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#307255* (?/39) ⚐Flag
HATERS GONNA HATE
'BATERS GONNA 'BATE |
#307273* (?/39) ⚐Flag
Hardcore porn?
Hardpore corn. |
#307861* (?/39) ⚐Flag
(+CloBo) I love vibrate
(+DJMatt) ............
(+DJMatt) no commentComment: irc.ukmadzone.co.uk #MadZone
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#307917* (?/39) ⚐Flag
<moosey> theres nothing finer than having a vagina |
#307588* (?/44) ⚐Flag
[13:31:44] <nekronuke> Can i kick a man down and piss on em?Comment: #terraria on Irondust.net
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#306039* (?/22) ⚐Flag
<Mich> when working on my ambient album, I obviously aim for making it ambient
<TheCoreMan> yeah lol
<TheCoreMan> Captain Obvious is ObviousComment: theaudioportal.com
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#306939* (?/22) ⚐Flag
<awilcox> /what/ does that have anything to do with?
<awilcox> I have some made in china too!
<awilcox> it doesn't mean I like china! |
#307126* (?/22) ⚐Flag
<Zhivago> Do you have a C book?
<R0b0t1> (say yes)
<Zhivago> No. Answer honestly.
<Zhivago> Robot is also a useless arsehole.
<dnano91> actually not...
<Zhivago> Go and get one.
<Zhivago> You can't learn C by banging on the keyboard like a monkey.
<Zhivago> It might work for python or javascript, but it doesn't work for C.
<Zhivago> A library may be useful.
<dnano91> i'm studying computer science and now i have to learn c
<Zhivago> Good. So go to the library and get a C book.
<R0b0t1> A book is helpful, but if you have good reference material habits you can do without one.
<Zhivago> Robot: And end up like you? I wouldn't recommend it.
<R0b0t1> :|Comment: This is why I love ##c
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#308231* (?/22) ⚐Flag
< marduk> aparaatti: congratulations
< marduk> you have won yourself a free re-install
< Vinky> aparaatti, you cant switch from no-multilib to a multilib profile
< aparaatti> it was going to well anyway
<+TitanOfOld> hehe
< marduk> because multilib sandbox needs to compile 32bit version of sandbox
< marduk> and he can't make 32bit binaries.. because he was in no-multilib
< aparaatti> so what is this sandbox?
< marduk> aparaatti: it's a portage utility
< marduk> builds are run in a sandbox
< marduk> so as not to accidentally damage your system
< marduk> users do enough of that on their own :)Comment: #gentoo
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#309397* (?/22) ⚐Flag
<Killswitch> By the way did I tell you guys, I don't use the term homosexual anymore when I refer to my gay friends?
<Killswitch> I call them Homiesexuals. |
#309571* (?/22) ⚐Flag
Pedro: so did you take your child to 7 11 to get breakfast?
phobos_anomaly: No. So when do the doctors expect you to regain feeling in your fingers? I bet they laughed till they had tears in their eyes over you managing to blow off two fingers using only sparklers.
Pedro left the room. |
#309648* (?/22) ⚐Flag
<oojacoboo> I feel like Walt from Breaking Bad over here trying to kill this mother fucking fly
<oojacoboo> it's contaminating my dev environment
<oojacoboo> just landed on my fucking hand
<oojacoboo> the gall |
#303739* (?/22) ⚐Flag
<newk> Zuwer
<newk> What if black people cause global warming?
<newk> seriously...
<newk> think about this
<newk> all the warmest places on the planet
<newk> are populated by black people and
<newk> there's getting to be more and more black people
<newk> and the planet is gettign warmer
<newk> now I'm not racist or anything!
<newk> I'm just sayin'....
<Zuwer> So... All we need to do is kill them, simple enough.
<Zuwer> What do you do if they just WON'T die?
<newk> it should be pretty simple to kill them
<newk> they obviously don't like cold
<Zuwer> I vote we take up Hitlers plans to get rid of them.Comment: irc.mibbit.net #qbasic
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#311535* (?/22) ⚐Flag
<wastrel> did you ever see that movie "toy story"
<wastrel> did you know they named all the characters after debian releases
<DarkPsydeLord> wheres woody?
<wastrel> iono
<phunyguy> lol
<DarkPsydeLord> wheres buzz?
<phunyguy> there was a Woody... a Sarge... I can't remember all of them off the top of my head.
<wastrel> your dumb and bad
<phunyguy> oh.
<Ben64> buzz, rex, bo, hamm, slink, potato, woody, sarge, etch, lenny, squeeze, wheezy, jessie, stretch, buster, bullseye
<Ben64> *mind blown*
<Ben64> "Debian's unstable trunk is named after Sid, a character who regularly destroyed the toys."
<Ben64> :O
<phunyguy> sid was a bad kid. like wastrel
<phunyguy> btw, you can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.
* phunyguy backs away slowly because it was a terrible joke.
<wastrel> your dumb and bad
<phunyguy> my dumb and bad what?
<wastrel> face
<wastrel> hahaha
<phunyguy> lawl.
<phunyguy> you got me good, I guess.
<wastrel> that's what you get for making fun of debianComment: #ubuntu-offtopic @ freenode
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#304162* (?/27) ⚐Flag
They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder but you have question the beholder when he or she is delusional. |
#305163* (?/27) ⚐Flag
When I evaluated my Acting professor, I complained that shklee was too mild compared to my First Deranged Drama teacher. After the 2010 Christmas Specials, I may need to revise my opinion... |
#305643* (?/27) ⚐Flag
* idi0t (Mibbit@makewrite.demon.co.uk) has joined #mcp
* ChanServ sets mode +b *!Mibbit@* for #mcp
* idi0t was kicked by ChanServ (services@esper.net)Reason (AKICK by Ingis (Please use a proper IRC client))Comment: #mcp
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#306883* (?/27) ⚐Flag
KungPhoo: btw - are you "minecraft-notaz"?
notaz|work: nothing to do with minecraft
KungPhoo: okComment: #openpandora on Freenode
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#307036* (?/27) ⚐Flag
<Nocofee> Kyoum , say Happy B-day to me.
<Kyoum> I refuse.
<Nocofee> Goddamit.
<Kyoum> Gonna watch , Kamisama Doll's instead.
<Nocofee> I got 20 yesterday,
<Nocofee> and why you not say to me Happy fucking getting so old.
<Nocofee> I got rejected... |
#307560* (?/27) ⚐Flag
<Me-me> hey Dark, you still there?
<Darkmask> what ya want?
<Darkmask> want me to try and reroll HP with feepbot instead of your bot?
<Me-me> ah, um, no.
<Me-me> it's something that should happen when you're in a better frame of mind maybe. <_< um
<Darkmask> tell me
<Darkmask> >8|
<Me-me> D:> okay, okay
<Darkmask> or I will devour you're soul
<Me-me> ...
<Me-me> ...
<Me-me> ...*your
<Darkmask> *devours!*Comment: #Omnia on SorceryNet
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#308174* (?/27) ⚐Flag
<jamesd> good mom's let you lick the blender, great moms turn off the blender, AJ_Z0's mom turns it on max and says go on Son you can do lick it go ahead use that worthless tonge on that blender, i think i got that short fixed now. |
#308955* (?/27) ⚐Flag
<aymbot> Fuuzetsu, what did dr-z do?
<aymbot> he's messaging me about being unsilenced or whatever
<Moon_Doggy> aymbot, my advice is /ignore dr-z
<xIsalty> I broke 2 fingers today
<xIsalty> typing is harder now
<Sean_McG> oh dear
<Moon_Doggy> aymbot, and besides he's not even +q
<aymbot> why?
<aymbot> oh?
<xIsalty> lel
<aymbot> then wtf are you talking about dr-z
<Moon_Doggy> now if dr-z was smart he would register his nick since this is a +m channel and you need to be registered to talk HINT HINT HINT
<aymbot> lol
<aymbot> wow
<aymbot> /facepalm
* Moon_Doggy sets mode -m #anime
<Moon_Doggy> dz-z say something
<dr-z> hi
* Moon_Doggy sets mode +m #anime
<aymbot> lulz
<Moon_Doggy> i didnt say simon says
<Sean_McG> LOL |
#309087* (?/27) ⚐Flag
<ink> we have folks from redwood shores here today, which means FREE LUNCH yay
`WarpKat stabs ink and takes his place
hekel resurrects ink and instagibs `WarpKat
`WarpKat respawns at the muffin locker
<`WarpKat> WIN!
<`WarpKat> =:P
<hekel> o.0
hekel setup a sentry at all the spawn points
<`WarpKat> camper. >:P |
#309796* (?/27) ⚐Flag
<`WarpKat> i think i'm going to start charging for people to friend me
<`WarpKat> $20 if you just wanna have me on your list, $25 to actually chit-chat with me, $30 for benefits
<`WarpKat> =:P |
#301281* (?/27) ⚐Flag
nv9dzrynuw@sxipper.net |