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comment6Comment: comment6
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The Devil wears Prada for a limited time. The Devil is a dude... |
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Dear Greg Gutfeld,
Thanks for the imaginary friend. How do I shut it up?
DonnaSimpson |
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Disclaimer: The following text is a work of fiction.
The Cast of the ''Jersey Shore''! Brought to you by... The Stonehenge Family! Who's a cute little British Edward Cullen! Who has nice strong tee-OW!!! |
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You can tell by the way I stroke my cawk
I'm the Fapperman, no time to tawk |
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* SmilingDevil pets nailbunny
<nailbunny> what sounds do bunnies make?
<nailbunny> fuck it
* nailbunny purrsComment: #gaymers @ irc.rizon.net
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<maime> For those of you who are not aware, Samhuinn is my pal from something like 50 net years ago.
<xsamhuinnx> something like that
<Elkman> Ah. How long is a net year?
<rJak> Two weeks.
<maime> I was thinking about three weeks.
<rJak> So this whole conversation has taken place for two net days.
<maime> I guess we've known each other for what? four years?
<rJak> No, maybe two net weeks.
<xsamhuinnx> damn near m'dear
<maime> and you're all adult and old now. It's so cute.
<maime> got a recent pic? |
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kkkenny: -
kkkenny: -+
kkkenny: --whoops
kkkenny: dropped my keyboardComment: aids and fail
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"Attempted good marriage with premeditation." - (Charles de LEUSSE) |
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vWGzSQ hi! hice site!Comment: vWGzSQ hi! hice site!
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Good day!,Comment: Good day!,
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This site is crazy :)Comment: This site is crazy :)
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Any Answer.net is a new way to find and share information. You can ask questions on any topic, get answers from real people, and share your insights and experience. AnyAnswer.net |
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81c798ecb5Comment: 81c798ecb5
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270_117.txt;8;12Comment: 270_117.txt;8;12
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<DragonBoots> Je suppose que je devrais arrêter les auto-traduction, mais il en résulte de nombreux Poptarts.
<L-Strife89> DragonBoots: C'est ma plus grande arme!
<DragonBoots> L-Strife89: Venez à nouveau?
<L-Strife89> Google Translate is my greatest weapon.
<L-Strife89> Which presumably failed me.
<DragonBoots> Je regarde dans les yeux de séducteur de L-Strife89 de, me léchant les lèvres et l'espoir de l'enfer la traduction automatique fait quelque chose se perd.
* L-Strife89 takes a few steps back.
<DragonBoots> J'ai pas en avant et déployer activement mon contre-mesures électroniques et de contre-contre-mesures électroniques avant de lancer une salve de 240 missiles et toutes les 72 banques phaser-IV.
<Sev> this is starting to sound like the count of monte cristo's bastard anime spin-off
<DragonBoots> : 3
<DragonBoots> "Ne vous inquiétez pas! Ils missiles de l'amour."
<DragonBoots> "Ils portent des paquets de mon affection douce pour vous!" |
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Does Julian Assange have a drone who lives in Southern California? |
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The Chronicles of Harry Potter, Harry Pot Head, Albus Whitebottom, and Harry Pottybottom. |
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(Y! IM)
Friend: Shit! I just got Firefucked by Firefox!Comment: Firefox failing like normal...
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Every time you compress a ZIPfile, a Ginger hears you spaz. |
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MixieFox: I swore I'd stay away from 4Chan, that creepy Albino Drama Student, and the Cancer Survivor who Truly Understoood Me, but Sucked the Life out of Me...
Moot: We had to take matters into our own hands... |
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<pironic> fuck... gtg... i work for a bank, the banking software just went offline
<PhonicUK> lol kk
* pironic has quit (Quit: gone sucka!)
<PhonicUK> that's going on QDBComment: #McMyAdmin on EsperNet
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bastian 20:51
toni weißt du... egal wie komisch es jetzt klingt. du verstehst es schon richtig... du hast nen platz in meinem herz bekommen. es würde mir verdammt weh tun.
bastian 20:52
ich mag dich so sehr, dass ich dich im sommer sogar besuchen will
schmeiß das nicht weg! bitte....
bastian 20:54
bitte melde dich bei mir... ich warte daruaf
Toni 20:58
NO HOMO
bastian 20:58
JA! ich bin nicht schwul! aber ich mag dich!!!!!!!!!
bastian 21:02
toni
bitte nichtComment: No Homo
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01:33 <@frank_usrs> now, fap time
01:35 <@frank_usrs> :3
01:37 <@frank_usrs> wtf
01:37 <@frank_usrs> im crying tears of cum |