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#300113* (?/31) ⚐Flag
<XiaoTie> konami code dammit!
<Fax> sex > konami
<XiaoTie> cant argue with that
<Starsinger> I dunno
<Starsinger> I've had bad sex
<Starsinger> I've never played a bad konami game
<Fax> you make an excellent pointComment: irc.gamesurge.net #giantitp
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#309148* (?/31) ⚐Flag
<+akaseki> if ever you hear the team developing alsa has been misteriously killed by a guy with a sniper rifle
<+akaseki> tell the cops it was me
<+akaseki> because it was |
#307206* (?/31) ⚐Flag
<@hlmtre> i've actually had a thing for amy smart for a long time
<@hlmtre> since road trip
<+DominoEffect> me too
<+DominoEffect> I call it my penis |
#310375* (?/31) ⚐Flag
<Combot> Who was the English born Surveyor-General of India who completed the first trigonometrical survey of the Sub-Continent
<gmanray> .g English born Surveyor-General of India who completed the first trigonometrical survey of the Sub-Continent
<Combot> George Everest - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: This survey was started by William Lambton in 1806 and it lasted for several
<gmanray> george everest
<doop> rofl
<Combot> Times up! The answer was: sir george everest
<Combot> Category: 70s: This nation tried the "Gang of Four"
<snow_> hahaha
<gmanray> lol
<doop> LOL
<Ozio> lol |
#309858* (?/31) ⚐Flag
caliquiksilver: ok, so what type of work should I get into to go to CES and other type events?
WarpKat: booth babe? |
#308443* (?/28) ⚐Flag
< Su-Shee> DrCurl and MrWget, the new horror story of a two faced man, written by the internet.Comment: freenode #perl
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#310130* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<RobotMoose> why are all routers fucking shit
<TheBadSpoon> are they linksys
<RobotMoose> obviously |
#309429* (?/28) ⚐Flag
* Lilly applies glitter to ktemkin[work]
* Turaiel watches as ktemkin bursts into flames
<Turaiel> He has a negative reaction to happy things. You should have expected this.
<ktemkin[work]> Why do you assume I have a negative reaction to happy things?
<Turaiel> Because you just burst into flames when covered in glitter.
<ktemkin[work]> Glitter is not a happy thing.
<ktemkin[work]> It gets /everywhere/.
<Turaiel> Glitter is ALWAYS HAPPY
<Turaiel> When it gets everywhere it's just spreading the happy like a HAPPY CANCER
<Turaiel> Soon your life is overrun with happiness and no amount of vacuuming will make it go away completely
<ktemkin[work]> I am going to call the mental hospital, and they are going to take you away.
* Turaiel tosses glitter everywhere!
<Turaiel> WHEEEEEComment: #twokinds on Nightstar
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#303022* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<Denial> This fuck doll is a pain in this ass to blow up.
* Fean changes topic to '[21:34] <Denial> This fuck doll is a pain in this ass to blow up.'
<Denial> Bullshit, you were afk.Comment: #Denial, Swiftirc.net
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#311560* (?/29) ⚐Flag
<mechanicjay> Remember folks, it's okay to be a mother fucker, as long as it's someone else's mother.
<joe_z> your own grandmother is OK then? |
#303815* (?/61) ⚐Flag
Psycho: according to the Heisenburg uncertainty principle
Psycho: the molecules
Psycho: of my dick
Psycho: were in your mouth
taktoa: according to uncertainty
taktoa: I am having sex with Megan Fox right now
Psycho: you win |
#307522* (?/58) ⚐Flag
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<@Frylock> grebnaks: NEVER fucking do that again |
#308200* (?/58) ⚐Flag
<+Lolenheimer> Roses are red, violets are blue, Vodka costs less than dinner for two~ |
#303453* (?/55) ⚐Flag
[Note that this is a PG-13 rated channel...]
* Orochi is now known as Dick_Saucer
<+Dick_Saucer> Saaaau~ceeerrrrrrr
* Dick_Saucer is now known as Orochi
<+Orochi> ...wait, FUCK, wrong network entirely
<+Orochi> grrrr
<Turaiel> NICE
<Panyk|Felid> ...what is the RIGHT network for that? |
#303711* (?/55) ⚐Flag
Elions: after a week of trying to do so
Elions: i've discovered i am physically unable to grow a bearComment: s/bear/beard/
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#301915* (?/55) ⚐Flag
baka.yuki@live.com says:
The single
baka.yuki@live.com says:
worst error
baka.yuki@live.com says:
i ever made
baka.yuki@live.com says:
bar NONE
baka.yuki@live.com says:
i was doing some work on a corporate server that was running drupal, and the drupal was controlling like 5 corporate websites
baka.yuki@live.com says:
well i had created a sandbox website
baka.yuki@live.com says:
and i went to clear the directory
Alister says:
eeeeesh
baka.yuki@live.com says:
rm -rf *
baka.yuki@live.com says:
didn't realize
baka.yuki@live.com says:
i had cd .. 'd
baka.yuki@live.com says:
deleted the WHOLE CORPORATE CLUSTER
Alister says:
hahahahahahaha
baka.yuki@live.com says:
the only thing i was thinking was "Gee there sure are alot of files in this sandbox"
Alister says:
then it slowly dawned on you?
baka.yuki@live.com says:
well it actually all dawned on me at once when i got a rather urgent phone call telling me every web cloud application had just crashed
baka.yuki@live.com says:
then i was like "....OHHHHH..."Comment: the curse of pry strikes again...
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#304050* (?/55) ⚐Flag
<@KearV1> wonder where I can get a jesus robe...
<@KearV1> it looks comfy but then you would think if it were that comfy ppl wouldn't be walking around in pants
<Joel> I think it's more the lack of accidental junk flashing that makes pants more popular.
<Luke> are you saying jesus used to flash his junk?
<Joel> Well, Jesus probably used his Jesus powers to not. But other people probably will.
<Robe> jesus power 1. walking on water, jesus power 2. rising from the dead. jesus power 3 turning water into wine. jesus power 4. not flashing your junk when walking around in a robe.
<Joel> He's some sort of floating, drunk, non-flashing Jewish zombie |
#304647* (?/55) ⚐Flag
<IllFlower> <ponicalica> are you going to look up Vocaloid lesbian incest rape? <-- You know, I just realized that I read over this sentence without batting an eye. I keep having these moments of self-realization where I go "what is /wrong/ with me?"
<IllFlower> Then I blissfully ignore this self-realization and go on with my life. |
#301052* (?/55) ⚐Flag
<&Adventureman> what have you collected so far?
<&jelly> well i just buy it for the gold/silver content mostly, so i buy what i can find for a good price relative to the value of the metal content
<&jelly> ive got four european coins, one belgian, one french, one german and one clogese one, its got unpronouncable dutch writing on it
<&jelly> three british sovereigns
<&jelly> two south african krugerrands
<&jelly> a handful of chinese pandas
<+eggnog> and a partridge in a pear treeeeeeeee |
#304375* (?/52) ⚐Flag
ColeHeartly: !8ball Will Evan die in a terrible accident involving a bus full of japanese tourists, a ball point pen, an owl, and 12 gallons of whipped topping?
billybot101: You may rely on it. |
#304745* (?/49) ⚐Flag
<dialga> how do u put internet on a ds
<@scampy> you download the internet onto a floppy disk and then insert it into your ds
<dialga> i tried that |
#258722* (?/49) ⚐Flag
<racer> it's time we taught that annoying israeli (aka Vloody) a lesson!
<iBh|123> indeed
*** Joins: Vloody (vloody@***.net.il)
*** Joins: hitler (adolf@***.de)
<racer> \o
<iBh|123> \0
<BuurVrouw> \o
<cuky> \o
<xenic> \o
<mae> \o
*** Quits: Vloody (god damn nazis...) |
#307497* (?/49) ⚐Flag
(discussing what it would be like if other professions got "Indiana Jonesed")
SeySayux: I'd have an idea for a quadriology centering about a sysadmin if you want... "The Bug Tracker", "The Bug Tracker: Return of Trac", "The Bug Tracker: Bugzilla's Revenge", "The Bug Tracker: Jira's Reign"
SeySayux: It would involve more violence than you think.
SeySayux: Starring:
SeySayux: SeySayux as "root"
SeySayux: Debian 5 as "The Operating System"
SeySayux: Apache HTTPD as "Web Server"
SeySayux: GCC as "Compiler"
SeySayux: And featuring a brief cameo of Windows 7 as "Incarnation of Pain"
SeySayux: "What is this writing?" - "It's an ancient tome written in an unknown language. He who can wield it has unimaginable powers over the Bug Trackers. The Old Ones had a word for it: a Manual". "Then we must decypher this Manual! It's our only chance!" "Not so fast, young beetle. No one has ever decyphered a Manual."
SeySayux: "Take the Manual now, and leave". As soon as root touches the manual, the dungeon starts to collapse. In fear he almost drops the manual, as strange, otherwordly beings come falling through the ceiling as comets. "What's going on?" "No time. Take the Manual and run." root and his mentor run as fast as they can through the narrow passages. "What were those?" "Error Messages." "Error Messages?" "Protectors of the Manual." "Aaargh!" shrieks root, as the Error Messages are coming after him in the tunnel. "They protect the Manual from those that they do not deem worthy."
SeySayux: "In here", says the mentor, when he drags root into a sideways passage. Just when they turn, the ceiling behind them collapses, blocking the error messages but also the exit. "Are they... gone?" "For now. Error messages cannot be killed. They will start multiplying, unless we do something." "What a--" "That is not our concern now. Our primary concern is getting out of here. Then we can deal with those pesky errors." |
#307091* (?/49) ⚐Flag
<apachelogger> "when a pony does a good deed he gets a horn and he becomes a unicorn and he poops out cotton candy until he forgets he's magical ... and then his horn falls off"
<apachelogger> see
<apachelogger> that is the sort of wisdom I look for in a tv program |
#307085* (?/49) ⚐Flag
Wildman: So...
Wildman: are you thinking what i'm thinking?
Wildman: Skype + Magicka
Holl: haha, no
Holl: not tonight
Holl: have to get up early to talk to the girlfriend
Wildman: Oh, didn't realise it was your vaginnnnaa typing
Wildman: soffft
Wildman: haha
Holl: it's true, i'm whipped
Holl: fairly happy about it
Wildman: yeah but so am i
Holl: high five
Holl: if we're allowed
Wildman: I'll have to check
Holl: me too |