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#309349* (?/14) ⚐Flag
<Number_Six> even when I was 5, I knew captain and tenille sucked
<Clay> Why do you think she smiled so much! |
#309945* (?/14) ⚐Flag
<Brainderailment> wilford brimley is a demon walking amongst us
<TheBadSpoon> the diabeetus diablo |
#310432* (?/14) ⚐Flag
<iMike> there is a cure for the scourge known as the common cold
<iMike> it's called bloodletting, you will feel great :-) |
#302495* (?/14) ⚐Flag
<mach_kernel> windows isn't a bad operating system
<phoenix^> viruses, spyware, rootkits, oh my...
<mach_kernel> yeah if you don't know how to use it right
<mach_kernel> that's like saying any woman is a whore just because she's a woman
<Camarade_Tux> mach_kernel: they definitely all areComment: ##slackware-offtopic on freenode
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#306279* (?/25) ⚐Flag
Instant gratification is stronger than long term health.Comment: Author of "Secrets of Our Hidden Controllers Revealed" and "Growing Up In a Zoo."
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#308221* (?/25) ⚐Flag
<dkelle4> subtracting from a negative makes a positive
<dkelle4> ;o
<eyeballer> no it doesnt..
<dkelle4> -4 + -4
<dkelle4> =0
<dkelle4> err
<dkelle4> >_<Comment: dkelle4, "cpa"
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#308430* (?/25) ⚐Flag
<Dazuro> oh FUCK
<Dazuro> theres fucking WATER CHESTNUTS in my kitchen
<Dazuro> shitshitshitshitsiht
<Israfel|Away> wat
<RandExt> <_<
* Dazuro is now known as Daz|afk
<Refia> um
<Refia> >_>
<RandExt> que
<KennyMan666> I
<KennyMan666> Only our Dazuro. |
#308954* (?/25) ⚐Flag
<Meltro> I'm thinking throw an egg or two in a shallow bowl. Add a little milk, pepper, and salt. Scramble. Microwave until center rises. At the same time prepare toast. As you remove the egg, heat meat of choice (ham, bacon, salami) in microwave. Butter toast. Place egg, heated meat, and cheese on toast. Enjoy.
<Meltro> The Breakfast Sandwich™. Because it's always breakfast somewhere. |
#308997* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<Sawk> cleaned my teeth with my math homework
<Sawk> feels good
<Alcaro> rofl |
#309199* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<a111> hey faggots
<a111> i can cure the earths problems
<a111> rising sea levels
<a111> NO PROBLEM
<a111> we make it a world wide legal requirement to have a certain number of ice cubes in your freezer at any given time
<a111> so all that water will add up |
#309210* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<daekano> The ladies call me their "Imminence" instead of "Eminence", because I'm always coming.Comment: irc.freenode.net #webtech
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#305183* (?/28) ⚐Flag
If 907 is a tart, what does that make 11? |
#311100* (?/18) ⚐Flag
<+arubin> Bernie is tearing dat ass up now.
<+Hoffman> ew, dont need that mental image
<+Hoffman> ...or do I?
<+Hoffman> "This ass is huuuuuuuge"
<+Hoffman> "Baby, we work so well together, because I love fucking the top 1 percent" |
#311094* (?/17) ⚐Flag
[23:41] worstwish: !players
[23:41] VCCNR-: -> There are no players ingame.
[23:41] worstwish: .hi all
[23:42] VCCNR-: Admin> worstwish: hi all |
#311308* (?/17) ⚐Flag
Curtis E. Flush: every question on yahoo answers should have this included: "Update: Please note that I don't particularly care if you have any skepticism or critique regarding my motive(s)." |
#310797* (?/9) ⚐Flag
"When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?"-Don Marquis |
#311238* (?/9) ⚐Flag
<Brought> iceiceice : ice ice baby
<iceiceice> Brought, if you say my name too many times you might reduce the temperature in the room :p
<Brought> :O
<doppel> hehe
<Brought> Should we increase temperature first?
<iceiceice> how can we do that :)
<Brought> It's very easy, just improvise
<doppel> if you got a problem, yo, he'll solve it
<doppel> check out the beat while the dj revolves it
<iceiceice> oh god
<iceiceice> good thing i have to go anyways
<Brought> :O
<doppel> see ya
<doppel> stay cool
<doppel> brought: you know, for having such a cool name, iceiceice seemed rather vanilla.
<Brought> It's very ice ice baby of him, doppel.
<doppel> wrong vanilla. |
#302723* (?/9) ⚐Flag
<Ralok> again though this idea relies on me being able to fit through the front door
<Ralok> so that aint ever going to happen
<FuzzYspo0N> tacos?
<Ralok> pizza
<Ralok> and lunchables
<Ralok> and pizza lunchables
<FuzzYspo0N> you chose ; pizzachew! SUPER EFFECTIVE |
#309499* (?/9) ⚐Flag
<+normod> drink lots of coffee and block out the sad |
#310135* (?/20) ⚐Flag
<mudlord> sys reqs are ogl 1.1 with the vsync extension'
<squeakyneb> fuck idk if my GPU supports that
<squeakyneb> /s
<mudlord> oh dear
<mudlord> fuck
<mudlord> DDDD:
<mudlord> should have done the whole thing in GDIComment: #auscene
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#310155* (?/20) ⚐Flag
[+RC] Grimm is..
[+mez] Grimm is a trash show.
[+RC] It's..
[+RC] ..It's like a zit I had on my ass.
[+RC] The buildup was painful.. and not worth the time.. but there was a split second of ecstasy that almost made it worthwhile. |
#310522* (?/20) ⚐Flag
<prison_> im ready for a week in the psych ward just to be away from my family
<prison_> im gonna go nuts over xmas break |
#308935* (?/23) ⚐Flag
<@grindking> there are no good fps's anymore to compete in like doom or quake
<@grindking> now my fps is ircComment: EFNet/#android
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#310966* (?/23) ⚐Flag
Anonymous: i dont even lift bra
Woody: Then how do you get at the boobies?
Anonymous: i have this wing man named alco holComment: SteamGifts chat
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#307891* (?/26) ⚐Flag
<gar> Dogs represent raised standards.
<gar> It's bizarre to hear people say "screwed the pooch" to mean failure.
<gar> To me it always meant, "Realization of a dream held since puberty." |