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#85592 (577/781) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* Apo[Herpes] is now known as Apo[Heroes]
<+Apo[Heroes]> WHY DIDN'T ANY TELL ME IT SAID HERPES?!!!
<+xpCynic> it looked intentional...
<+Apo[Heroes]> it wasn'tComment: irc.esper.net #rohmacking
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#60531 (577/709) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<froglars> How do you fellows organise your game collections?
<@Terror> alphabetically
<&Joomla> well
<&Joomla> i have categories
<&Joomla> one is 'games i am currently playing'
<&Joomla> those are located inside their respective game systems
<&Joomla> the other category is 'all my other games'
<&Joomla> those are placed haphazardly in a big pile beside my tv |
#304248 (576/798) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Sebas> So on his death bed, Tiger Woods' grandad told him "Tiger... If you want to be the best some day, concentrate on your golf, and fuck everything else." |
#261519 (575/679) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<greenocide> Had to give report over censorship today.
<greenocide> So I put in a pr0n vid and they made me turn it off. |
#200090 (575/691) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<GreenCobra> We have a very simple policy here: arguing with the mods is allowed, winning an argument against the mods will get you banned. |
#29205 (575/759) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<NES> lol
<NES> I download something from Napster
<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
<NES> "getting my song back fucker" |
#164080 (574/734) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Stueh> Well I think the turning point in our relationship was when I said something weird (as a joke) and kinda freaked her out
<DamnedPixie> and that was?
<Stueh> Well we were having sex
<Stueh> And I wanted to say something for a laugh
<Stueh> So I was like "I wish I were you right now." |
#30168 (574/696) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<J3anyus> something is wrong when a girl comes in and tells my roommate "you're such a nerd!" and i think to myself "no he's not, he doesn't even know how to compile a linux kernel!" |
#62011 (573/721) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Zok> One of my asshole friends got on my facebook account
<Zok> Because he has a key logger on his computer
<Zok> And I didn't know
<Zok> So he uses my acccount to post on MY wall saying
<Zok> Talking about how I'm coming out and shit
<Zok> And all my friends are like "well it's about time!"
<Zok> wtf?! |
#55462 (573/769) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
DaRk^ Has joined #Ghetto
<DaRk^> Sup Niggaz.
<johnyy> sup foo
<BFMV> sup foo
<Kenz> Yo nig.
<tonydakid> sup foo
<johnyy> we are all white right ?
<tonydakid> yep
<BFMV> yep
<Kenz> yep
<DaRk^> yep
<johnyy> k |
#27348 (571/709) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[21:19:59] <stillstudy> weird
[21:20:04] * stillstudy finds 2 leaves in his text book
[21:20:15] <stillstudy> mkae that 4
[21:20:16] <stillstudy> wtf
[21:20:20] <stillstudy> this book is reverting to being a tree |
#301942 (570/682) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Ryan> I had my car broken into. They ignored my two laptops, but instead took my iPhone charger and 3 cans of Grape Soda from my cooler. |
#150312 (570/760) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Amul Muzz said:
Why do I get the feeling that this is really a mob, just waiting for someone to say something they do not agree with?
chrismjr said:
That's the best description for the internet I've ever heard |
#294698 (569/785) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Rjx_> the hairiest guy I know is turkish
<@Rjx_> he shaved his stomach one day and found out he had a six-pack
<@Rjx_> and was really happy |
#117620 (569/743) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Evader: nothing beats a caffiene high when reading a good book
Evader: kicks the imagination into overdrive
Quixote: I'll bet a light dose of psychedelics would beat a caffeine high.
Evader: no, then the vowels would segregate from the union and you'd have an alphabetical civil war on your hands
Evader: if you REALLY fuck up, the numbers will come in as peacekeepers and proceed to draw out a year long campaign to 'resolve the conflict' while secretly stealing all the punctuation |
#32465 (569/705) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Chin^> My sister caught me jacking off the other week and calls me a pervert
<@Chin^> just the other day i walked into my room and caught my sister masturbating
<@Chin^> So she calls me a pervert again?!?
<@Chin^> there is no justice in the world...Comment: bash.org
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#74242 (568/726) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Captiivus: Dude, I'm going to hell.
Derek: why
Captiivus: We were talking in class about this homeless family some kids are donating to for christmas and shit
Captiivus: and one student commented that their little boy wanted legos for christmas
Captiivus: I say, "What's he going to do with legos, build a house?"
Captiivus: Dead silence. |
#29350 (568/732) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Kain> My grandma wants me to have a disco ball at her funeral.
<Kain> And she wants me to attach those invisible ropes to her corpse, and when the priest finishes the disco ball will come down, and disco will come on, and she'll start flying around the room.
<Kain> Seriously, this is what my grandma wants.
<SoulBain> Best.
<SoulBain> Grandma.
<SoulBain> Ever. |
#80931 (567/725) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<conner> All I know is, the World Of Warcraft entry in wikipedia is 20 pages long and the Personal Grooming entry is like 1 page with a picture of a cat licking its fur. |
#61431 (567/829) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<gnarfel> i run linux on my toaster
<gnarfel> granted theres no driver for the heater coils, but the fact that im eating open source toast warms the bread on its own |
#301623 (567/801) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Stingray_> Update: the situation is grim, folks. The RIAA have brought soldiers and are attempting to break into our offices. We've holed ourselves up in the server room, but we don't know how much longer we can hold..
<Stingray_> DISREGARD THAT. THE RIAA IS GREAT. WE HAVE NO TROUBLE WITH THE RIAA. PLEASE CONTINUE TO BUY RIAA-APPROVED MUSIC THROUGH YOUR STANDARD RIAA-APPROVED RETAIL OUTLETS. |
#105688 (566/708) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<QBeep> Reminds me of one of my fevorite moments...
<QBeep> I've just finished changing a tire that went flat on the way to delivering a pizza. I'm covered in mud, grease, and black tire grime.
<QBeep> My right hand is bleeding, my face is smudged.
<chillin_work> attractive
<QBeep> I'm standing on this customer's porch, with a pizza that was ordered from the Pizza Hut web site. The customer opens the door, and what falls out of my mouth is,
<QBeep> "Hi, ma'am, I'm from the Internet"... |
#80426 (565/799) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Zipper: wtf
Zipper: i'm too fuckin tired to be legally allowed to be awake
Zipper: i just pressed Windows+L to logoff
Zipper: and upon seeing the logon screen
Zipper: i typed my password to log back in.
Zipper: why?
Zipper: i have no fucking clue... |
#272777 (564/816) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Mango: I still haven't fixed my speakers and I wanted to watch a movie.
Mango: So I set the sound card to record from output,
Mango: used a softphone program to call my VoIP phone,
Mango: and had it play the movie to me over the phone.
Mango: God, I love being a geek :)
PID1|work: So Mango, you can truthfully say you have a hot actress on the phone just now? |
#146181 (564/992) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Rjx> my uncle used to tell me that there were 3 rings of marriage
<@Rjx> the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering |
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