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#302576* (?/19) ⚐Flag
<TonyTheFox> my nose vibrates a lot when i sneeze XD
<meanderLap> lmao what
<TonyTheFox> it does XD
<meanderLap> get some tuning forks or a microphone or seismic sensor, pinpoint the frequency at which it resonates
<meanderLap> and then tell me what that resonant frequency is
<meanderLap> because then id add a carrier at that frequency or one of its harmonics to every mp3 i sent you so when you listened your nose would gently vibrate throughout the whole thing
<meanderLap> OR you could configure all bass frequency to be re-routed through that, so itd be like a bult in bass shaker
<meanderLap> OR OR OR
<meanderLap> you could generate it at 180 degree phase so it would cancel out your nose-blow-vibrationsComment: #equilibrium
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#311464* (?/19) ⚐Flag
<SlickG> You know what I need to not do
<SlickG> purge a codebase and restart because it gets clunky
* the very next day...
<SlickG> time to purge this codebase |
#309207* (?/122) ⚐Flag
Me: Wow, QDB.us accepted a boatload of new quotes today?
You: Wow, really?
Me: No, just yanking your chain.Comment: Wake up QDB staff
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#307547* (?/50) ⚐Flag
<@Frigolit> you're a stylesheet :3
<+secrgb> Frigolit: yo mamma is a stylesheet
<~ersi> and she's so phat the browser needs several connections to load that shizzle
<~ersi> boom!
<@Frigolit> and she's cascaded
<@Frigolit> >_>
<+CampGareth> she's just CS, cascaded sheet, that biatch ain't got no style
<@Frigolit> ;DComment: #phractured
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#304464* (?/50) ⚐Flag
<nvidhive> I let a girl put a bottle in my ass last night, so it really doesn't matter
<nvidhive> and I got hit by a car
<nvidhive> I mean
<nvidhive> last nigth was a mess |
#301974* (?/47) ⚐Flag
<Apocrypha> but she's gotta chillax
<&Dritz> did you really just say chillax
<&Dritz> I want to kick you SO HARD right now
<&Dritz> but that would be bad opermanship. I must contain.
<&Dritz> joannac_: see those therapy sessions are working
<scgtrp> Dritz: you can op me and let me do it for you XD
<&Dritz> ...'kay
* Dritz gives channel half-operator status to scgtrp
* scgtrp has kicked Apocrypha from #applestoapples (scgtrp)
* Dritz removes channel half-operator status from scgtrp
<&Dritz> Pleasure doin business with ya.
<scgtrp> that was fun. :D |
#304585* (?/47) ⚐Flag
<beinghuman> sadomasochism poses a serious issue to the idea of hell
<beinghuman> I mean... wouldn't that be their heaven?Comment: #reddit
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#301018* (?/47) ⚐Flag
<Bupkis> Fuck it. I'm firing up a synth and composing an operatic version.
<chris_ace2> Awesome :)
<Bupkis> It's going to be a lot of work since I'm shit as far as theory goes but I'll just go by ear
<Bupkis> how hard can it be to write a symphony
<chris_ace2> I could write 20 in my sleep
<Bupkis> Sometimes when I wipe my ass and examine the tissue it comes out in music notation. One order of Mexican food gets me a concerto. |
#300497* (?/47) ⚐Flag
<Kologotov> I'm having to insect-icide some insects after I was sold a loaf of bread that contained a nest of flies.
<Kologotov> I feel like I'm getting brain damage from chemical fumes.
<Kologotov> I bought some kind of electric death trap, too.
<Kologotov> But it was less dramatic than I had expected.
<Fax> you were expecting little lightning bolts weren't you?
<Fax> Man, Tesla must have had like no bugs around his lab |
#307585* (?/47) ⚐Flag
<Snuggletummy> Rose, welcome to the world of Aspergers.
<Snuggletummy> Oh, and Feline AIDS.
<Rose> I'm only borderline on the first one and to the best of my knowledge I do not have the second.
<gloomp> I dunno, I mean, you are named after a sex cat.
<Rose> No no no.
<Rose> I'm named after a catgirl. The sex part is entirely my imagination.
<Rose> That's where all my sex takes place. ;___; |
#307797* (?/47) ⚐Flag
<Caspercom> Stupid furries. How do they work.
<Xeross> Caspercom: magnets!
* Caspercom makes a mental note to take a magnet with him next time he visits Xeross
<WebDragon> you want to test his "animal magnetism", Caspercom ?
<WebDragon> xD
* WebDragon runs
* Caspercom explodes in a mess of scales and rage mode |
#307654* (?/44) ⚐Flag
<~Orochi> I'm not entirely convinced my brain is physically in my skull
<@Kit> It's in your cock, instead.
<@Kit> ^^ You asked for it.
<~Orochi> nah I don't think its there either, as much as I beat the fuck out of that thing, I'd be a vegetable by now if it wasComment: #Demonpop, irc.nightstar.net
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#307689* (?/44) ⚐Flag
< Ancalagon> I'm sorry, I missed a conversation about pooping?
< Ancalagon> Damnit!
< Ancalagon> Ironically I was in the bathroom. |
#307724* (?/44) ⚐Flag
<kd7jwc-ag> hello Raggs
<Raggs> howdy
<kd7jwc-ag> what cha doing?
<Raggs> homework
<Raggs> finance
<kd7jwc-ag> i am trying to talk to satellites
<Raggs> ok, talk loud |
#306994* (?/44) ⚐Flag
* You are now known as Fran_Tarkenton
<Mr_Shifty> LOL
* zorgon is now known as Mean_Joe_Greene
* Fran_Tarkenton scrambles
* Mr_Shifty is now known as John_Davidson
* Mean_Joe_Greene chases Fran_Tarkenton
<John_Davidson> wait
<John_Davidson> I thought we were doing a "That's Incredible!" reunion show |
#308873* (?/44) ⚐Flag
<MrGurns> *Mellence* kept hearing me say 'sexual innuendo' as 'sexual nintendo' last night.
<MrGurns> Although, now that I think about it, there really isn't any difference as a nerd though... |
#303651* (?/44) ⚐Flag
<duckmaster> right. well the Health Protection Agency couldn't work it out immediately so presumably its something unusual. so why is it wrong to call the emergency services when you're dribbling blood out your arse because of an undiagnosed sudden illness??
<Tesseraction> homosexuality isn't an undiagnosed sudden illness |
#304864* (?/44) ⚐Flag
<Chewy> While I am a furry
<Chewy> I am not into beastiality
* zz_Chiri is now known as Chiri
<SumWon> Chiri, leave now, while you still can!
<Chiri> wut
<Chewy> I REFUSE TO SHOVE MY ERECT PENIS INTO A DOGS TAILHOLE
<SumWon> Too late.
<Chiri> oh ffs |
#304567* (?/44) ⚐Flag
<+KHDN> You know what would be awesome? If there really was a second coming and Jesus was *exactly* the way he'd have to have been from a historical perspective. As in, "an unkempt Jewish zealot with dark hair and skin". Quite a few fundamentalists would probably suffer an instant heart attack. :P
<+seanc> That'd be less than awesome. It'd mean that the jealous, bloodthirsty, racist, sexist, homophobic bastard in the bible is real.
<+KHDN> Yeah, but imagine Glenn Beck's /face/ . That'd be /worth/ an eternity in hell.Comment: #geekfurs
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#302715* (?/9) ⚐Flag
Thalagyrt: andres just rebooted a server
Thalagyrt: and i was logged in
Thalagyrt: he asked me "hey James are you on mylamp2?"
Thalagyrt: "yeah"
Thalagyrt: "i'm gonna whack it, it'll be up soon"
Thalagyrt: i sent a wall
Thalagyrt: "Andres is whacking it."
Thalagyrt: then immediately after comes the message from root: "The system is going down for reboot NOW!" |
#302325* (?/9) ⚐Flag
<Afoxi> ouch, i clicked on my youtube profile and i read this at the bottom: Friends - You have no Friends. |
#302411* (?/9) ⚐Flag
<Clive> Did you ever visit the old Bullring shopping centre?
<Clive> That was one of the most terrifying experiences of my life.
<Clive> For some reason, my family was visiting the area.
<Clive> My mum started getting uneasy immediately. I took a little longer to form a more studied view on the matter.
<Clive> Then I politely pointed out (and I was, what, thirteen at the time?) that the police were going round in threes, with two police dogs, and still looking jittery. Therefore, I proposed that if my parents didn't help me leave right away I was going to ask the police to get me out of there alive. |
#302449* (?/9) ⚐Flag
<+Nekobwaah> @lart Little_Death
* Little_Death signs Nekobwaah up for AOL for trying to make me lart myself
<+Nekobwaah> ...ouch, I just canceled that shit last month
<@luke-jr> Nekobwaah: liar
<+Nekobwaah> luke-jr: Truth, I had AOL for the first 16 years of my life
<@luke-jr> Nekobwaah: but AOL is impossible to cancel
<@luke-jr> therefore, you lie
<+Nekobwaah> It used to be, but I never canceled my account
<+Nekobwaah> I just switched to the $0.00 price plan
<+Nekobwaah> Seems to be working |
#302496* (?/9) ⚐Flag
<cimon> If I had a dime for all the times I was contacted by banks to inform me my passwords were going to expire, I would have an account in all of them. |
#302553* (?/9) ⚐Flag
<HarmoNicks> I just had a cool idea
<HarmoNicks> I reckon you could make an image folder
<HarmoNicks> where if you clicked through it really quickly it'd be animated
<HarmoNicks> like a flick-book
<HarmoNicks> a load of images, but you'd be able to watch it like a movie
<Rosti_LFC> so a GIF, basically
<HarmoNicks> ... yeah
<HarmoNicks> :\ |