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#304441* (?/47) ⚐Flag
<Ford> Man
<Ford> If I were a woman, I'd be a lesbian
<omegawill> Really?
<omegawill> I don't know I mean I guess I hadn't thought about it
<omegawill> I guess if I were a woman I'd be an accountant |
#311605* (?/22) ⚐Flag
< mircean> I’m new to IRC, can someone see what I am writing?
< Sling> no
< mircean> oh |
#311415* (?/19) ⚐Flag
Optical Disc: so I played Sonic Generations in VR
Optical Disc: it was pretty cool for a few seconds before I vomited
Optical Disc: it was like
Optical Disc: really fast |
#311219* (?/35) ⚐Flag
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<bitchchecker> why do you kick me
<bitchchecker> can’t you discus normally
<bitchchecker> answer!
<Elch> we didn’t kick you
<Elch> you had a ping timeout: * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
<bitchchecker> what ping man
<bitchchecker> the timing of my pc is right
<bitchchecker> i even have dst
<bitchchecker> you banned me
<bitchchecker> amit it you son of a bitch
<HopperHunter|afk> LOL
<HopperHunter|afk> shit you’re stupid, DST^^
<bitchchecker> shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
<bitchchecker> for two weaks already
<bitchchecker> when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.
<Elch> You’re a real computer expert
<bitchchecker> shut up i hack you
<Elch> ok, i’m quiet, hope you don’t show us how good a hacker you are
<bitchchecker> tell me your network number man then you’re dead
<Elch> Eh, it’s 129.0.0.1
<Elch> or maybe 127.0.0.1
<Elch> yes exactly that’s it: 127.0.0.1 I’m waiting for you great attack
<bitchchecker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
<Elch> Now I’m frightened
<bitchchecker> shut up you’ll be gone
<bitchchecker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you’re dead
<bitchchecker> say goodbye
<Elch> to whom?
<bitchchecker> to you man
<bitchchecker> buy buy
<Elch> I’m shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
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<bitchchecker> dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you’d be gone
<Metanot> lol
<Elch> bitchchecker: Then try hacking me again… I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1
<bitchchecker> you’re so stupid man
<bitchchecker> say buy buy
<Metanot> ah, [Please control your cussing] off
<bitchchecker> buy buy elch
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<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch
<Metanot> bitchchecker how old are you?
<Elch> What’s up bitchchecker?
<bitchchecker> you have a frie wal
<bitchchecker> fire wall
<Elch> maybe, i don’t know
<bitchchecker> i’m 26
<Metanot> such behaviour with 26?
<Elch> how did you find out that I have a firewall?
<Metanot> tststs this is not very nice missy
<bitchchecker> because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
<bitchchecker> be a man turn that shit off
<Elch> cool, didn’t know this was possible.
<bitchchecker> thn my virus destroys your pc man
<Metanot> are you hacking yourselves?
<Elch> yes bitchchecker is trying to hack me
<Metanot> he bitchchecker if you’re a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that
<bitchchecker> yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the
<Metanot> what firewall do you have?
<bitchchecker> like a girl
<Metanot> firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it…you girl
<He> Bitch give yourself a jackson and chill you’re letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time
<bitchchecker> turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er
<Elch> Noo
<Metanot> he bitchchecker why turn it off, you should turn it off
<bitchchecker> you’re afraid
<bitchchecker> i don’t wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall
<bitchchecker> elch turn off your shit wall!
<Metanot> i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that’s an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking
<bitchchecker> shut up
<Metanot> lol
<bitchchecker> my grandma surfs with fire wall
<bitchchecker> and you suckers think you’re cool and don’t dare going into the internet without a fire wall
<Elch> bitchchecker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again
<Metanot> bitchhacker can’t hack
<Black<TdV>> nice play on words
<bitchchecker> wort man
<Elch> bitchchecker: I’m still waiting for your attack!
<Metanot> how many times again he is no hacker
<bitchchecker> man do you want a virus
<bitchchecker> tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
<Metanot> lol ne give it up i’m a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you’re no hacker..
<Elch> 127.0.0.1
<Elch> it’s easy
<bitchchecker> lolololol you so stupid man you’ll be gone
<bitchchecker> and are the first files being deleted
<Elch> mom…
<Elch> i’ll take a look
<bitchchecker> don’t need to rescue you can’t son of a bitch
<Elch> that’s bad
<bitchchecker> elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
<Elch> yes, there’s nothing i can do about it
<bitchchecker> and in 20 seconds f: is gone
<bitchchecker> tupac rules
<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch your f: is gone and e: too
<bitchchecker> and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
<He> why doesn’t meta say anything
<Elch> he’s probably rolling on the floor laughing
<Black<TdV>>
<bitchchecker> your d: is gone
<He> go on BITCH
<bitchchecker> elch man you’re so stupid never give your ip on the internet
<bitchchecker> i’m already at c: 30 percent
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#311270* (?/23) ⚐Flag
<phos1> I get permisson denied now if i try to run drush status, so what owner / group should that have?
<graper> probably need 755
<graper> or +x
<graper> i'm old so I'm used to numbers
<charginghawk> why chmod if you can't do it with emojis?
<thechanceg> hahaha. oh god... please no.Comment: #drupal channel
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#304549* (?/74) ⚐Flag
<Mgsts> I'm actually reading the Browne Review
<@nukespoon> is it brown
<Mgsts> the introduction actually is
<Mgsts> brown background
<@Al> they probably thought they were being funny
<@nwagers> yeah, british often think they're funny
<@nwagers> we call it "British Humor" in the US
<@pmMike> we call you cunts |
#111946* (?/46) ⚐Flag
[*map/map_index_cne1_11.txt||10||r||1|| @]Comment: [*map/map_index_cne1_11.txt||10||r||1|| @]
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#301484* (?/57) ⚐Flag
<Fattie> I'm fuckin hungry gonna go make some food
<Fattie> if I DC call 911, I probably burned down the kitchen
<[FKU]Greycloak> "Hello? 911? I'd like to report a fire at 74.12.122.225" |
#309842* (?/40) ⚐Flag
(+Eren) what does the fox say
(Fox) the fox says fuck off |
#308249* (?/51) ⚐Flag
-Link posted about Humble Indie Bundle purchases-
<Ethan> I find that kind of odd
<StabbySpazzOut> why ?
<Ethan> linux users pay more than mac users
<StabbySpazzOut> mac users have no money left
<StabbySpazzOut> they spent it all on their computer |
#308075* (?/51) ⚐Flag
<yamar> note: you would have to throw a hotdog at 1800mph to cook it with air friction
<qazwsx> yamar: how did you arrive by that answer
<qazwsx> Ah shit, brain's at it again
<yamar> qazwsx, it was on r/askscience
<yamar> which is like a nirvana for me
<qazwsx> Gotta take into account drag coefficients, cooling due to convection
<yamar> they did
<qazwsx> Easiest and simplest way
<yamar> was a <massive> explanation with lots of math
<yamar> including multiplying the velocity by 2 or so to account for heat lost to the air etc
<qazwsx> And wrongest way would just be to work out the specific heat needed to raise temperature by x degrees then use 1/2mv^2,
<adpaolucci> sup
<qazwsx> And use that as a lower bound
<adpaolucci> ewww math
<qazwsx> Holy shit it's nearly 00:30
* adpaolucci shoots himself
<qazwsx> Need sleep
<qazwsx> Night y'all
-few mins later-
<qazwsx> Godamnit, yamar
<yamar> hmm?
<yamar> got you stuck on the hotdog problem did I?
<qazwsx> I'm thinking about how to do this with drag coefficients and differential equations
<qazwsx> differential
<qazwsx> right
<yamar> hahah
<qazwsx> I'm going to assume a spherical hot-dog
<qazwsx> so, meatball then
<brjannc> lmfao
<qazwsx> oh damn, I haven't thought about conduction yet
<brjannc> "assume a spherical horse"
<yamar> the meatball would flake apart well before reaching any suitable speedComment: We did not end up solving this one. #vox on esper.net
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#303674* (?/51) ⚐Flag
<pantherchild> we were at dinner the other night and i was describing something. 'you know, a brick. like you throw at people' dead silence and then...'you know you can build houses with bricks' |
#116121* (?/45) ⚐Flag
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#311621* (?/32) ⚐Flag
<StriderHLC> Yesterday we learned that the president's penis looks like a cartoon mushroom, and it's already gone from Twitter's memory. :(
<YelseyKing> Thank goodness for that.
<dysk> I guess Nintendo fans apparently have little interest in political "humor".
<AmySaturn> two recent news stuffs no one needed to know about
<AmySaturn> the toad shit and beatles masturbation sessions
<dysk> Beatles... masturbation sessions? Yeah, I think I'll stay out of that conversation, thank you very much.
<dysk> Insert your own joke about Norwegian wood here.
<AmySaturn> yeah that's been done
<AmySaturn> also come together
<AmySaturn> a hard day's night
<AmySaturn> etc
<dysk> Memo to Paul McCartney: When you're being interviewed, you don't have to share every single thing that happened when you were with the Beatles. With some subjects, it's best to just... let it be. |
#310832* (?/10) ⚐Flag
<Morwen> heh, i just got an email off my trek site from some guy in Waukesha hitting on me. He even left me his cell phone number. hehe Says he's got a car that goes warp speed. :giggle:
<raven> because nothing turns a woman on more than Trek references.
<Leth> The problem is he's probably one of those types that can't let go when it's over. Y'know, a real Klingon
* raven doesn't have to energy to op over that right now, but consider yourself glared at.
<CrazyClimber> meet up with him and wear a red shirt, tell him he's got 60 minutes to save your life |
#311618* (?/25) ⚐Flag
<@nsnc> crowell is doing nothing, therefore crowell is doing.
<@Maczilla-> Induction is so nice
<@bt> Induction is not doing Allah is doing
<@aweinstock> Allah_ind = fun (P : Allah -> Prop) (f : P MkAllah) (a : Allah) => match a as a0 return (P a0) with | MkAllah => f end : forall P : Allah -> Prop, P MkAllah -> forall a : Allah, P a
<@aweinstock> I figured as long as we were doing Allah and Induction jokes, I could define Allah as an inductive type (isomorphic to unit, because monotheism), and take the induction principle for it
<@aweinstock> you can recreate it (with colors, even) with `echo 'Inductive Allah := MkAllah. Print Allah_ind.' | coqtop` |
#303607* (?/44) ⚐Flag
<dat_dam> Aren't you supposed to be at work?
<braddock> someone called in a bomb threat today. everyone in the office had to be cleared out so we got the day off.
<dat_dam> wtf
<braddock> we think we all know who did it, but we're not saying anything because now we all get a long weekend. |
#254430* (?/33) ⚐Flag
lordhelmet: just got back from DC
lordhelmet: I took nearly 500 photos
HWF13nd: haha sweet
HWF13nd: I’m going to Vegas in January
lordhelmet: Yeah I got to see memorials for dead people all you're going to get to see is strippers
lordhelmet: wait
lordhelmet: dammit |
#296865* (?/54) ⚐Flag
<Paradox> ok, so
<Paradox> I forgot what the latin root for 'hairy' was
<Paradox> so I punched in 'hairy latin' into google |
#311324* (?/54) ⚐Flag
<Odiumchild> Oh what the hell, I was adjusting my QOS and now I can't access my router lol
<Odiumchild> I guess restart my router and hope nothing worse happens
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<Odiumchild> ayyy restart let me get back into my router
<Odiumchild> Lets go
<Whitey> <Odiumchild> Ow%~{g_v3!QWKi:SEvl{8atBGU(+S>1`r"d<&+UrA:]%<-Hzkz1 _j&xZ!B-
<Whitey> you fucked up your QoS mate
<Whitey> think you need to reboot it again
<Odiumchild> Test
<Whitey> must have jumbo frames on, all your text is coming through as garbage
<Whitey> <Odiumchild> O<Od72B|6,LC6nUwlsMh~xj:tWO8ZFi?_|L-.t|:*^'PG6
<tcg> Odiumchild stop spamming the chat with garbage
PRIVMSG <tcg> you fuckin troll
PRIVMSG <Whitey> 10/10, this is great
<Whitey> we don't know what you're saying
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PRIVMSG <tcg> he fuckin quit
PRIVMSG <Whitey> I am so pleased with this result
<diytto> LOL
<Pupper> lol
<Whitey> ahahahahaha
PRIVMSG <tcg> likewise
PRIVMSG <tcg> i like how everyone just let it happen
PRIVMSG <tcg> poor bastard
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<Odiumchild> test
<Whitey> jesus
<Whitey> Odiumchild: sort your shit out
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<Whitey> hahaha
<vinyl> Odiumchild you're about to get tested so damn hard
<Whitey> ssssh
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<Odiumchild> test
<Whitey> <Odiumchild> prueba
<Whitey> is that spanish?
<Whitey> what setting did you enable Odiumchild?
<Odiumchild> Is my text broke or not, or is Whitey just trolling me
<Whitey> <Odiumchild> es mi texto se rompió o no, o se me acaba de Whitey curricán
<Whitey> dude
<Jelleh> Odiumchild: we don't understand what you're saying, try rebooting
<Whitey> I don't speak spanish
<Whitey> does anyone speak spanish?
<tcg> Whitey yeah
<Whitey> what's it say tcg?
<tcg> he's saying that his text is either broken or not / whether you're something
<tcg> idk that verb
<Whitey> Odiumchild: hola amigo
PRIVMSG <Whitey> haha
PRIVMSG <Whitey> he's gotta catch on now
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PRIVMSG <tcg> you say that
PRIVMSG <Whitey> amazing... is this real?
<vinyl> hahahaha
<tcg> hahhahahahah
PRIVMSG <tcg> are we living in a bash.org quote?
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<Odiumchild> We good now?
<Whitey> <Odiumchild> Estamos bien ahora?
<Whitey> tcg: can you translate?
<Whitey> Odiumchild: no espaniol por favor
<tcg> Odiumchild: tienes problemas con tú texto
<Jelleh> Odiumchild: what are you saying? have you rebooted your computer?
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PRIVMSG <Whitey> next up is esperanto translation
PRIVMSG <tcg> rofl
<tcg> and he's gone
<diytto> i know spanish
<Jelleh> when he gets back, never respond to him, pretend you don't see his messages
<tcg> Jelleh no, Whitey has an even better plan
<Whitey> Jelleh: esperanto is next :P
<arborist|work> lmao
<Whitey> got google translate up and ready ;)
<Jelleh> perfect
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<Odiumchild> Fuck it, we'll do it live
<Whitey> <Odiumchild> Fuck Äin, ni faros lin en vivas
<Whitey> tcg: is that spanish still?
PRIVMSG <tcg> from PM:
PRIVMSG <tcg> [22:50:53] <Odiumchild> are you guys trolling me or?
PRIVMSG <tcg> [22:51:15] <tcg> what language are you even speaking in
PRIVMSG <tcg> [22:51:17] <tcg> stop trolling
PRIVMSG <tcg> [22:51:17] <tcg> smh
<tcg> Odiumchild what the fuck are you saying
<Whitey> I don't recognise that
<tcg> no Whitey that is definitely not spanish
<Whitey> hold on Odiumchild, I'll pull up google translate
<Whitey> fuck knows what you did to your router
<Jelleh> Odiumchild: vi havas la "packet loss"?
<Whitey> oh shit
<Whitey> anyone speak esperanto?
<Whitey> Odiumchild - vi devas fabrikon rekomencigita via router
<Whitey> Odiumchild - Mi esperas ĉi tradukas bone, Mi uzas retan traduki provi kaj komuniki kun vi. Kontrolu vian QoS kaj via lingvo agordojn.
<tcg> Whitey what the fuck are you even saying
<Whitey> Odiumchild - Eble vi devus provi dd-respekto aÅ tomato
<canary> its esperanto dood
<Whitey> tcg: I'm google trnalsating esperanto back to him
<tcg> ahhhh
<Whitey> hoping it goes back so he can understand
<Whitey> I'm assuming he can't read what we're writing here
<Odiumchild> Now I know you guys are trolling me
<thegreattoad> what language is that
<Odiumchild> I hate you guys
<Jelleh> Odiumchild: definitive provi rekomenci la router, Äi Åajnas kiel paketon perdo de Tiucele
<thegreattoad> google says esperanto, i never heard of that
<oddbondboris> i look up an i see esperanto
<Whitey> Odiumchild - kiu min troll?
<tcg> thegreattoad it's a fake language
<Jelleh> he says troll?
<Whitey> Odiumchild: I respect your choice for a universal language, but I think you should modify your router settings
<Odiumchild> I feel so griefed
<Whitey> I'll link you to the bash.org quote shortly ;)
<tcg> kek
<diytto> this guy Odiumchild
<diytto> what a fucking guy
<Odiumchild> I hate you guys so much
<Odiumchild> ReportedComment: Odiumchild switches on esperanto on his router
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#306879* (?/27) ⚐Flag
<Cprossu> can't put a bigger one in, too many computer parts around it
<wannabe1987> lol
<wannabe1987> move them?
<Cprossu> some support the bed.Comment: #thegeekgroup irc.freenode.net
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#307530* (?/43) ⚐Flag
MichaelXX2_: College is great
MichaelXX2_: Just don't fuck yourself
MichaelXX2_: Then things get really really bad
BlueProtoman: Fuck myself? In what way? You mean "don't neglect coursework"?
MichaelXX2_: Well there's that
MichaelXX2_: Very much so
MichaelXX2_: And also be sure not to masturbate in the middle of class during a wild hallucination brought on by a lack of sleep
MichaelXX2_: That's not good either
BlueProtoman: Noted.Comment: #openpandora on Freenode
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#302195* (?/84) ⚐Flag
dexi: Today this lady came in to best buy with a tv to exchange because it "didnt have enough features"
Cynic: wow
dexi: this lady was so funny...
dexi: im not done
dexi: this lady was so funny, in a bad way
Cynic: heh
dexi: she said "my neighbor has a sony that has a video game mode and it makes it so theres no delay between when you do something, and when it shows up on the screen
dexi: already she clearly has no idea wtf shes talking about
Cynic: wow
dexi: but i have to play along or i'll get fired, so i take her to the tv section and show her around
dexi: and she starts like... flirting, but trying to do it conspicuously
Cynic: ... how old is she?
dexi: like bending over far past whats comfortable to show off her ass
dexi: idk 30
Cynic: oh god
dexi: she was hott
dexi: so i didnt mind lol
Cynic: oh haha
dexi: but anyway, there was someone who needed help in video games (my area) and my coworker is better with TVs so we traded
dexi: and when i got back to him, the first thing he said was "That retard lady called you a retard"
dexi: then he said "and she kept trying to feel my cock" |
#305899* (?/48) ⚐Flag
<apo`104_> Scientists Create World’s 1st Practical Artificial Leaf, 10X as Efficient as the Real Thing <- yeah, but it doesn't exactly grow on trees |
#307428* (?/58) ⚐Flag
<Ifrit> 1992 telnetted, they want their joke back |