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#309622* (?/16) ⚐Flag
<@Bladerunner> How would being staff fulfill you personally?
<@Bladerunner> These are just questions we might ask interviewees.
<Dragonite> It would change my life for the best.
<@Bladerunner> Incorrect. Next question. Where do you see yourself in ten years?
<Dragonite> Lol....as a computer scientist.
<@Bladerunner> Incorrect.Comment: Phuzion IRC
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#309951* (?/16) ⚐Flag
18:34:44 <@Axu> pull my finger
18:36:47 -!- Netsplit hub.ircnet.ee <-> irc.estpak.ee quits: fiQ
18:36:48 -!- Netsplit hub.uk <-> *.ee quits: cougar_s, tarko, Cougar |
#311106* (?/16) ⚐Flag
<@Dragonite> so is that the same or different than me using random.org to decide if I'm a boy or a girl in pokémon games? |
#311300* (?/16) ⚐Flag
<@gzip> still early
<@gzip> pentium4 on IDE disk only takes 10,000 years tocompile a mykernel
<@freq> still, that's really good drive life
<@gzip> ya
<@gzip> 60GB western digital
* freq buys one
<@gzip> niceComment: devoid
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#308896* (?/6) ⚐Flag
<Sebas> Holy shit.
<Sebas> The girlfriend's boss forgot to change the "THIS WEEK'S SALE" banners
<Sebas> So all the WWII books were proclaimed to be about "Cooking"
<Erasmus> Hahaha
<Sebas> I REALLY hope there wasn't too much about concentration camps in there. |
#310481* (?/6) ⚐Flag
18<28Tokino18> IceAcolyte, hatokow1ngz said 8hr 15m 6s ago: Having watched that video, I wonder- can we break that cycle? That cycle of emptiness, that cycle of turning to media rather than turning to a nice, physical, intimate relationship? Should we? Is it worth it?
18<25IceAcolyte18> wat?
20<Shards>30 hmmm
20<Shards>30 I knew he was gay |
#310588* (?/6) ⚐Flag
I hear colleagues talking on my left:
"... and you can't kill children after the parent has returned"
"Yeah, I know, I hate this, but there's nothing we can do about it".
And I was like: WTF?! Is this for real? Why would they want to kill some child?! Then I realized they were talking about child and parent processes. What a reliefComment: IT guys talk
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#310593* (?/6) ⚐Flag
<Tenko> We have the same quit message XD
<Celti> Tenko: It's not the same! Yours has more capitals and an extra space!
<Tenko> But the meaning is the same!
<Celti> Pfffft
<Celti> Semantics! |
#310622* (?/6) ⚐Flag
(@Xena) Blackjack: just a few patches
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(%Blackjack) Oh my elbo was on the enter key
(%Blackjack) lol
(%Blackjack) elbow* |
#310656* (?/6) ⚐Flag
<hep> also dudes who think bleeding is gross?
<hep> semen is grosser
<hep> sry
<hep> and you all expect me to guzzle that shit down
<hep> so deal with it
<hep> 😎 |
#305995* (?/32) ⚐Flag
<DragonBoots> C'est drôle parce que je parle français mal.
<DragonBoots> Strictement parlant, en disant "à proprement parler" est mon pire tic verbal.
* L-Strife89 whips out Google Translate
<DragonBoots> Oh merde, ma seule faiblesse!
<DragonBoots> Je suppose que je devrais arrêter les auto-traduction, mais il en résulte de nombreux Poptarts.
<L-Strife89> DragonBoots: C'est ma plus grande arme!
<DragonBoots> L-Strife89: Venez à nouveau?
<L-Strife89> "It's my greatest weapon" is what I tried to say.
<L-Strife89> Referring to Google Translate.
<DragonBoots> Je regarde dans les yeux de séducteur de L-Strife89 de, me léchant les lèvres et l'espoir de l'enfer la traduction automatique fait quelque chose se perd.
* L-Strife89 takes a few steps back.
<DragonBoots> J'ai pas en avant et déployer activement mon contre-mesures électroniques et de contre-contre-mesures électroniques avant de lancer une salve de 240 missiles et toutes les 72 banques phaser-IV.
<Sev> this is starting to sound like the count of monte cristo's bastard anime spin-off
<DragonBoots> : 3
<DragonBoots> "Ne vous inquiétez pas! Ils missiles de l'amour."
<DragonBoots> «Ils portent des paquets de mon affection douce pour vous!"Comment: Fix for submission 305994
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#307024* (?/32) ⚐Flag
PrimalMoron: we're all bronies, which are supposedly fictional ponies... if they exist in this world... what would most of them be as animals?
BlacklightShining: PrimalMoron: huh?
BlacklightShining: brony is a portmanteau of bro and pony
BlacklightShining: it's our self-given name
BlacklightShining: us MLP fans that aren't in the target demographic
BlacklightShining: PrimalMoron: are you asking what ponies would be manifested as were they somehow transported to Earth?
PrimalMoron: nope
PrimalMoron: other way around
BlacklightShining: what we would be manifested as were we somehow transported to Equestria?
PrimalMoron: if the anti-ponyfans were in equestria
BlacklightShining: what /non/-bronies would be manifested as were they somehow transported to Equestria?
PrimalMoron: i get what the are now, but before i was kinda clueless and curious
Alyssa: They'd be rocks, not worthy of a creature. |D
PrimalMoron: i see
Cesco: Rarity might like them that way...
BlacklightShining: nah, they'd be manifested as ponies
PrimalMoron: but wait
Sins_Of_Hope: Primal: Pond Scum? Spiders? Single Celled Critters?
PrimalMoron: then rarity is dating one...
PrimalMoron: eeew
BlacklightShining: and they'd be manifested as whatever type of pony that best fits their respective personalities
BlacklightShining: but that'd be such a waste, transporting non-bronies to Equestria…
PrimalMoron: i didn't say i wanted to
BlacklightShining: I know
PrimalMoron: but it was for science to find out
BlacklightShining: just saying
Alyssa: It's more of a "If it somehow happened" question, right?
Sins_Of_Hope: Although it would be funny as hell to watch them hate themselves.
thunder-colt: Transport ALL THE BRONIES
Alyssa: It would. xD
Cesco: Blacklight can you imagine the writers suddenly noticing weird lines in their scripts
BlacklightShining: lol
Cesco: "hey, I didn't put that guy in there!"
Alyssa: "I didn't write this!"
BlacklightShining: ‘Who's this Blacklight character?’
Sins_Of_Hope: "Hey, who drew the self-hating pony?!"
Alyssa: Oh dear, reminds me of Red Dwarf - Back to Earth.
Cesco: Sibsy would be like "how did this end up on my storyboard all laid out and everything?!"
PrimalMoron: self hating pony... that could make a good comic, quickly, someone get on that
BlacklightShining: but, no…
BlacklightShining: …I'm assuming Equestria is an alternate universe (assuming the Many Worlds theory) that's not connected to the show
BlacklightShining: or that the show is based on the universe
Cesco: blacklight I've been working with Muppetz on Article 2 - a fic all about that
BlacklightShining: PrimalMoron: ^:Cesco
PrimalMoron: i seeComment: #EquestriaDaily on GeekShed (irc.geekshed.net)
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#308833* (?/32) ⚐Flag
< lollz> sandy blew everyone? what a slut. |
#308850* (?/32) ⚐Flag
<dakine> muh brain
<dakine> >boob hurts
<dakine> >IT MUST BE CANCER
<epidemic> aw
<epidemic> just keep away from webmd and you won't die :3 |
#302637* (?/32) ⚐Flag
What Linux is: choice
What Linux is not: perfect
What life is about: choice
What life is not about: being perfect
Linux ~= Life, no? :) |
#300110* (?/32) ⚐Flag
Michael, telling women to powerlift. ,Comment: Michael, telling women to powerlift. ,
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#305040* (?/24) ⚐Flag
Venice Academy better not have found an actual Incest Match... |
#308828* (?/24) ⚐Flag
<icallitvera> I did the isidewith.com thing and got Jill Stein... this right after she got arrested at one of the debates.
<Paimun> Jill Stein is great.
<TestDummy> At getting arrested? |
#309891* (?/24) ⚐Flag
( DECULSION ) I think maullar is ded
( Mokou ) he is here
( Mokou ) undead
( DECULSION ) Oh god
( DECULSION ) PREPARE TO PERFORM CPR ON MAULLAR
( * ) DECULSION starts slapping Maullar's chest
<-- MaullarMaullar has quit (Ping timeout: 186 seconds)
( Imbudo ) u killed him
( DECULSION ) Shit
( Mokou ) whoopsComment: #touhou @ irc.esper.net
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#311547* (?/24) ⚐Flag
<dvalue-work> :)
<dvalue-work> err
<dvalue-work> :( |
#310868* (?/11) ⚐Flag
<SeanQ> "A Lear Jet crashed in the remote hills of South Dakota today. Steve Lawrence and Edie Gorme could not be reached for comment."
<Elkman> I wonder what the fundies would say about that.
<Da_Raven> "Sheri Lewis and Lambchop were devastated by the news. The show business duo plan on starting a foundation in honor of this tragedy "Butt-Ugly-Tam-O'-Shanter Foundation". Give generously.
<StanXhiao> Uh, she dead.
<Da_Raven> And?
<StanXhiao> And that's all she wrote. Or, in this case, sock-puppeted.
<zompist> if shari lewis is dead, is lampchop dead too?
<StanXhiao> Get out the mint jelly, is all you can say, zomp.
<zompist> that's a neat trick to play on children, really. Name a cute tv character after food.
<zompist> "did you like that show? guess what's for dinner!"
<Da_Raven> Somewhere, there's just this bedraggled sock, badly in need of fabric softener, dragging itself around by its front paws looking for a new friend....
<StanXhiao> So the sock is dragging itself out of the dirt?
<zompist> the return of the living lambchop.
<spinn> dear GOD you people are evil.
<Da_Raven> "Haaaaand....Haaaaaand!
<StanXhiao> Lambchop's time had come.
<spinn> we need to make a doom game where the player is an angel, and he's killing ALL OF YOU. |
#311114* (?/11) ⚐Flag
<DoctorBadass> Thoughts on Ted Cruz: Some turds won't take a polish. |
#311303* (?/11) ⚐Flag
<Iridium> "Breaking News: UK security agencies unlawfully collected data for decade"
<Iridium> lol DID THEY REALLY NOW.
<monotone> spot of blather
<monotone> no wait
<monotone> let me go again
<monotone> Surveil Row
<monotone> there it is
<PlanetDollar> nice |
#309486* (?/11) ⚐Flag
<queery> omg
<queery> so the Ops guy need terminal help
<queery> and i'm connected to freenode from IRSSI, so he starts typing in there on #smc
<queery> then he realizes
<queery> and says "hey, get these people off our terminal."
<queery> -_- |
#309519* (?/11) ⚐Flag
< Frostypants> I'm actually pretty agnostic about OS, unless there's a flame war. :) |