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#307901* (?/26) ⚐Flag
<neersighted> ChauffeR: do you ever open source shit?
<ChauffeR> what do you want me to open source
<Moose> your pants!
<Moose> \o/
<neersighted> ._.
<ChauffeR> 403 Forbidden
<neersighted> *crickets*
<Moose> LOL
<neersighted> lol, chauffer's pants are powered by http
<ChauffeR> nginx even
<ChauffeR> which supports php
<neersighted> :D
<ChauffeR> your argument is invalidComment: #Moose
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#308416* (?/26) ⚐Flag
<me_myself_and_i> i bet you would mount my desktop, and violate its little water cooling holes |
#309979* (?/26) ⚐Flag
* Fatalnix stuffs a sigil in SickInterpol's pocket
* SickInterpol force-feeds said sigil to Fatalnix.
<Fatalnix> nom
<Fatalnix> this is good, cept for the god damn pocket lint
* egrep watches Fatalnix nom and compile
<Fatalnix> syntax error at -e line 1, at EOF
<Fatalnix> execution of -e aborted due to compilation errors.
<SickInterpol> ...Comment: compilation errors.
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#310175* (?/26) ⚐Flag
<elliott> </pedant> ... come to think of it, <pedant> |
#310632* (?/5) ⚐Flag
< airshock> porn
< k4m> quick! this man needs porn urgently!
< k4m> airshock: hang in there buddy.
< airshock> k4m: it is not what you think!
< shibumi> god.. GUYS!!!1111 this man needs porn!11111 FAST!!!!11
< k4m> airshock: oh, I misunderstood. my apologies
-!- pornman [5c4d85c5@gateway/web/freenode/ip.92.77.133.197] has joined #radare
< shibumi> LOOK! who is here! ITS PORNMAN!
< monokles> well looks like he's saved
< pornman> airshock: <porn_url_here>
-!- pornman [5c4d85c5@gateway/web/freenode/ip.92.77.133.197] has quit [Client Quit]
< monokles> lol
< shibumi> lol
< airshock> lol, my savior :DComment: #radare (removed url due to spam filter)
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#310477* (?/4) ⚐Flag
< XMPPwocky> o11c: unsafe in Rust is almost a "better go read the docs" keyword at this point
< Sharp> XMPPwocky: That is literally what unsafe means |
#310575* (?/4) ⚐Flag
<zar> writing to yourself = external memory >_> |
#310627* (?/4) ⚐Flag
*** f0rm3r has joined #atlanta
<Rezbo> and micheal was trying to lure a hamster up his ass
<f0rm3r> i'd forgotten why i avoid irc
<f0rm3r> thanks for reminding me
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#310630* (?/4) ⚐Flag
Grimmers: the digitizer in my phone is cracked
Grimmers: now it randomly clicks and opens things on its own
Grimmers: it particularly likes to keep calling my voicemail
Grimmers: I think it's trying to poke fun at me for not having any |
#310636* (?/4) ⚐Flag
<`> king_crimson: what's the typical temps for a gtx 670?
<king_crimson> not sure, but since its nvidia probably like a thousand suns |
#310641* (?/4) ⚐Flag
[10:11:45] <+Flickerdart> Yeah but how many situations are there where you're walking along and suddenly you need a dick right this secondComment: Gamesurge.net #giantitp
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#310708* (?/4) ⚐Flag
<putin> NO ETHERNET PORT ON MY BIGMAC!!! >:|
<renchamp> dont get computer hardware from mcdonalds thenComment: #FFFpeeps @ Rizon
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#310763* (?/4) ⚐Flag
<-- TheWilfox has quit (Quit: It's a shame, I don't think that they'll notice. It's a shame, I doubt that they'd even care.)
<@kitty> :/
<@kitty> why the quit message
<+nya> CorgiDude now listening to "kitty: I'm fine, that's my default quit message, my IRC box is being migrated sorry" by Anna Wilcox
<@kitty> oh, ok |
#310781* (?/4) ⚐Flag
<+Thero> https://i.imgur.com/sBTAn5f.jpg
<&gq> reltih: no really though
<%reltih> Thero: the fuck
<+Thero> spiderman
<&gq> spiderman, does whatever a spider can, OH MY GOD, LOOK AT HIS FACE, I'M SCREAMING, ALL OVER THE PLACE, WATCH THE FUCK OUT, THAT THING IS SPIDERMAN |
#310809* (?/4) ⚐Flag
<nawcom> takin a mean dump
<nawcom> before i head to bed
<nawcom> if you ever have a bad day and you want to go to bed a winner
<nawcom> take a mean dump |
#310818* (?/4) ⚐Flag
<BOOZy>| not sure if I want to laugh or cry;
<BOOZy>| just got off the phone, a client complains he's not receiving an excel file
<BOOZy>| so I check the spamfilter
<BOOZy>| and low and behold, the sender is trying to send a .exe file
<BOOZy>| exe, excel, the same right? |
#310859* (?/4) ⚐Flag
<Dodge> Why? WHY!? Why is my cable modem so fucking slow!
<spinn> germans are efficiently analyzing every packet
<spinn> it takes time
<Dodge> Efficient? I used to believe that. Then, I realized that Germans come in late, go home early, and take both American and German holidays off.
<spinn> then they goof off efficiently
<Machival> a lot probably even take the jewish holidays off, just to spite their ancestry.
<spinn> "ma, I'm going home for Yom Kippur" "I HAVE NO SON" |
#310798* (?/5) ⚐Flag
<Mayzie> My drunk mum decided to make everyone tea
<Mayzie> And came into my room
<Mayzie> And spilt it all over the floor :-(Comment: #srl irc.rizon.net
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#310993* (?/12) ⚐Flag
[01:34:24] Victor Ward: Archi
[01:34:27] Victor Ward: your replacement quit
[01:34:51] Victor Ward: how are you going to live with that?
[01:35:32] Archiplex: I'm ok with it
[01:36:16] Victor Ward: your lies won't protect you from the everburning guilt, the raging fire burning away your last shred of self-respect
[01:36:40] Victor Ward: it consumes slowly, sending ashes of a deathly grey flying into the putrid air of non-forgiveness
[01:37:02] Victor Ward: in a corner, an angel screams, gouging his eyes out because he cannot bear to see
[01:37:13] Victor Ward: the insects feast upon the remains of your conscience
[01:37:16] Archiplex: It's ok if I want to feel better I can just kick you
[01:37:17] Victor Ward: it's the final orgy of the dying seraphims
[01:38:28] Victor Ward: and the, the locusts feeding shat out their progeny, a mishappen cluster of deranged unsentient minds
[01:38:42] Victor Ward: that very same progeny stumbled blindly forward through the desert of despair
[01:38:59] Victor Ward: until it found the oasis of forgiveness, which had dried out under an everlasting sun of pain
[01:39:40] Victor Ward: the sun laughed cruelly and vomited its contempt upon the progeny, drowning them in self-hatred and flaying their minds asunder with the whip of guilt
[01:41:10] Victor Ward: but there was one who would not accept the horrible sins of its wicked ancestors, and chose to walk back the rotten trail that slithered in the arid steppe, like a long dead snake
[01:41:47] Victor Ward: until it found the original sin, naked, revealing itself in all of its horribleness, that very same instant you crushed my feelings under your callused feet
[01:42:06] Victor Ward: it screamed until its throat tore itself apart like a decaying rubber tube
[01:42:26] Victor Ward: but even death would not soothe his eternal suffering
[01:42:36] Victor Ward: for there are sins that nothing can erase
[01:42:56] Victor Ward: that's how i feel about this tbh |
#311088* (?/12) ⚐Flag
< gambit> someone here?
<@klkv> no
-!- gamma was kicked from #social by klkv []
<@klkv> oops
<@klkv> bbl |
#311172* (?/12) ⚐Flag
<@Aule|Away> Chocolate chip cookie dough poptarts make me nostalgic.
<@Aule|Away> Sometimes when I eat them, my first thought will literally be "This tastes like Super Mario Sunshine" |
#311265* (?/12) ⚐Flag
<Mahboison>Â This sounds like the plot of an anime starring Shakespeare and Drake
<Mahboison>Â Thou used to contact me on thy cellular device |
#309341* (?/12) ⚐Flag
*** Topic in ##Photoshop is ""literally just fucking installed Photoshop and Flash CS6, don't ask questions about what's different yet""
Set by RD700NX on 06 April 2013 at 03:14:43
<marble> Are brush strokes really smoother in CS6? |
#309963* (?/12) ⚐Flag
<mikemol|zoe > LzrdKing: Pursuant to the "bug vs feature request" discussion...I've been considering setting up a bug tracker for my household. Though some days "get out of bed before 9AM" might be a feature request, not a bug...
<LzrdKing > hah!
<bhboots > thats great
<mikemol|zoe > Actively pondering having Zabbix call out to track things like my utilities (consumption and bills), credit card and bank account balances.
<mikemol|zoe > I was convinced it might be necessary when the city (who hauls away my trash) forgot how to email me to tell me the account was getting low. A three-month backlog of dirty diapers can change one's priorities...
<LzrdKing > indeeed
<mikemol|zoe > Er. three week, not three month.
<LzrdKing > phew
<mikemol|zoe > indeed. |
#311657* (?/25) ⚐Flag
<pondwitch> i love a fog. i love a woods.
<chippyyyz> I love to munch a fresh baked goods |