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#311311* (?/15) ⚐Flag
<@Thero> not available on iphone sadly
<@Dom`> it's on android
<@Dom`> haha
<@Dom`> wait no
<@Dom`> "Your device isn't compatible with this version"
<@Dom`> :( |
#205929* (?/41) ⚐Flag
halal-slagtning a la grandeComment: this actually happened
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#307468* (?/40) ⚐Flag
<@Moonlight_Ballad> (( 2 seconds later Blacklight collapses onto the floor ))
• BlacklightBusy is now known as Unconscious_Darkness
• ~Fluttershi raises eyebrow
<+BlacklightBusy> (…it bucking /stings/, though…)
← DannySwish left IRC. (Quit: Well ladeedeedadah~)Comment: #LunasLoftOOC on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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#309177* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<and-ri> Makuna hatooka
* matooka stabs and-ri
* and-ri is actually a cat
<and-ri> You just stabbed a cat
<matooka> no
<and-ri> You monster
<matooka> NO
<matooka> im a cat
<matooka> so its fine
<and-ri> Oh
* and-ri stabs matooka back |
#309693* (?/35) ⚐Flag
(dowaat) carharttjimmy:
(carharttjimmy) dowaat:
(dagle) Now kiss. |
#304515* (?/35) ⚐Flag
* sonicrules1234 is a wizard and battles with ClaireBear
* ClaireBear casts up a huge meteor and chucks it at sonicrules1234
* sonicrules1234 teleports right next to ClaireBear
<BigPaul> :D time to pull out a chair and popcorn
<BigPaul> :D
* sonicrules1234 gives ClaireBear small pox
<sonicrules1234> Bwahaha
* ClaireBear casts a spell to be immune to smallpox and casts AIDS on sonicrules1234
* sonicrules1234 is immune to AIDS already, as he is not human
<ClaireBear> false D:
<nubbie> ....
* sonicrules1234 puts ClaireBear in a big Ice cube
<nubbie> go get some of kimmeh's blood
<nubbie> she has aids
<BigPaul> XD
* ClaireBear brews up a couldron of napalm and frees herself of the ice, then engulfing sonicrules1234 in flames
<ClaireBear> LOLGG
* sonicrules1234 makes the flames turn white, protecting himself. Then shoots the flames in a dense fireball at ClaireBear
* ClaireBear casts an invisible force shield around herself, making her invincible to all outside attacks. She then casts OVER 9000 lighting bolts at sonicrules1234
* sonicrules1234 absorbs the energy from the lightning bolts, and fries the force shield because its not a force field
<sonicrules1234> :p
* ClaireBear picks up a rock and chucks it at sonicrules1234
<sonicrules1234> LOL
* sonicrules1234 hits ClaireBear with a big stick
<BigPaul> this is epic
* ClaireBear breaks the stick in half and grabs a sammich, luring sonicrules1234 over a bridge of molten lava. She cuts the roap with her long fingernails and he is sent to his doom
* nubbie goes back to studying
* sonicrules1234 floats and summons a lava monster to eat ClaireBear
<BigPaul> :X
* sonicrules1234 also eats the sammich
* ClaireBear is friends with the lava monster after last night and tells it to attack sonicrules1234
* sonicrules1234 threatens to tell the lava monster's wife that he cheated on her with ClaireBear
* sonicrules1234 then eats the sammich some more
* ClaireBear notices the lava monster beat his wife to death thus not cheating on her, he continues towards sonicrules1234
* Kebbins also notices a Grizzly Bear advancing toward Wei.
<BigPaul> :D
* sonicrules1234 makes a large body of water, and pours it on the monster, turning it to stone, then levitates it over ClaireBear's head and lets it drop
<Kebbins> sonicrules1234: but if the lava monster was resting, it would be obsidian!
* sonicrules1234 turns Kebbins into a goat
* ClaireBear teleports herself to the safehaven known as pedobears corner. She casts a spell and suddenly ninja snipers start shooting at sonicrules1234!
* sonicrules1234 breaks out his kung fu ninja skills, combined with magic, and defeats the ninja snipers, all in matrix style
* sonicrules1234 then drops a nuke on pedobear's corner
* ClaireBear notices a unicorn feeding on the grasses and jumps on it, taming it with her 1337 skills, she manages to gallop very fastly towards sonicrules1234, impaling his torso with the unicorns long horn.
<Kebbins> *quickly
<Kebbins> fastly is not even a word
* sonicrules1234 grows a new torso, and turns ClaireBear into a guy
<BigPaul> :p bleh
* ClaireBear faps furriously and turns herself back into a girl
<sonicrules1234> LOL
<Kebbins> *furiously
<ClaireBear> ok kevin....
<ClaireBear> shush and enjoy the show :3
<Kebbins> furriously would probably be having to do with furries
<nubbie> .....
<nubbie> there is no show
<Kebbins> please do not introduce that concept.
<nubbie> CLAIRE YOUR ACTING SUCKS
<nubbie> booooooooooo
<BigPaul> XD
* sonicrules1234 teleports ClaireBear into a justin beiber concert
<ClaireBear> your face sucks d:
<nubbie> yeah
<nubbie> and?
<ClaireBear> ...
<nubbie> haha
<BigPaul> i think im start throwing pop corn for fun
<nubbie> sucks on kimmeh :P
<ClaireBear> LOL...
* ClaireBear eats sonicrules1234's head.
* sonicrules1234 grows a new one, and destroys the old one. He then makes an avalanch bury ClaireBear
* ClaireBear is also known as the ice queen and encloses sonicrules1234 in a sphere of ice, only penetrable by herself.
* sonicrules1234 teleports out, and sues ClaireBear for freezing him in ice, since he copyrighted that spell already
* ClaireBear kills the cops and flys out on her broomstick, she then shoots lazors the width of the empire state building at sonicrules1234.
* sonicrules1234 conjures a giant mirror, and then tickles ClaireBear
* ClaireBear dies
<sonicrules1234> LOL
<sonicrules1234> YAY
<sonicrules1234> Was tickling your weakness?
<ClaireBear> lol no :3
* Kimmeh (headphones@silent.dance.party) has joined #ninjams
* Mother gives channel operator status to Kimmeh
<sonicbot-dev> kimmeh: ClaireBear sent you a memo! 'pretend you're a 20 year old woman walking home on a saturday night, it's dark and no one is around. Suddenly someone with a mask runs up behind you, tackles you down, strips you and rapes you. After a week you get a pregnancy test and it turns out positive. Do you keep the baby?'
<sonicbot-dev> kimmeh: Kebbins sent you a memo! 'FREAK OUT!'
<sonicbot-dev> kimmeh: Wei sent you a memo! 'I MISS YOU BBY WHERE ARE YOU I LOVE YOU.'
<ClaireBear> :O
<sonicrules1234> You just wanted to die?
<Kimmeh> ....
<ClaireBear> No when i saw my reflection, I realised how beautiful I was and had a heart attack.Comment: #ninjams on vbirc
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#244387* (?/36) ⚐Flag
Ive Been Looking At THis Site,Comment: Ive Been Looking At THis Site,
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#304295* (?/21) ⚐Flag
<Alcon> have you bent her
<Ashes> went nightclubbing afterwards
<Ashes> was....interesting
<flyboy2112> yes
<flyboy2112> but the question was
<flyboy2112> have you bent her? :P
<Ashes> by that, you're asking "did i hit that"? :P
<Ashes> to that, the answer is no :P
* Alcon wasn't asking that but evidently robert was :p
<@Shadoukun> Everyone knows I'm not interested in heterosexual affairs.
<@Shadoukun> So I clearly wasn't asking that either
<flyboy2112> Well Robbie
<flyboy2112> I knew YOU weren't
<flyboy2112> also
<flyboy2112> <Alcon> have you bent her
<flyboy2112> <flyboy2112> but the question was
<flyboy2112> <flyboy2112> have you bent her? :P
<flyboy2112> * Alcon wasn't asking that but evidently robert was :p
<flyboy2112> what
<Ashes> lol
<Alcon> removal of context removes evident contextual shift in meaning
<Alcon> also you're a faggot.
<flyboy2112> Alcon I'm sure you're fully aware of the double entendre
<flyboy2112> which takes into account contextual shift
<@Shadoukun> So
<@Shadoukun> who likes cock |
#310353* (?/20) ⚐Flag
<Floating_Moideen> "Visual studio is fucking up your harddrive. You may cancel the operation at anytime by pressing cancel"
<Floating_Moideen> <presses cancel>
<Floating_Moideen> nothing happens
<Floating_Moideen> then ... crash
<Floating_Moideen> morons
* Floating_Moideen misses intellij idea |
#311305* (?/20) ⚐Flag
<mattbox> someone give me twitter's IP
<hal9002> 192.168.1.1
<Talgie> twitter has my ip?
<hal9002> ya
<Talgie> gimme back my ip twitter D:< |
#311211* (?/25) ⚐Flag
<king_crimson> has cuckbot learned anything new?
<cuckbot> i learned how to banish lust with tantric masterbationComment: cuckbot is a pyborg bot
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#305034* (?/25) ⚐Flag
Do you still think I'm naive? |
#306098* (?/25) ⚐Flag
<Sauber> idea
<Sauber> we mail food
<Sauber> with bombs in it
<Tim|Away> No
<Tim|Away> You stupid racist ass
<CrazyPenguin> No
<Sauber> food that needs to be refrigerated
<Sauber> except they're not time bombs
<Sauber> they're cold bombs
<Tim|Away> You racist asshole making light of a serious real world issue
<Tim|Away> I hope a goat tears your asshole out and digests it
<Tim|Away> so that your own asshole becomes shit
<Tim|Away> goat shit |
#307876* (?/25) ⚐Flag
<pitz> I enjoy being in the proximity of unflushed toilets |
#308215* (?/25) ⚐Flag
<+moham> man, i'd have to think pretty hard to remember the last time i snorted cocaine
<+moham> pre-chilluns
<+moham> can't wait till they're older so we can do a bunch of blow together, like a proper family |
#308301* (?/25) ⚐Flag
<blackroseMD1> You people are odd.
<blackroseMD1> :P
<Tomato_s0up> blackroseMD1, hey baby
<blackroseMD1> No thanks. I have a penis. Don't need another one.
<Milenko> It's only gay if the balls touch.
<Tomato_s0up> ^^
<blackroseMD1> Coming from the king of the Devil's Three Way
<Milenko> LOL |
#308822* (?/25) ⚐Flag
<+Draconis> Also, speaking of poor cats...
<+JPRoth1980> I now have a flail for the melee rounds at our wars. |
#310169* (?/25) ⚐Flag
<Zeuseus> let me sing you the song of my people
<Zeuseus> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Psycho Gecko> Well, hopefully Queensland's having some decent weather for once
<Zeuseus> KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
<Zeuseus> Killl it with FIRE!!!!!
<Zeuseus> aaaand *instrumental*Comment: Zeuseus is Australian.
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#305913* (?/30) ⚐Flag
If you aren't happy with your life, change things until you are... if you can't change something, change your attitude about it.
~ Ingrid Weir |
#306536* (?/30) ⚐Flag
<Soviet> Why does h4xFr33 have OP?
<Soviet> He's 12.
<RBOMB> and amazingly
<Soviet> don't say it
<RBOMB> he is mature enough to know that physical age has nothing to do with anything
<Soviet> If a 3 year old came on here acting all pro and responsible would you give them OP?
<Soviet> depending on how they're tought, 3 year olds can spell :D
<josh> id gline them to protect them from #thebotnet
<RBOMB> h4xFr33
<RBOMB> is not 3 years old
<Chris-Hansen> Wow I thought Soviet said depending on how tight they are
<Chris-Hansen> Wouldn't surprise me if he did o/
<Soviet> ...LOLComment: pedophile
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#306915* (?/30) ⚐Flag
^BlacklightShining: !mail DannySwish time
DerpyBot: Thank you for using the.. Uhm..ah..what did you want me to do again? 6_9
^BlacklightShining: I can't send time to anypony :(
NightmareMoon: ^BlacklightShining lost time.Comment: #EquestriaDaily on GeekShed (irc.geekshed.net)
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#307013* (?/30) ⚐Flag
<@Gham> IF I EVER GAVE A FUCK ID SHAVE MY NUTZ, TUCK MY DICK INBETWEEN MY LEGS AN CLUCK!? |
#307912* (?/30) ⚐Flag
<Moose> JVM likes to have buttsex!
<Moose> It hurts, too :c
<Eddie> public abstract class Lube
<Eddie> that's the problem
<Eddie> it's abstractComment: #Moose
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#308975* (?/30) ⚐Flag
*** now talking in #cisco
<envirocbr> I have fashioned the work phone to my ankle holster |
#309115* (?/30) ⚐Flag
<soolus> Nige and I go way back. 8)
<Nige> Da
<AstroFox> I hope im a regular someday
<Vercingetorix> eat more bran |