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#310844 (42/50) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<wabewalkr> Oh, I dunno. Ignorance is bliss.
<zompist> then why aren't more people happy? |
#310589 (44/50) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Walnut> Sonic the Hedgehog has never had a bad game
<Walnut> unrelated I have amnesia dating back to 1994 |
#81636 (2551/3159) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<wasabi> 0_0
<wasabi> gonna be one fucker of a day
<jeeb> howso?
<wasabi> walked past the server room...
<wasabi> The boss was sitting in there with a box of sphagetti noodles...
<wasabi> slowly pushing one in at a time into the server fan on an old P3 system
<wasabi> giggling like a school girl while the fan made this horrendously loud, high-pitched sawing sound
<wasabi> noodle shrapnel flying back at his black suite (covered in it)
<wasabi> That's why...
<jeeb> 0_0 |
#70696 (668/818) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<triavox> dont. type. anything. teacher. looking. over. shoulder. freaking. me. out.
<triavox> ya lady i mean you
<triavox> no i wont do you the decency of turning around
<triavox> .. brb |
#55421 (432/526) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<kayla> what you doin?
<livefyre> reading wikipedia for fun
<kayla> why you reading that?
<livefyre> Cause it makes me feel like less of a nerd with no life when I see a nine page article about lightsabers. |
#56782 (487/593) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
boudi24: what do u use to protect ur computer from all kinds of viruses and adwares and spywares and pop ups...
boudi24: ?
metsoc30: common sense mostly
boudi24: what's that ?
boudi24: is it a program ? |
#14967 (2418/2991) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<[Ht]Fro> Here in canada we have a special program to deal with the homeless...it's called winter |
#117518 (2499/3099) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Rijnzael> correcting wrongs on the internet is like subtracting 1 from infinity |
#115600 (517/633) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<D-side> tbo: yeah, something like 20% of students who responded to the survey said they would give up the right to vote permenantly if they were given an ipod touch.
<D-side> know what i say to that?
<D-side> BUY THEM IPODS |
#93358 (2875/3565) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Invisceo: If i don't get at least a 175 on the LSAT, i'll have to fly to NY and jump off the Empire State Building
Styling Dan: dude, jump off the world trade towers
Styling Dan: they are much higher
Kazooie197: Not anymore :|
Styling Dan: what?
Styling Dan: yeah, Im pretty sure they are the tallest building in new york
Invisceo: dude, where have YOU been?
Styling Dan: what?
Kazooie197: I'm probably taller than the remaining rubble
Styling Dan: what do you mean
Styling Dan: rubble!??1?
Styling Dan: WHAT THE FUCK?! |
#304899 (396/482) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<dd7> i think newegg forgot to put my item in the package
<dd7> all they sent was packing peanuts
<dd7> i'm not exactly upset; they're fun to play with and stuff
<dd7> but i sure could have used that hard drive |
#142884 (2348/2910) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Elliotd123> How many members of a certain demographic does it take to screw in a light bulb?
<Elliotd123> A finite number. One to screw in the lightbulb, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question. |
#310551 (198/238) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[MobileJovian] If something is objective only for one person, then it's not objective
[MobileJovian] That's sort of the exact definition of subjectivity
[Me-me] maybe for you it is
[MobileJovian] I see what you did there. |
#53347 (488/596) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Phaze: When I was signing the paper for my driving permit
Phaze: I couldn't remember whether " or ' was feet
Phaze: So uh
Phaze: I'm 6 inches tall now
Phaze: :( |
#58822 (509/623) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
richienumerouno: so i thought i lost my wallet but it turns out i just had someone elses pants on
richienumerouno: how can something like that happen |
#47782 (537/659) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(TurboDttL) A mate of mine said that he could send files to me faster than ANYONE on the planet (he has something insanely fast)
(TurboDttL) So I said "bring it on"
(TurboDttL) "allright then!" says he
(TurboDttL) I said "I BET you that I can get 100 gig to you faster than you can send it to me!"
(TurboDttL) He started sending stuff over the net
(TurboDttL) I took a 200 gig drive out of my machine and drove to his house.
(TurboDttL) Never underestimate the bandwidth of a car load of mass storage.
(Broxi) hahah cheater |
#61349 (8119/10141) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<SenioR> whahahah fravec! I fucked your mother!!
<@Fravec> Dad, buzz off, I'm talking to friends here...Comment: never teach your dad how to use IRC
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#60531 (577/709) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<froglars> How do you fellows organise your game collections?
<@Terror> alphabetically
<&Joomla> well
<&Joomla> i have categories
<&Joomla> one is 'games i am currently playing'
<&Joomla> those are located inside their respective game systems
<&Joomla> the other category is 'all my other games'
<&Joomla> those are placed haphazardly in a big pile beside my tv |
#83969 (480/588) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Karg> I had a buddy once who thought it'd be real cool to huff glue.
<Karg> He was standing like in the middle of our group and he's like "hey guys, check this shit!"
<Karg> So he gets this glue.
<Karg> On the first huff he squeezes the bottle and ends up gluing his nose shut.
<Karg> Funniest hospital visit ever. |
#311639 (34/42) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<moaz> wastrel> do you happen to be a doctor by any chance
<moaz> i have a really bad cold
<Afrix> apple a day will keep the wastrel away
<moaz> well there's a reason i use android
<wastrel> i'm the phd kind of doctor not the md kind
<wastrel> i have a doctorate in not being particularly good at nything |
#310122 (106/126) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Aragan> ... okay, I have determined that is not lightning.
<Aragan> That is artillery.
<Theogrin> Sturm und drang? What're ya playing, Aragan?
<Aragan> Call of Duty: College Life Near an Army Base.Comment: From #ragnarokwisdom, irc.esper.net
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#307555 (178/214) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Sarig: problem with satelites is ping
Sarig: You don't know what lightspeed is until you try to game over a geostationary satelite |
#224378 (1828/2268) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
*** Joins: Skrail (~Pleinair@8B4C4265.CA199EBB.127733F1.IP)
<Skrail> Well, I obviously didn't think that one through
<Skrail> So, my USB stuff was acting silly, so I decided to reload the kernel usb drivers in an attempt to fix things.
<Skrail> So I happily type sudo rmmod usbhid into the terminal, tap enter on my keyboard, and then had an epiphany.
<Skrail> "Why," I thought to myself, "I'm using a USB keyboard and mouse!" |
#307813 (273/331) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<+Emmy> It's a good thing I've got a nokia.
<+Emmy> I kinda accidentally threw it against a wall >.<
<+Akuma> Emmy: oh shit! is your wall okay?! |
#311241 (52/58) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<technoid> All of the shirts say "slimmer fit". Are there any "unix admin" sized ones? |
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