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#301532* (?/61) ⚐Flag
<&Skittles_Goddess> why must everything relate to looking at boobs
* @Foxhill points to his chromosomes
<@Foxhill> look closer
<@Foxhill> loooook closer
<@Foxhill> they're looking down your top |
#305051* (?/51) ⚐Flag
<Trenzein> When an Omegle chat changes from me getting pounded as I pretend to be a drunken whore to giving advice on how to pick up women - having revealed my real age and gender, mind you, to cheering on a lonely guy with a big dick who THANKS ME for the support...
<Trenzein> My faith in humanity goes back up, if even just a little. |
#304154* (?/51) ⚐Flag
<Telia> PUFF
<Nirender> hi puff
* @Seneca gets the strange feeling that he is liked here.
<SolusSleeps> Naw.
<SolusSleeps> We're like with everyone
<SolusSleeps> If Hitler came on
<SolusSleeps> We'd be like, "Hitler! \o/"
<SolusSleeps> And glomp him |
#305212* (?/41) ⚐Flag
<din> ordered you a 500GB sata drive
<bharmon> suite, I'll have a place to store my porn
<din> hell yeah
<bharmon> I'm really into that asian midget stuff, so I can probably store about twice as much as most people |
#304409* (?/41) ⚐Flag
<Archer39> Whatever, I'm going to sleep
<Archer39> Bye
<[JAM]> Night then
<UTP> wait archer
|<-- Archer39 has left irc.mzima.net (Quit: sleep)
<[JAM]> lol
-->| Archer39 (~archer@70-138-130-237.lightspeed.hstntx.sbcglobal.net) has joined #amarriner.com
<[JAM]> He saw it
<Archer39> UTP: ?
<[JAM]> lol
<UTP> i just wanted to say good night
<Archer39> ...
|<-- Archer39 has left irc.mzima.net (Client Quit) |
#309032* (?/24) ⚐Flag
<Dwarf> You know, you're actually quite nice to talk to
<Dwarf> You're not half as bad as I thought you were
<KsM> don't fucking complement me you little shit |
#310943* (?/24) ⚐Flag
<-- mpyne (~mpyne@kde/mpyne) has left this server (Read error: Connection reset by peer).
* PovAddict resurrects mpyne
--> mpyne (~mpyne@kde/mpyne) has joined this channel.
<kstar> PovAddict: You must be God. |
#296677* (?/24) ⚐Flag
<Dominian> I tried running gentoo...
<Dominian> I fell asleep during the installComment: freenode
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#301391* (?/67) ⚐Flag
PinkFreud eyes the documentation for perlipc
<PinkFreud> # If a second child dies while in the signal handler caused by the
<PinkFreud> # first death, we won't get another signal. So must loop here else
<PinkFreud> # we will leave the unreaped child as a zombie. And the next time
<PinkFreud> # two children die we get another zombie. And so on.
<PinkFreud> ... since when does George Romero use perl?
Tarinaky groans... meeemmmrryyyyyy. Threaaadddtaaaablleeee meeemmrrryyy.
Tarinaky lurches towards PinkFreud.
<PinkFreud> oh crap. someone didn't reap their dead child.
<Tarinaky> My parents should totally have reaped me as a child, lol.
963AAARAU walks in, then backs sloowwwwly away from the room
963AAARAU is now known as Bobsentme
<Tarinaky> It's too late.
<Tarinaky> You're already infected.
PinkFreud sends zombie Tarinaky towards Bobsentme
<Tarinaky> Before you know it you'll be one of the walking dead - coding in C++ - like the rest of us.
<Bobsentme> going to reap...errr...pick up the kids from schoolComment: #code / Nightstar
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#304327* (?/54) ⚐Flag
<kerio> there are three hard problems in compsci: off-by-one errors, how to name things, cache invalidation and buffer overflows_!Gjkh:yuofm òkj;789rn|^t:sk |
#303464* (?/54) ⚐Flag
<+lurkerjp> damn
<+lurkerjp> now I'm getting into the episodes of house that I've seen before
<+lurkerjp> WHOA
<+lurkerjp> LESBIAN STRIPPERS
<+lurkerjp> HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS EPISODE??!?!?!
<+lurkerjp> SOFT CORE PORN ON HOUSEComment: Season 5, Episode 5
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#310310* (?/17) ⚐Flag
<+KingDaveRa> I just was in the supermarket. Idly pootling along, some girl walks around the corner with THE most massive knockers
<+KingDaveRa> which I look straight at
<+KingDaveRa> and she sees me looking at them
<+KingDaveRa> and I make like I was going over to this display over here...
<Cheez> did you stop, stare and say "hello ladies" to her chest?
<Cheez> because that might be going too far
<m00> *might*
<Cheez> well i don't know for sure, i've never tried it.
<Cheez> I lack empirical evidence either way
<Cheez> so I was hoping KingDaveRa might be my first data point
<+KingDaveRa> I didn't, no
<Cheez> doing science wrong, KingDaveRa
<+KingDaveRa> :( |
#311380* (?/17) ⚐Flag
<snb> lol somebody just posted on my sister's facebook: "Happy birthday! I hope it's a great day and a terrific year for you"
<snb> i want to reply
<snb> "she's been dead for 7 years"
<underscore> well in that regard snb it sounds like she had a year free from troubles
<snb> this is true
<snb> i just think it's funny that whoever this person is didn't get the memo at any point in the past 7 years |
#304665* (?/34) ⚐Flag
psmylie: I had this messed up dream last night that I was at work at my PC
psmylie: and I clicked on something...
psmylie it turned out to be full-on Pr0n
Hoopy: did you bookmark it?
psmylie: So, I frantically try to click it off, but my PC stops responding. I try to turn off my PC, but I end up knocking out my headphones, so it comes out full-blast over my speakers
psmylie: All the time I'm trying to get this off my comp, while looking around for co-workers coming up to find out what the heck is going on
psmylie: Manage to get it off right before someone comes up to ask me about it, and I said "Oh, Bill musta left his cable connection on"
psmylie: Even in my dreams, I'm a bit of a weasel |
#300702* (?/34) ⚐Flag
< Mango> Huh
< Mango> I'm not sure what language this is. Looks like German.
< Mango> But the translation for "This is good ol' country fun!" is apparently "Countrylol"
< Mango> I find that amusingComment: Nightstar :)
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#308288* (?/34) ⚐Flag
<+kusuriya> hah the EFF is behind the times
<+kusuriya> they just sent me an email newsletter with the subject "Breaking News: Congress sold you out"
<@brycec> kusuriya: wow, they're about 200 years behind.
<@brycec> How is it possible to be further behind than your own existence?
<+kusuriya> Y2k bug? |
#302126* (?/70) ⚐Flag
<despWife> i'm into toilet-denial
<Wolframm> hm
<Wolframm> although I know what you mean
<Wolframm> I cannot help but parse that as being analogous to "holocaust-denial"
<Wolframm> THERE HAVE NEVER BEEN ANY TOILETS
<Wolframm> NO SUCH THINGS EVER EXISTED
<Wolframm> DID SIX MILLION REALLY POOP |
#300990* (?/70) ⚐Flag
-!- TrollMagnifique [n=douche@85.26.183.162] has joined #anime
-!- mode/#anime [+v TrollMagnifique] by ChanServ
-!- mode/#anime [+b *!*n=douche@85.26.183.*] by shortcircuit
-!- TrollMagnifique was kicked from #anime by shortcircuit
<@shortcircuit> Anyone named "TrollMagnifique" with a username of "douche" on his host is not someone I'm in the mood for. |
#297973* (?/37) ⚐Flag
<+Glavian> if people no longer need cows for meat, there's not much reason to carry on looking after them at our expense
* +Glavian nods.
<+Glavian> cows are artificially sustained at a high population because of humans
<~Ryver_MystDragon> One word to solve world hunger : Incests
<+Glavian> o.O
<~Ryver_MystDragon> They are easy to raise
<~Ryver_MystDragon> High in protein
<+Glavian> do you mean 'insects'?
<+bushtail> incests or insects?
<~Ryver_MystDragon> oppsComment: Big time type
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#308191* (?/37) ⚐Flag
<Hillipad> HeyAll: let's dance
<HeyAll> I dont dance
<HeyAll> I nod my head to the beat
<HeyAll> and sip jack and coke
<HeyAll> and on occasion, I make it rain |
#308838* (?/27) ⚐Flag
<zash> KILL ALL HUMANS
<furq> you mean KILL all HUMANS
<zash> killall -9 humans
<onr> it'll ask "are you sure?"
<fogfx> error: cannot violate Rule 1
<fogfx> actually i guess 0 would be more fitting
<FireFly> the process name being plural would be a bit odd
<onr> it's master process
<fogfx> maybe it clones itself until it has a detrimental effect on the environment, depriving other processes of resources |
#306890* (?/27) ⚐Flag
* Ryphecha steals cwells's garden gnomes
<cwells> aw
<cwells> my gnomes!
<cwells> i need some sort of shield around my gnomes
<cwells> like.. a shell
<Ryphecha> Bear trap + giant clam = clam trap?
<Ryphecha> stylish and painful.
<cwells> well, bear-clam conjures disturbing images
<Baloo> cwells redifines cameltoe in the most disturbing way possible. |
#310415* (?/27) ⚐Flag
<Plessy> Last day of da1 work and im stuck on the literal shitlord
<Plessy> Im talkin like if you leave him in the bathroom hell get shit on the ceiling
<Plessy> ive had to mop the ceiling before because of this guy
<BlueProtoman> How does one get shit on the ceiling?
<Plessy> I dont know
<Plessy> Ive never seen him do it
<Plessy> It just happens |
#310392* (?/27) ⚐Flag
<semendemon> why do we want higher powered electronics just to run snes games and shit on them
<Jignx> becos dey're cool
<Jignx> why semen demon
<Jignx> and not Fluid Druid, Gonad Nomad, Penis Genius, Jizz Wiz, Cock Jock
<Jignx> spunkey monkey
<Jignx> urethra barista
<Jignx> ballsack knapasck
<BlueMaxima> jignx you put way too much thought into those you cum drum
<Jignx> dongle mongle, phallus chalice
<Jignx> seminal sentinal
<Jignx> weenie genie
<Jignx> vaginal admiral
<Jignx> prostate magistrate
<Jignx> tallywacker packer
<Jignx> penis machinist
<Jacqli> prostate magistrate is pretty gdlk
<Jignx> pecker checker
<Jignx> boner toner |
#247655* (?/27) ⚐Flag
matthewt | what's up with hamror anyway
matthewt | is your middle name rory or something
hamror | i'm going to change my nickname to Wootanus
hamror | if you persist
matthewt | just explain your current one
matthewt | not like i'm asking for your penis girth measurements
hamror | i'm going to change my nickname to Wootanus
---| *** matthewt is now known as Wootanus
hamror | haha
Wootanus | too fucking late
Wootanus | great now i got banned from #linux |