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#306754* (?/28) ⚐Flag
Sketchy_Sounds: Exposure to Pinkie is even more effective than insulin
GraphiteLuck: faster acting, longer lasting fourth wall breaking
Paul_McColtney: That darnded fourth wall always getting broken.
GraphiteLuck is now known as KoolAidMan.
• KoolAidMan breaks the fourth wall. "Oh YEAHHHH"
KoolAidMan is now known as GraphiteLuck.
TheWhoof (~TheWho@protectedhost-6311FCBC.dsl.pltn13.sbcglobal.net) joined the chat room.
TheWhoof: YEEEEEEEAAAAHHH!
TheWhoof (~TheWho@protectedhost-6311FCBC.dsl.pltn13.sbcglobal.net) left the chat room. (Quit: TheWhoof)Comment: #BucketAfterDark on GeekShed (irc.geekshed,net)
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#307114* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<mitch_> grrrrrrrrr
<ender`> grrrrrrr?
<pippin> ender`: no, grrrrrrrrr
<ender`> oh, grrrrrrrrr!
<@pippin> apparently
<Mikachu> it's strange that mitch is german, you would expect him to be grrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeek |
#308268* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<estranger> anyone know anything about training PocketSphinx?
<d4> use harden. it's super effectiveComment: efnet
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#309061* (?/28) ⚐Flag
xRGL ArkaneCow: LOL i think i screwed up my raspberry pi by overclocking it to 1GHz |
#309864* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<Tak> ill give you a cookie if you talk about something other than computers
<Sudos|D830> I like pie
<Sudos|D830> now gimme a cookie.
* Sudos|D830 fat
<Tak> damnit
* Tak grudgingly gives up a cookieComment: #wtfpwnt on rubbermallet
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#305828* (?/23) ⚐Flag
<Rhyme> the pain, disorder
<Rhyme> a cataclymic dawn..
<Sarah> omg Deja vu
<Rhyme> we trusted, but something has gone wrong~
<Sarah> of Deja vu.
<Sarah> FUCK YES
<Rhyme> we bought it, but woke to find it gone~
<shadowh511> In this summer, there is no more dawn~
<Rhyme> impact in 5 4 3 2~
<Rhyme> peace before it
<Rhyme> the radiation creeps
<shadowh511> BOOM
<Rhyme> on cats feet
<shadowh511> we all dead man
<shadowh511> game over man
<Rhyme> we scatter through the streets
<Rhyme> she asked me you think its safe to breathe
<shadowh511> this is sad
<Rhyme> no it doesnt look that way to me~
<shadowh511> Well that's great, that's just fuckin' great, man. Now what the fuck are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty shit now man
<shadowh511> That's it man, game over man, game over! What the fuck are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?
<Sarah> ._. |
#306024* (?/23) ⚐Flag
<Gham> im tryna play widit but its makin it worse FML (13:59:51) <Benaok> .grats gham the clapComment: Gratz on the Clap
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#307944* (?/23) ⚐Flag
Avalith │ well
Avalith │ once i get wicd installed and configured
Avalith │ it's time to tackle *that* issue again
Mobo │ wireless?
Avalith │ no
Avalith │ that's working fine
Avalith │ trying to get the right resolution for my monitor
Kent │ Avalith: wicd isn't that hard to configure
Kent │ all you really need to do is add the daemon to rc.conf
Avalith < has quit irc
Kent │ lol I think he broke it |
#308377* (?/23) ⚐Flag
< CoJaBo> .g cojabo
< jenni> CoJaBo: hxxp://archive.org/iathreads/forum-display.php?poster=CoJaBo
< CoJaBo> fail
< CoJaBo> wow. one reply to my thread on the destruction of the entire fricking internet archive
< CoJaBo> .g cojabo -archive
< jenni> CoJaBo: hxxps://github.com/CoJaBo
< CoJaBo> ..I have an account on github? wat.
< CoJaBo> .g cojabo SOMETHING COOL
< jenni> CoJaBo: hxxp://bash.org/?browse&p=414
< CoJaBo> oh ffs. |
#308448* (?/23) ⚐Flag
(LuminolBlue) Yes, Cat thing is a bot thing.
(MJ94) It's LuminolBlue's blow up doll.
(LuminolBlue) Not a blow-up doll, just the pussy. |
#310352* (?/23) ⚐Flag
<@julia> i panhandled when i had my own place and shit
<joelcrump> well i bought you the taco bell because you only had a 20 and it was late and i know how they can run low on small bills so i paid with 1s
<@julia> i dont see what that has to do with anything of being more of a humanitarian and chill ass nigga than nething
<@julia> sometimes i like panhandling not just for the $
<@julia> but for the social expermintation stigma
<@julia> u meet and talk to and come across and interact with ALOT of differnt ppl
<@julia> which is therapeutic to me in a sense because i have PTSD and social anxiety |
#302413* (?/23) ⚐Flag
<pitz> I want to drink your urine! |
#302913* (?/23) ⚐Flag
<Muffin|iPod> Boy, come on, give me rock stuff Come put a little love it my glove bag I wanna dance with no pants on Meet me in the back with the jack and the jukebox
<dbdii407> I'm eating |
#311465* (?/24) ⚐Flag
<luisbg> leaving in 5
<bilboed> and luisbg showing once again his total disrespect for units
<luisbg> bilboed: 5 units!
<luisbg> 5 units of time
<bilboed> metric or imperial ?
<ystreet00> 5 elephants is a lot...
<bilboed> to cook ? yah
<bilboed> ystreet00, wait, you're vegetarian. *how* do you know how long it takes to cook an elephant ? Have you been hiding something all this time ?
<slomo> metric elephants?
<luisbg> yeah. they don't fit in the kitchen and keep bumping into each other while choping
<thaytan> chopin?
<luisbg> frederic
<ystreet00> you know, the composer?
<bilboed> Bach
<bilboed> to back
<thaytan> wait a minuet, I'm confused
<bilboed> coda time
<luisbg> the rest are debussy coding
<bilboed> I have a haendel on this
<bilboed> we are maybe puccini't a bit
<luisbg> going to start heading towards igalia before these keeps un-ravel-ing
<bilboed> cool
<bilboed> (io) |
#311417* (?/14) ⚐Flag
Zoe:My social faux pas are what kills my will to live, Talgie.
Imagine, in moments of mild embarrassment, O fortuna starts blasting at full volume inside your mind, and you hallucinate replicas of yourself slow-mo leaping out of windows, putting barrels of various firearms in their mouths, running in front of innerstate traffic, screaming, always screaming...
Talgie:I am scared, amused, in awe, VERY CONFUSED, slightly turned on. wtf just happened |
#310971* (?/13) ⚐Flag
* HdkR picks at scab
<MaJoR1> bad HdkR, bad!
<HdkR> You can't stop me!
* HdkR picks harder
<MaJoR1> :( |
#311144* (?/13) ⚐Flag
<@Synthaxx> o/
<+Waffle> Synthaxx: <thePatchyBeard> tell Synthaxx Waffle is confused " Length: 40s 12m " when describing a YouTube vid
<@Synthaxx> .tell thePatchyBeard I though Americans liked their units the wrong way around? |
#308888* (?/13) ⚐Flag
<Yahoozy> Okay, so she opens a can of Spaghetti-Os, then pisses, and it happens to look like piss and Spaghetti-Os, but it's probably just piss.
<oughts> It doesn't look like piss and it can't be piss and Spaghetti-Os because that's not how the urethra works.
<Yahoozy> Dude, there's Spaghetti-O not just in her vagina, but all over her vulva and hands. That's completely a piddle of piss-Boyardee amalgam trickling to the floor.
<oughts> It can't be all over her vulva.
<oughts> It's on her hands, presumably.
<oughts> She cuts an opening into her jeans and fingers something.
<Yahoozy> ...
<oughts> There's little opportunity for spaghetti transfer.
<Yahoozy> If these Boyardee hands are going into vagina, it's inevitably going to get onto vulva.
<Yahoozy> Look how hard she's working this shit.
<oughts> I closed the thing, but I'm pretty sure it's just two fingers.
<Yahoozy> Yeah, two fingers doing a full excavation.
<xwdOnCampus> I came into this channel at the wrong time. |
#309010* (?/13) ⚐Flag
<+carbon> get yourself a pitchfork and go on a lynching ^_^
<+carbon> put some holly or some shit on it if you want it to seem festive |
#309315* (?/13) ⚐Flag
< Zook> I feel like people who only take like 1 year of compsci
< Zook> esp with like
< Zook> vb
< Zook> have a really warped view of programming |
#309339* (?/13) ⚐Flag
<+BroBroBro> am i unbanned now? lol
<@Loskene> yeah sure why not
<@Loskene> .ubn BroBroBro
<@DEA> [ubn] BroBroBro: 1 ban deleted
<+RocK> lol
<+BroBroBro> thanks sir
<@Loskene> you better have learned a lesson motherfucker
<+BroBroBro> i did haha
<+BroBroBro> dont beg for bitcoin
<@Loskene> alright good play safe
<+BroBroBro> <3
<+RocK> usually if i want an unban i just pm a mod
<+RocK> lol
<@Loskene> that's because you're like
<@Loskene> the channel's pet retarded dog
<+RocK> LOL
<+Newbro-L> lol
<@Loskene> you sleep in the corner and we feed you the lower quality cheese
<@Loskene> Porthos gets the nice cheese
<@bluguu> wait we have cheese?
<@Loskene> for the dogs yeah
<@bluguu> no fair
<@Loskene> well work hard some day and maybe you'll get promoted to dog
<+RocK> its mid-tier cheese at best
<@bluguu> hmm
<@bluguu> no, not worth itComment: #420chan
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#309508* (?/13) ⚐Flag
< o11c> note that stfw is usually not related to stfu, despite being similar letters
< Jerub> i actually don't know STFW.
< atlas__> I had to Google it |
#310309* (?/13) ⚐Flag
_SjG_: coffee tables kill 10x more Americans every year (over a ten year average) than terrorists
Airhead: omg we need to bomb coffee tables
Airhead: and find their leader
Airhead: now I understand why Photoguy doesn't drink coffee
_SjG_: my guess is his code name is Starbuck ...
_SjG_: I have it on good authority from a mole who goes by the name of "Ishmael"
ProAlias: I made a coffee table book. I'm aiding the enemy :(
_SjG_: he has also been known to associate with a suspicious fanatic by the name of Ahab
_SjG_: we need to whale on himComment: ##photogeeks
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#309000* (?/18) ⚐Flag
<maestro> I thought lavalamps were genetically engineered pets
<maestro> well for stoners |
#309600* (?/18) ⚐Flag
<shymega> /o Ashhh
<lemonzest> \o
<Ashhh> o/ shymega
<shymega> ah... just found out why my o/'s didn't look right
<shymega> dammnitComment: #megworld
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