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#304984* (?/29) ⚐Flag
Is David Tennant an android?
#305011* (?/29) ⚐Flag
Nobody ever liked a Normally Distributed Individual.
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wearspartypants com images 42-youve-activated-my-trap-card jpg
#300118* (?/29) ⚐Flag
awegaw1.txt;2;5Comment: awegaw1.txt;2;5
#301248* (?/29) ⚐Flag
SHE WEARS SHORT SKIRTS
I WEAR LONG SKIRTS
#305166* (?/30) ⚐Flag
Moot: I WANT TO BE FAMOUS!!!
Mixelica: I'd rather be rich...
#309902* (?/11) ⚐Flag
Eric: I think my dog is a masochist
Eric: he helps me give him a time out when he bites, by voluntarily walking into his crate, which he rarely does otherwise
#308979* (?/10) ⚐Flag
<Tekk_> meoblast001: I have no idea, art style doesn't seem like it's really drawn to turn you on or anything
<meoblast001> Tekk_: it doesn't
<meoblast001> but it almost feels like it's trying to
<meoblast001> even if it doesn't know it is
<meoblast001> it's like "Hey, look at these tits"
<meoblast001> "But you're a fucking squirrel!"
#309317* (?/10) ⚐Flag
< o11c> MadCamel: can you comment on the feasibility of gettin SCTP across the network?
< MadCamel> o11c: just allow it in iptables
< MadCamel> right now it only allows tcp and udp
< o11c> does the internet-at-large support it?
< MadCamel> no nat routers that I know of do
< o11c> also, /me is a total iptables noob
< MadCamel> that's why it died right out of the gate. home routers just drop stcp on the floor.
< o11c> I wonder if upgrading firmware would help with that
< MadCamel> it could. but convincing manufacturers to release updated firmware for every device they ever made.. then convinging people to upgrade their firmware.. Not going to happen. I only saw my first home router that supports ipv6 just last month
< MadCamel> this whole ipv4+NAT thing is one heck of a trap to try to escape :(
< o11c> never underestimate the power of players who want a new hat
#309492* (?/10) ⚐Flag
<-- Quits: JINX_324 [Killed (Musashi (slipped))]
(FaceEater) his name was JINX_324 btw
(__import__) FaceEater, ya know, we DO have a scrollback ;)
(FaceEater) Bazinga
(Musashi) because that would be less interesting, duck
--> Joins: [JINX_324 (~IRIS@iae2-dpfxmyk96-430663365.dsl.bell.ca) to #ext3]
(Musashi) welcome back
(JINX_324) IS IT ME, OR DID EVERYONE STRANGLY LOSE CONNECTION?
#309509* (?/10) ⚐Flag
Aloucious ) i would have a dragon dildo door stopper
Aloucious ) for every door
Aloucious ) in my house
Aloucious ) then invite peolpe over
Aloucious ) "why is there a dragon dildo there"
Aloucious ) "thats my door stopper"
#311028* (?/10) ⚐Flag
<asm> sexuality is probably shaped like a torus
<asm> there are no edges
<asm> but there is a hole
#305008* (?/34) ⚐Flag
The last guest musician Henry Pedophile invited to my Orchestra was clearly Gallifreyan. Are you saying he is Eyore and that he can teleport to Germany when he sleeps?
#305086* (?/34) ⚐Flag
Or perhaps Gay every third episode. This is just a confusing Vortex Mess.
#305156* (?/34) ⚐Flag
Disclaimer: I am not sure Sauron or whoever that actor was, was the Eleventh Agent of Cracked.
#305165* (?/34) ⚐Flag
Not that Greg Gutfeld is necessarily responsible for either Edward Cullen...
#294593* (?/34) ⚐Flag
Hi, good site,Comment: Hi, good site,
#297331* (?/34) ⚐Flag
Hello good dayComment: Hello good day
#305880* (?/34) ⚐Flag
<Kodaichi> somehow, everyone I hate seems to mysteriously disappear from my life...
<Risugami> what if you had gay rabbits?
<Kodaichi> Risugami, well they aren't too smart so they might make mistakes
#305939* (?/34) ⚐Flag
(2011-04-03 15:47:57) aPTforum .com: [jcsimoes.mail] pera lá que há um prob tecnico qlqr
(2011-04-03 15:48:02) andpt: LOL
(2011-04-03 15:48:06) aPTforum .com: [jcsimoes.mail] e n mostra
(2011-04-03 15:48:06) aPTforum .com: [jcsimoes.mail] que isto devia me mostrar o telem ligado ao pc
(2011-04-03 15:48:07) andpt: PEBCAK ?
(2011-04-03 15:48:10) aPTforum .com: [jcsimoes.mail] oh estuupido
(2011-04-03 15:48:14) aPTforum .com: [jcsimoes.mail] liguei á impressora
(2011-04-03 15:48:15) andpt: sim
(2011-04-03 15:48:16) aPTforum .com: [jcsimoes.mail] em vez de ao PC :P
Comment: androidPT
#308020* (?/34) ⚐Flag
<c1QfXUgcGY0> [link to tumblr post about social justice]
<c1QfXUgcGY0> >I recognize that as a white, heterosexual, cis male, I have privilege over others.
<c1QfXUgcGY0> rolled my eyes so hard they popped out of my skull and hit ctrl+w
<Ungeheuer> I rolled my eyes so hard I did a backflip
<Antares> oh god its like racial otherkin
#308368* (?/34) ⚐Flag
Sarig: Good evening
Sarig: mortals.
Z`: good evening
Z`: Thor.
Poper: fukka!
CaleQualme: hihi
Sarig changes nick to Thorfukkahihi
Comment: Sarig is norse.
#250053* (?/35) ⚐Flag
Absolutly AMAZING! Good Job Guys,Comment: Absolutly AMAZING! Good Job Guys,
#253428* (?/35) ⚐Flag
I Think You SHould See ThisYou Would Be interested in thisJust look Here for more Samples,Comment: I Think You SHould See ThisYou Would Be interested in thisJust look Here for more Samples,
#279243* (?/35) ⚐Flag
I love the great insight!,Comment: I love the great insight!,
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