT
<skylar> IMMA MOTHERFUCKING QUEER
<skylar> ILL MAKE YOU RUN IN FEAR
<skylar> YOU THINK YOURE BIG ON ME
<skylar> BUSTA ILL MAKE YOU FLEE
<skylar> EVERYTHING I DO EVERYTHING I BE
<skylar> IS RAD NOTHING ABOUT ME IS A BITCHASS FAD
<skylar> IM LIKE A FUCKING OCTOPUS
<skylar> NO I DONT LICK A LOT OF PUS
<skylar> ILL CHOKE YOU AND DROWN YOU
<skylar> RIGHT BEFORE I FUCKING MOUND YOU
<skylar> (boom boom boom)
<skylar> BUSTA 1
<skylar> BUSTA 2
<skylar> BUSTA 3
<skylar> BUSTA 4
<skylar> TALK SHIT ABOUT ME ILL CAVE YOUR HEAD IN THE FLOOR |
#308672* (?/30) ⚐Flag
<Renny> when did osx come out?
<donvid> 2001
<Dr_Pressure> I always knew OSX was gay |
#309067* (?/30) ⚐Flag
<@Treeki> apparently I have to give it a labels file to tell it what's code and what's data
<@Treeki> but the format is unknown and unspecified
<@Treeki> the readme just tells you to load one.
<@Treeki> me@here ~/Games/SMBCrap/nescom master± ./clever-disasm
<@Treeki> [1] 7465 segmentation fault (core dumped) ./clever-disasm
<@Treeki> we're off to an awesome start here
<@NanoXkeeper> did you give it a rim?
<@Rena> um
<@NanoXkeeper> rom.
<@NanoXkeeper> shut up rena. |
#308573* (?/22) ⚐Flag
< Tukotih> inb4 Swanson gets hit by a terrorist attack
* Tukotih is not suspecting xx
< xx> wut
* Tukotih is suspecting xx |
#309579* (?/22) ⚐Flag
Pedro: goat meeting to go to
Pedro left the room.
phobos_anomaly: goat meeting? lol
madcadmium: LOL |
#310125* (?/22) ⚐Flag
<Taerom> meep
<Sub> hola Taerom
<Sub> finally home?
<Taerom> nope
<Taerom> !p2p
<Jaheira> PAID 2 POOP
<Taerom> bathroom break
<Taerom> want the play-by-play?
<Taerom> time's up
<Taerom> bbl
<Sub> damn it
<Sub> i did want the play by play
<Sub> :'( |
#310190* (?/22) ⚐Flag
[after a long string of Lymia getting lambdabot to spit out huge, meaningless type signatures]
<Lymia> I need to learn more Haskell...
<CakeProphet> ..I need to get op privs. |
#311045* (?/22) ⚐Flag
<tev> Note to self: When going from Dvorak to QWERTY, be careful not to typo “I finished eating†as “I finished dating†|
#311515* (?/22) ⚐Flag
<NekoEd> Rest assured I will not be showing up to buy a computer naked |
#310945* (?/14) ⚐Flag
<JNSamuel> i confess, my weiner was in your sister.
<JNSamuel> nonono wrong channel/network..
<Borromini> nice.
<diizzy> hehe
<JNSamuel> :(
<zinx> did you cook someone a hotdog or something?
<ezakimak> ROFLMAO
<JNSamuel> yeah zinx, they wanted mustard instead of ketchup..Comment: #openwrt
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