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#305872* (?/43) ⚐Flag
<HelgeSver> is it true that the easy way is the wrong way?
<_chaotic> From my life experience I can say there're no particular rules -- there may be plenty of cases, where the hard way is wrong as hell
<_chaotic> E.g., once I was trying to date a girl in a long roundabout way, and I failed
<_chaotic> While another guy (not being much better than I) used a straightforward approach and succeeded
<HelgeSver> Life sucks indeed
<_chaotic> Not tha much -- that guy failed afterwards
<_chaotic> Hence the moral -- it doesn't matter which way you choose, you'll fail eventuallyComment: #C++ on EFnet
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#300701* (?/43) ⚐Flag
<Aerv> So, I got home from work about 40 minutes ago, and I saw my wife and her friend playing on the couch.
<Aerv> Now, normally that would be highly arousing
<Aerv> but they weren't playing with each other
<Aerv> They were playing with the puppy my wife just bought
<Aerv> And didn't tell me about
<Aerv> until I got home
<Aerv> At least they got a good puppy, German Shepard, not some little rat thing
<Scruffy> lol
<Aerv> The puppy already likes me the best
<Aerv> After my annoyance with ANOTHER mouth to feed, I saw how cute she was
<Thor> *she*....so....I think we all know the question at hand. :P
<Scruffy> what?
<Scruffy> how long til he porks it?
* Thor watches scruffy prove his point.
* Aerv has kicked Scruffy from #sfn
* Aerv has kicked Thor from #sfn |
#308444* (?/36) ⚐Flag
<peej> someone should make a game w/ chocobo zombies called The Warking Dead |
#308184* (?/36) ⚐Flag
<DrPete>... lol, that reminds me
<DrPete>wonder how my little pony linux is doing
<CaptainJistuce>Is that... really a thing?
<DrPete>it was, no idea how serious
<CaptainJistuce>Fuck open source.
<CaptainJistuce>This is what's wrong with it. |
#300508* (?/77) ⚐Flag
<Sebas> Heh. Instead of setting the oven to 200 degrees for 40 minutes, my mum set it to 40 degrees for 200 minutes
<Sebas> So dinner is later |
#301347* (?/53) ⚐Flag
<coppro> you misunderstand
<coppro> politics is the problem
<pshawk> well yes
<pshawk> but in order to solve it you'd have to kill everyone |
#306152* (?/53) ⚐Flag
<nupogodi> /msg nickserv identify hunter2
<Oogaboogasobaked> lol
<Oogaboogasobaked> nupogodi: i know ur password
<madmav|IRE> ******* ?
<nupogodi> if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Oogaboogasobaked> oh
<Oogaboogasobaked> evilflamingo
<alb3rt> lol
<Oogaboogasobaked> what if ur pw was just all stars
>nickserv< ghost Oogaboogasobaked evilflamingo
* Oogaboogasobaked has quit (Disconnected by services)
-NickServ- Oogaboogasobaked has been ghosted.
<nupogodi> roflmao
<alb3rt> IT WORKS!
<nupogodi> thats his real fucking password?
<Glass_Arm> Lol
<alb3rt> lol
<nupogodi> please tell me that didn't just happen
<Andrevan> hahaha
<alb3rt> that didnt just happen
<Andrevan> jesus god almightyComment: Yes, this actually happened. #reddit, freenode.
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#304477* (?/46) ⚐Flag
<@aerial-> However, for physically meaningful numbers of monkeys typing for physically meaningful lengths of time the results are reversed. If there are as many monkeys as there are particles in the observable universe (1080), and each types 1,000 keystrokes per second for 100 times the life of the universe (1020 seconds), the probability of the monkeys replicating even a short book is nearly zero.
<@aerial-> 10^80 ofc
<+archon256> >life of universe
<+archon256> >1020 seconds
<+archon256> D:
<+archon256> we're all fucked!Comment: Ah, the wonders of the internet...
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#304656* (?/46) ⚐Flag
<mjg> A realDoll comes with instructions?
<+phobia> insert tab A into slot 1, 2 or 3
<+phobia> repeat, rinse |
#302966* (?/25) ⚐Flag
* @Crusader sighs as he goes to find a pair of matching socks
<%Kaze> XD
<%Kaze> it's just socks. as long as they are kinda similar, it's good enough
<randoomized> so true kaze
<@Crusader> Kaze, I know but I'd rather not look like a total slob if we hang out at one of her friend's houses
<@Crusader> first impressions and all that shit
<%Kaze> solve your problems
<%Kaze> get rid of all your socks,
<@Crusader> I live with 3 bothers
<%Kaze> then buy 20 packs of the exact same style/type of white sock
<%Kaze> keep yours separate
<%Kaze> or
* @Crusader barely has enough money for food and school
<%Kaze> steal their money, throw out ALL THE SOCKS IN THE HOUSE!!!!
<%Kaze> buy 50 packs of the same style sock, in either gray or black
<%Kaze> and then don't care who uses them XD cause they're all the same
<@Crusader> you fail to realise how fast 4 people can lose socks
<%Kaze> lol. i do not fail how to realize.
<%Kaze> that is 300 pairs of socks, assuming you get the 6-packs
<%Kaze> 600 socks total
<%Kaze> that will last for 3 months.
<@Crusader> lol
<+SirDuck36> depends on your ANSDR
<%Kaze> ANSDR?
<+SirDuck36> averaged net sock depletion rate
<%Kaze> true.
<@Crusader> is there really an official term for how often you use/lose socks?
<+SirDuck36> yep
<Fafnir> there is now
<%Kaze> but that should actually turn out approximately correct
<%Kaze> OMG
<+SirDuck36> the variable is usually S for sock
<+SirDuck36> S(t) = initial_socks * exp ( - ANSDR * t )
<%Kaze> okay, assuming each person uses 2 pairs of socks a day. that's 8 pairs every day.
<%Kaze> assume only half that gets put in the wash, and the other half is lost/destroyed
<%Kaze> the wash is done.... Crus, how often?
<Fafnir> SirDuck36, that's CSDR
<Fafnir> not ANSDR
<+SirDuck36> :o
<+SirDuck36> what's the C for
<@Crusader> two loads of clothes a day
<Fafnir> Characteristic
<Fafnir> ANSDR is, uh...
<+SirDuck36> fair enough :)
<Fafnir> damn, I need an integral symbol for that
<+SirDuck36> \int
<%Kaze> okay, so theoretically, the 1/2 rate loss happens when they get tossed in the laundry & lack of being tossed in the laundry.
<Fafnir> anyway, <dN/dt>
<%Kaze> but overal, should still fit
<%Kaze> some one get a formula working for this XD
<&Fax> what the fuck
<&Fax> this had better be a sleep-deprivation induced hallucination
<+SirDuck36> :P
<%Kaze> what, discussion of Socks Math?
<&Fax> (image: Chuck Norris shooting every one)
<&Fax> yes, the discussion
<%Kaze> 300 pairs, using 8 a day, loss of 1/2 used, but the other 4 pairs go back into circulation. how many days will this last?
<&Fax> the gif is what I"M GOING TO DO TO ALL OF YOU IF THIS ISN'T A SLEEP-DEPRIVATION INDUCED HALLUCINATION |
#306560* (?/25) ⚐Flag
<dd7> i just replied to my ex with "Binary transduction failed."
<Erik> Ah, the geek's way of saying "go away". |
#306565* (?/25) ⚐Flag
<+madragoran> i usually do not think about malq's nads
<+madragoran> so no
<&ZosXaos> "Usually"
<+^DooM^> but sometimes you do?
<+madragoran> I would have been worried if you had not picked that bit up
<+madragoran> I know you too well you perverts
< malq> *giggle*
<+madragoran> there goes the 3rd pervert
<+^DooM^> nothing wrong with being perverted
<+^DooM^> as long as it's not in the course of justice
<+madragoran> So you wouldn't do a judge? ;)
<+^DooM^> Only if she let me bang her gavel :P
<+madragoran> hahahahaha
< malq> niceComment: #nova-initia @ irc.hellscream.org.uk
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#309957* (?/25) ⚐Flag
< MadCamel> I just realized how weird this is.. Talking about programming, scat, anal jar insertions.. all at once. Yet this is what I do at work. Every. Single. Day.
< MadCamel> sorry if I'm being inappropriate for the channel. I honestly didn't notice until now. |
#308243* (?/25) ⚐Flag
<rhys> ScribbleJ: channelate.com/2012/04/28/how-i-see-the-sloth/
<Toba> is that a comic about ScribbleJ?
<ScribbleJ> Hey, I have thumbs.
<ScribbleJ> You know who has two thumbs and works all the fucking time?
<ScribbleJ> This guy.
<Toba> who's got two thumbs and goes on irc? this guy.
<rhys> whos got two thumbs and masturbates furiously?
<Toba> everyone here |
#311126* (?/25) ⚐Flag
<gnol> does anyone else just sprinkle flax on everything
<master_p> I sprinkle it on my dick when I have a boner that won't go away
<master_p> It goes flaxid |
#302795* (?/14) ⚐Flag
<Uuxaul> Wait... You go outside?? Like, outside the walls of your house, but not inside other walls? |
#307403* (?/39) ⚐Flag
<wallisds> all week i spend procrastinating, perhaps that is my super power
<lungching> hey, we can form a super hero league!
<apeiron> if procrastinating is a super power then I think I should be out fighting crime.
<wallisds> yes!
<lungching> well ... maybe later
<apeiron> eh, maybe later.Comment: this all transpired within seven seconds
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#307792* (?/39) ⚐Flag
<Parsee_Mizuhashi> I'm in no condition to be working OR dispensing therapy. I don't object to doing either, but...
<Parsee_Mizuhashi> Yeah, I'm probably making a horrible mess of both.
<Parsee_Mizuhashi> Considering I can no longer trust my brain to tell the difference between thin air and spiders.
<Parsee_Mizuhashi> Honestly. Of all the hallucinations out there, I get spiders. No wonder I'm a hack writer, with a brain as creative as this :PComment: #touhou, irc.darkmyst.org
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#309969* (?/32) ⚐Flag
* hc-lover (~Mibbit@p54AA6ED4.dip0.t-ipconnect.de) has joined #goth
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<hc-lover> so whats this chatroom about?
<Valtieri> Model trains, primarily O gauge. |
#309054* (?/32) ⚐Flag
@joe | Please select from the following tortune options: 1) Water Boarding 2) Django deployment 3) Anything written in perl
@joe | *torture
@joe | option 4) Fat-finger-on-das-keyboard
eightyeight | 5) typing in qwerty
@joe | Is there some strange colony that spawns dvorak users?
@grant | I think it's associated with emacs
eightyeight | emacs. isn't that a disease?
@joe | it drains you of vim and vigorComment: Internal staff IRC channel
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#303269* (?/32) ⚐Flag
<PhoenixS> Hmm. Just had an email from RealNetworks, with the subject "Improve your PC's performance in minutes". I wonder if they're making available a universal uninstaller for all of their products... |
#303828* (?/66) ⚐Flag
<mach_kernel> wanna know how darth vader quits unresponsive macintosh applications?
<mach_kernel> DO YOU?
<Firestorm (MBP 15" i> sudo kill (pid)
<mach_kernel> no
<mach_kernel> FORCE QUIT
<Firestorm (MBP 15" i> get the fuck out |
#301783* (?/49) ⚐Flag
<Beefster> I think that the lids on Milks need to standardize colors
<Beefster> I grabbed a Fat Free Milk by accident because the lid was blue
<Beefster> They could at least stop changing every other month
<Beefster> a few years ago, safeway used blue for 2%
<Beefster> Imagine if resistor manufacturers all used different color codes
<Beefster> It'd be even worse if they changed every other monthComment: #n3rd5 on irc.ecnet.org
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#307688* (?/49) ⚐Flag
<Hibby> what went wrong in my life
<Hibby> watching my little pony on my own in teh flat with beer |
#310293* (?/49) ⚐Flag
<xxxx> so a teacher in utah today got fired for writing about homophones. the head of the school said that it links the school to homosexuality
<xxxx> i dont want to live on this planet anymoreComment: hah
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