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#294926 (536/762) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Metal_Wol> WTF is a l33t h4x0r anyway?
<Metal_Wol> That hurt my head just to fucking TYPE that.
<Momaw> Don't type with your head? |
#56930 (536/710) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<BobtheAvenger> how be you?
<GreyKnight> Currently trying to beat some C++ into submission
<GreyKnight> COMPILE YOU FREAK
<GreyKnight> I'm tempted to print the code out just so I can set fire to it |
#302106 (535/717) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Deadhope> I got fired from Wal-Mart today...
<RainbowHugz> nice. why'd you get fired ?
<Deadhope> I made a kid crap himself , he was stealing and i decided to stare at him like an angry pedophile while yelling , WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE?!?!?
<Deadhope> The kid ran away crying leaving a trail of shit. Atleast i didn't have to clean that.
<2Tone> haahahahahahahahaha
<RainbowHugz> Best...reason to be fired ever.., i'm in tears right now. |
#298261 (535/647) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<fetsuto> before there was private browsing, i used to use internet explorer for porn so i wouldn't clutter up firefox's history
<fetsuto> now i get horny every time i open ie |
#42137 (534/738) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Bisclaveret> Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?
<Bisclaveret> A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effort. Why do you hate America? |
#302208 (533/643) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<erin> Dammit, Windows! I KNOW the program is not responding. That's why I'm trying to close it. |
#59427 (533/671) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<adam> I need to work on my attention span
<adam> I went to find something to eat
<adam> ended up shaving |
#43688 (532/672) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<RedBeard> should i buy an xbox vga adapter for $75?
<RedBeard> i think i shall buy one.
<Syntacs> You could your TV.
<Hippo> He *could* his TV, Syntacs! That's right!
* Hippo pats Syntacs.
<Syntacs> I don't have time for verbs Hippo. I'm a man of action. I realize this may seem contradictory at first. |
#59187 (531/699) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<drzoot> funniest thing thats happened all day (its been a slow day), i just got a new dell poweredge 2850 server, so i open all the cartons, smell that new smell and then start going through the included cds. one of them is a quick install cd for windows server 2003 (im using it cause ive been told to not cause i want to). so i pop in the quick install cd to see how that goes and it boots isolinux and launches me into a x11 based windows quick install / config shell
<Ronz> you mean windows supports linux...?
<drzoot> no i mean dell has decided that its easier to do all the configuration and setup using linux and just copy the files over rather than actually use the windows installerComment: #gentoo
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#33428 (531/687) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<~kid[0]> odd
<~kid[0]> so friday
<~kid[0]> i drank alot of beer
<~kid[0]> yesterday i woke up feeling fine
<~kid[0]> today i wake p and my head hurts
<~kid[0]> wtf?
<+x24> lagComment: #gideontech
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#30 (531/1240) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<pezmasta> my band is gonna be called: rage against the answering machine |
#296994 (530/688) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Kat: You should have clocked how long you can hold it.
A V: well
A V: thats at least 90 minutes
A V: i know it was 90 min because i had fucking leekspin playing on loop
Kat: How disappointing
A V: and it clocked 90 minutes.
A V: yes, we fucked to leekspin.
A V: for 90 minutes
A V: and apparently i did well, because the next day, leekspin was her ringtone |
#287935 (530/702) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< liat> OH MY GOD
< liat> IT'S GONE TOO FAR
< liat> I just got slipped a card at work when I wasn't looking.
< liat> It's one that you can self-record.
< liat> I didn't want to open it, I had this feeling.
< liat> I did against my will.
< liat> I got rickrolled, by a god damn CARD.
< liat> NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP.. |
#29996 (530/996) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Rad_the_Hedgehog> !seen Jesus
<@DPI> Jesus is on the channel right now (as Ron) !
<+Ron> Oh my dad, I've been discovered. |
#51739 (528/678) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Clo Poud: my dad
Clo Poud: is pressuring me into buying a car
Rodri316: Clo Poud
Rodri316: Keep your dad's volume constant
Rodri316: and lower his body temperature
Clo Poud: rodri
Clo Poud: what the FUCK
Clo Poud: are you even TALKING ABOUT
Rodri316: according to Gay-Lussac's law, his pressure should decrease |
#56977 (526/714) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<evilAdmin> WTF!
<evilAdmin> Me and some co-workers saw V for Vendetta on Friday. One of my friends is completly obsessed with the movie.
<evilAdmin> So my buddy is missing today. He does the Unix and Linux shit in the office (I do hardware).
<evilAdmin> Then a white fuckin' van shows up mid 3PM that says "FOR YOUR PROTECTION" on the back. Some dude with a complete Guy Fawkes costume and mask hopes out, complete with boots, cape, tophat, (presumably) fake knifes, and a V Mask. Everyone is like "WTF!?1111!".
<evilAdmin> Dude comes upstairs and has "SYS V" printed on his back and "V SYS" on the front. He starts handing out floppies with AT&T System V (5) Unix on them. Doesn't say a fucking word. Everyone is clueless. The guy handed out like 300 floppies and nobody knows what to do with them.
<evilAdmin> Then he hops back into his white fan and drives away.
<evilAdmin> WTF??? |
#39110 (525/631) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<duckman> yo fubar
<Fubar> ya?
<duckman> wat u doin
<Fubar> guess...
<Fubar> it's something you have to do around 3 times a day or you can die very soon...
<duckman> masturbating?
<technic> mastubate?
<avin> masturbate?
<biggie> jerkin off?
<Fubar> ...
<Fubar> EATING! IM EATING |
#280368 (524/722) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
greggacam|Farming: What's "user intelligence too low" mean? |
#70284 (524/674) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<MSCaptain> man Im feeling stupid
<MSCaptain> what are the five senses again?
<MSCaptain> touch, taste, sound sight and what
<JDigital> spidey
<MSCaptain> yes thanks JD |
#65042 (524/652) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<stu14> Does Australia float around or is it stuck there
<Tom65789> Are you serious?Comment: irc.gg-center.net
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#57881 (524/678) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
-!- ians [~ians@206.73.209.94] has joined #berg
< ians> :-(
< jeriko> why the sad emoticon?
< ians> My name is depressing.
< jeriko> there's lots of people with the last name "gay", ians
< ians> Jeriko, my middle name is Robert.
< ians> I just received a letter from my bank titled to "I. R. Gay" |
#211206 (523/787) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Hxdor> k so
<Hxdor> i go and wake up and decide to wack one off..
<Hxdor> so my dad comes RUNNING INTO MY ROOM
<Hxdor> "OMG SOMEONES HACKING MY EMAIL"
<Hxdor> and
<Hxdor> "ARE YOU DOING IT?!"
<Hxdor> im like ".......oh. fuck."
<Hxdor> and i said "... dad, could you please go upstairs and wait anohter 2 mins please?"
<Hxdor> "are you hacking my email"
<Hxdor> and finally I said
<Hxdor> "dad, I'm jerking off here. how do you fucking expect me to hack your email while I watch porno and have my dick in one hand"
<Hxdor> he leaves |
#90649 (523/695) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<X> i want like
<X> a vagina for a week
<%Growly> Me too
<%Growly> Not on me
<%Growly> but access to one
<X> i'd want one on me
<X> just to see how it feels
<X> (AND USE IT TO STORE COINS AND VARIOUS ITEMS)
<%Growly> I'd call you creepy if I hadn't had that thought myself |
#54062 (523/677) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<frew> I hate it when people don't spell or adhere to proper rules of grammar on the Internet...
<frew> Why can't one take an extra two seconds to proofread?
<frew> It's not like your reading an essay...
*** frew has been kicked by fr_gment (Your = Possessive pronoun; You're = Contraction of "You Are.") |
#53737 (522/630) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
leet42: someone at the fortune cookie company has a sense of humor
leet42: "the fortune you seek is in another cookie" |
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