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#301612* (?/41) ⚐Flag
<Aaron> After three years, my AppleCare plan is up today. I fully expect my MacBook Pro to spontaneously combust.
<Kelly>nonsense, its a mac
<Tom>It will be the easiest-to-use and coolest looking fire available.
People with mere fire engulfed Dells will certainly envy you. |
#304885* (?/41) ⚐Flag
<NekoTheTwo> frank_usrs: How do I delete windows in irssi?
<frank_usrs> NekoTheTwo: /exec cat /dev/null > /path/to/windows/partition/*
<NekoTheTwo> Why are you so mean?
<frank_usrs> you asked me how to delete windows in irssi... |
#310982* (?/41) ⚐Flag
<me> :(
<society> Turn that frown upside down!
<me> ): |
#307459* (?/41) ⚐Flag
<wiremgon> oh good god gmail
<wiremgon> no, no new look. BAD.
<Peet> who are you to stand in the way of progress
<Peet> and ugly UIs
<wiremgon> i bailed on gaim when it was still called gaim
<Peet> what you don't like beautiful GTK software??
<wiremgon> gmail feels slower now too :(
<Peet> a little extra ajaxy goodness never hurt anyone
<wiremgon> oh for the love of god steam
<Peet> oh now you're going to tell me you expect software to WORK |
#304829* (?/49) ⚐Flag
<bucketmouse> !8ball when will it end?
<pantsu> ¿’7 8À4Å≥¸$pŒ ÉY bÖ +(:]Ç∫†ih¡ã–Dx ¡Y›ƒí©àtC¶!Ø «PHî u’
<bucketmouse> it's still doing that?
<warpyy> well i thought i could make its answers more credible
<warpyy> so it sources them from insurance.aes256 now |
#309860* (?/48) ⚐Flag
-!- LinearInterpol has quit [Ping timeout: 260 seconds]
<@egrep> We've lost LinearInterpol... :(
<@egrep> He's gone.
<@jrvc> :(
< alt_drone> noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
<@egrep> We... we... we need a replacement...
-!- CubicCIA has joined #mainehackerclub
<@egrep> ...nope. Not good enough.
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#305684* (?/55) ⚐Flag
<Gary13579> I think my dishwasher is mentally retarded
<Gary13579> I started it FOUR HOURS ago
<Gary13579> It's still on the first stage
<Mr_Rabies> did you try speaking to her in spanish |
#306009* (?/55) ⚐Flag
<Me> Did you hear that? She said that was their first fight!
<James> So?
<Me> So, they're engaged and that's their FIRST fight? We had our first fight on our second date.
<James> Thats because you're a bitch.Comment: Husband and wife watch Damages
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#305271* (?/55) ⚐Flag
<steelemix> @wz hell
<+Giga> steelemix: Current weather for Hell, MI | Temperature: 27°F / -3°C (Wind Chill: 20°F / -7°C)
<&Biiaru> steelemix: looks like hell froze over |
#303391* (?/37) ⚐Flag
<chainsoar> so I watched Blade 2 again the other day and a thought struck me
<chainsoar> you know the character Priest
<chainsoar> he's pretty much double fucked, right
<chainsoar> a pureblood Irish vampire
<chainsoar> either way he's not going out in the sun
<chainsoar> tough crowd |
#308285* (?/37) ⚐Flag
< Kurra> ding
<@ChaosNewt> Dong.
<@ChaosNewt> Wait.
<@ChaosNewt> D:
< Kurra> everybody always does that, without fail.Comment: Source: #mane on Blacklnet (blacklnet.no-ip.org)
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#306532* (?/38) ⚐Flag
16:07 < craige> America should just do it and get it over with
16:07 < er1c_> i agree
16:07 < craige> Just like Canada did before
16:07 < craige> we turned out alright
16:08 < er1c_> did you?
16:08 < craige> I like to think so
16:08 < er1c_> didnt you guys just torch a city over a sporting event?
16:09 < craige> Um.....
16:09 < craige> fuckComment: Talking about America converting to the metric system.
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#308370* (?/26) ⚐Flag
<forgotten> how old are u Lefty ?
<Lefty> forgotten: >30
* forgotten_ sets keepalive setting on Lefty
<Lefty> hahaComment: #devious on freenode
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#310535* (?/26) ⚐Flag
<kerin_> colloquy handles ZNC about as gracefully as a hemmorhoidal ballerina handles swan lake |
#309062* (?/26) ⚐Flag
<@Veovis_Muaddib> What's nice about ninite is that it installs them all in order without showing the wizards and without any of the stuff they try to sneak into the installers
<@Veovis_Muaddib> And all you have to do is run it
< heldplayer> "Do you want to install this stupid toolbar to IE?"
< heldplayer> I always press "no"
<@Veovis_Muaddib> Yep
<@Veovis_Muaddib> And Ninite just skips that crap
<@Veovis_Muaddib> :)
< solid> IE keeps opening itself
< solid> :/
< solid> It must get lonely :p
<@Veovis_Muaddib> So uninstall it?
<@Veovis_Muaddib> Takes about twenty seconds
< solid> naww...its useful from time to time
<@Veovis_Muaddib> Control Panel > Programs > add/remove windows features > IE
< solid> Well I once ran into a site saying it requires IE6 or higher
< solid> wont accept chrome
< solid> or firefox
<@Veovis_Muaddib> [Link to IETab]
< solid> well thats that solved :p
< solid> but im keeping it on for old times sake :p
<@Veovis_Muaddib> :\
< solid> Its not like it slows my PC down
< solid> and I have no HDD space issues
<@Veovis_Muaddib> This is like in zombie movies where a guy was bitten five hours ago and they keep him around because they know him
<@Veovis_Muaddib> You know he's going to turn on you eventually
< solid> IE wont eat my brains
<@Veovis_Muaddib> No, but it is an attack vector for god knows how many things and will infect your computer
<@Veovis_Muaddib> :P
< solid> Not if it stays closed :p
<@Veovis_Muaddib> 05:59 < solid> IE keeps opening itself
<@Veovis_Muaddib> :\
< solid> true
< solid> ok, New plan, set IE dns settings to a nonexistent server
< solid> so it can exist, but not do anything
<@Veovis_Muaddib> But that literally takes more time and effort than just uninstalling it D:
< solid> fine, fine, Ill just leave it be |
#310107* (?/26) ⚐Flag
<Sporklin>If I set him on fire, how much trouble do I get into
<cdeverett>Sporklin: you get free marshmallows |
#300143* (?/26) ⚐Flag
<Penfeather> Robot porn?
<Penfeather> ...
<Penfeather> You know what's really disturbing? The fact that I would not be the least bit surprised to find out that such a thing exists.
<gmjhowe> You just googled it dint ya? |
#305700* (?/44) ⚐Flag
<Buchwald>: FUCK
<Buchwald>: I need the name of an untraceable illness so I can get out of going to see Drive By Truckers tonight.
<Thrasher>: HIV?
<Buchwald>: ...
<Thrasher>: what's that thing where you've had an erection for 4+ hours
<Buchwald>: Prom? |
#305750* (?/44) ⚐Flag
<JohnMorgan> hi
<JohnMorgan> male fmr usa
<JohnMorgan> can i see u naked on cam for 500 US Dollars?
<kezhi> ok,
<kezhi> i prefer paypal
<kezhi> so you like me to strip ahead or slowly take off my clothes while stroking my penis?
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#309163* (?/44) ⚐Flag
thekostya: WTF? I just found one of your hairs in my butt crack.
thekostya: Do you sneak in here at night and try to wear my ass as a hat?
fabs: hee maybe |
#306067* (?/44) ⚐Flag
< BrainDamage> I'm 5km from switzerland though
< SpeedEvil> I am over 5km from switzerland.
< SpeedEvil> Probably.
< SpeedEvil> I may actually be in Switzerland due to heisenberg.
< SpeedEvil> I've tried this explanation with border guards, they are not receptive.Comment: Really, I've tried.
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#305882* (?/58) ⚐Flag
<+Octopuss> i come up with creative names for my variables and methods
<+Octopuss> double penetration; |
#305527* (?/51) ⚐Flag
<Lyra|Dreams> I ran a very buggy version of windows vista
<Lyra|Dreams> was fun.
<@HumanNoMore> all versions of vista are buggy.
<@HumanNoMore> try the patch utility
<@HumanNoMore> it's called FDISK |
#277920* (?/34) ⚐Flag
tb: okay how come if a guy splooges in a minute when a girl is going down on him she thinks shes that good but when your having sex and in aminute he splooges a girl thinks hes that bad?
kette3: hrmmm... i never thought of that
you're right though
i suppose it takes more 'skill' to give head than to just have a vagina |
#295269* (?/33) ⚐Flag
<EG|Django> the dell's cheaper
<EG|Django> more powerful
<EG|Django> the only thing is its huge and ugly
<Interitus|Away> ugly?
<EG|Django> take a look at it
<Interitus|Away> then paint it pink to match your shoes and your panties
<Interitus|Away> add some flowers
<EG|Django> what the fuck
<EG|Django> my panties arent pink |