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#307351* (?/32) ⚐Flag
<DML> Hmm. I need to figure out a way to produce "Classicore" to see if my pen pal's theory that you can create any new genre by simply taking an existing genre, using the worst of it, and adding '-core' to the end holds true with non-mainstream music.
<Celti> It would be nothing but remixes of Pachebel's Canon with too much cello.
<DML> Heh. And with an annoying synthesized background track. |
#308551* (?/32) ⚐Flag
<Sho_> i actually contemplated getting a new cat before things evolved between the former miss itscomplicated and me
<Sho_> but now i would suck for the cat
<tdfischer> you would what
<Adityab> Sho_: You mean you would perform fellatio to get pussy?
<Sho_> err |
#308236* (?/32) ⚐Flag
< ryanakca> How can I have irssi not hilight something in a particular channel?
< tmr> trigger.pl could help.
< phlux> trigger.pl has got to be the most versatile script available for irssi
< phlux> Every time I need to figure something out, someone suggests trigger.pl
< vhasi> so what you're saying is... people are trigger happy?
** vhasi puts on sunglasses |
#303244* (?/32) ⚐Flag
< gws_> will $myvar[$index][] = $somethingelse; append $somethingelse to the end of an array stored at $index in $myvar, or just make the parser tell me to lay off the crack?
<@Blake> PHP never tells you to lay off the crack
<@Blake> because PHP itself is on crackComment: #nerdparadise
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#311102* (?/32) ⚐Flag
<mrjester> <OBLIGATORY YOUR MOTHER JOKE>
<tweakism> Yo mamma so fat, IPv6 is insufficient to address her PAN.
<mrjester> </OBLIGATORY YOUR MOTHER JOKE> |
#295134* (?/32) ⚐Flag
<Cazov> your semantics are upsetting my careful balance
<Cazov> my chi is flowing in the wrong direction and the feng shui of my apartment is backwards now
<Cazov> I'm too weak to move my dining table so now I'm going to die |
#303661* (?/78) ⚐Flag
This wasn't me, but a friend of mine called me up one day during his first playthrough of Final Fantasy VII. He was up to the bit where you fight Jenova in the Whirlwind Maze in Disc 2, but kept dying, so he was looking for advice on how I did it. I kept explaining it was the easiest boss fight in the game, and you couldn't actually lose if you had at least one Fire Ring or Fire Amulet, but he kept calling bullshit, saying he had those, and thought I was being a deliberately unhelpful asshole. We nearly fell out over this, so I told him I'd come over to SHOW him how easy it was.
We booted up the save, and I jumped into the menu. I couldn't believe it. Everyone was on their initial equipment. He hadn't changed a single weapon, armour or accessory since the start of the game. He said "yeah, I keep picking those things up, but they don't seem to be changing anything". Much as I wanted to slap him for being a fool, I couldn't help but be impressed he'd made it so far. |
#303115* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<Kitten> !eightball will you shoot me?
<Alaric> Kitten: Naturally.
<Kitten> !roulette
* Alaric has kicked Kitten from #twokinds (BANG!)
* Alaric reloads and spins the chambers.Comment: That bot...Man.
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#303079* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<Namida> Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
<NLK> that made no sense
<Namida> yes it did
<NLK> please rephrase
<Namida> Has any person truly gone to such an extreme as deciding that they should use even the extremity of going to the desire to perform the appearance of being more similar to? |
#297978* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<drachir> I invited my elderly neighbour to my party on Saturday
<drachir> I hope she doesn't turn up
<Penises> why did you invited him then?
<`Blue> That was a stupid thing
<Penises> >_>
<drachir> I'm moving next week
<drachir> I mentioned it
<drachir> and said that we were having people over Saturday
<drachir> so that she won't mind noise
<drachir> then it just came out
<`Blue> lawl
<drachir> party is a bunch of 18/19 year olds intent on getting fucked
<Saikano> lol
<drachir> she is 74 year old recent widow |
#222118* (?/35) ⚐Flag
< Chousuke> if you can't solve x + 3 = 2, you suck
< Spreadsheet> x = 1
< Spreadsheet> waitComment: ##club-ubuntu on irc.freenode.net
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#300248* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<Kingofgamemasters> i need a town or city in europe
<Kingofgamemasters> i dont know of any
<Dino> a map?
<Dino> london?
<Dino> you know
<Dino> its not that hard
<Kingofgamemasters> i dont know anything about europe, towns, locations, or even how to find it on a map
<Cameron> Lol
<Dino> a product of US schooling
<Dino> you fail so hard
<Dino> its not even funny |
#307082* (?/35) ⚐Flag
< braaapp> yeah i got ticketed for obstructing a public place and terroristic threats for sitting on a newspaper box outside of walgreens
< sunabozu> what defines terroristics threats?
< signal11> terrorising 1% of the old lady population at walgreens
< braaapp> this was like right after 911. the cop shoved me off the box and i told him allah was coming for him
< signal11> ah, well that explains it
< signal11> still sounds like an asshole cop |
#268526* (?/36) ⚐Flag
<Lupich> I need a girlfriend
<Lupich> she'd save me so much bandwidth |
#205470* (?/39) ⚐Flag
commie628: so this guy at work introduced himself to me today
commie628: he's like, my name is corey]
commie628: and i said, NO GET AWAY FROM ME, I ALREADY KNOW SOMEONE NAMED COREY AND I DONT WANT TO BE CONFUSED
commie628: so he told my boss im crazy
John Vega: wtf?
commie628: it was pretty funny
commie628: to me, not to everyone else in the store
commie628: and theres this other guy
commie628: i always see him holding hot dogs and sausage
commie628: cus he works in meat, but its like thats all he ever does
commie628: and sometimes hes in the bathroom with me
commie628: and its awkward
commie628: cus theres one urinal, and instead of pissing in the toilets, he stands behind me like hes in line
commie628: hes creeping me out
commie628: but, if i ever want a job in the meat department....i know how to get it |
#305572* (?/39) ⚐Flag
<ben_alman> omg hi
<ben_alman> i haven't said much in here lately
<ben_alman> hope things are good with everyone
<panjohnl> We've all changed. We're dog people now, and think .NET is the greatest platform ever.
<jspath> also, we've switched to mootools
<panjohnl> We're building widgets, but only in Java |
#305587* (?/38) ⚐Flag
SUPERKOOL: Can you murder with PHP?
VaatixGanon: Anytime.
VaatixGanon: <?php if (alive==true) murder($person)l else echo "Dead already. Next." ?>
mack has disconnected: Connection reset by peer
Silverhawk79: Oh shit.
VaatixGanon: Ahahahah.Comment: #nsider on Chatspike
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#303770* (?/38) ⚐Flag
<AkumaWolf> Azazel's right.. if you have hands and genitals, you can NEVER be bored! :P |
#300435* (?/38) ⚐Flag
<@JoeTheAncientOne> I LIKE YOU
<@JoeTheAncientOne> YOU LIKE ME
<@JoeTheAncientOne> LETS HAVE SEX BEHIND THAT TREE
<@JoeTheAncientOne> /barney tune |
#302956* (?/39) ⚐Flag
<miaow1> I'm Josef Fritzl and No Windows was my idea. |
#303999* (?/41) ⚐Flag
<Pryoidain> I want a PDP-11 with 10 acoustic couplers
<Pryoidain> 10 stolen phone lines
<Pryoidain> and 2-3 gallons of coffee
<asaph> a scarier cluster of words has yet to be uttered at 2AM. |
#301222* (?/41) ⚐Flag
<Neil> poetip: quoth the raven, netsplit more |
#307583* (?/41) ⚐Flag
Ducksink: the best toy I ever had was the one given to me at birth
Populus: mine always got tangled upComment: Talking about slinkies
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#305671* (?/41) ⚐Flag
* Orange joined #n
<Yanni> Hey Chimpane.
<Yanni> Where Chimpane is to chimpanzee as Orange is to orangutan.
<Yanni> That actually works out as a good indication of how much sleep I need.
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#302869* (?/19) ⚐Flag
<@Kool> bro no joke, I saw the sexiest swedish chick giving herself anal on one of those pop-up alarm-clocks at my uncle's house |