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#300347* (?/27) ⚐Flag
<Aviram> Hey S2GoGo, what do you do at S2?
<S2GoGo> I code
<Viole> he sits on his ass and pretends to be useful
<Viole> dont listen to him
<S2GoGo> and also sit here and pretend to be useful
<Aviram> awesome
<S2GoGo> the faster I make typing noises the more they are impressed |
#310994* (?/27) ⚐Flag
<case> how long is a chinese name
<MachinShin> generally pretty short, why?
<case> How Long is a chinese name
<MachinShin> fuck you
<case> lmao |
#299892* (?/50) ⚐Flag
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi there, please be a real person.
Stranger: Yes
You: great
You: so what's in your pants?
Stranger: Nothing
Stranger: You?
You: I have genitalia in mine
Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
#306181* (?/50) ⚐Flag
< Series^> its not about looks for me anymore
< PenPen> is it about who has the bigger penis
< Series^> yes
< Series^> wait |
#307736* (?/50) ⚐Flag
<Kyle873> I understand
<Kyle873> there's like, 7 of me
*** Server connection lost
<Kyle873_> ok
<Kyle873_> the timing there is fucking flawless |
#304299* (?/50) ⚐Flag
<mimcpher> Question 2 of 2
<mimcpher> What's your favourite keyboard key?
<mimcpher> I fucking suck at "secret questions" |
#304565* (?/51) ⚐Flag
< Azuvix> Naturally. Hackers turn food and caffeine into code. |
#303598* (?/53) ⚐Flag
deadsouth: Eclipse Twilight 2010.exe 25.93 MB
dweez: Maybe he just deleted all the shitty parts
cyberphreax|w: na.. it would be 25k |
#304506* (?/53) ⚐Flag
<IceTrAiN> [5:10pm] <+Rob> Thought of the day: "Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?"
<IceTrAiN> because politicians usally don't have nice titsComment: #Globalgamers
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#307766* (?/53) ⚐Flag
<Zphr> but what about me
<Zphr> who wants to hang out with me?
<Zphr> nobody, that's who!
<Zphr> Crawling in my skin, these wounds they will not heal~
<Tibris_> Zphr: Linkin Park? Seriously?
<Tibris_> Real emo kids listen to that one Papa Raoch song.
<Tibris_> *Roach
<Tibris_> You know. That one that's all CUT MY LIFE INTO PEACHES, THIS IS MY LAST FRUIT TART
<Muddle> Papa Boner
<YuriFox> i thought hardcore faggots listened to afi
<YuriFox> or something
<Tibris> Or Paramore. :B
<Zphr> SUFFOCATION
<Zphr> NO BREATHING
<Zphr> etc etc
<Tibris> DECORATION
<Tibris> DE-SEEDING
<Tibris> DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I CUT MYSELF PEELING
<Zphr> ya
<Zphr> THIS IS MY BEACH RESORT
<Tibris> :D!
<Tibris> SUNBATHING, SEA-SWIMMING
<Tibris> DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I TAN UNEVEN |
#300721* (?/56) ⚐Flag
* WaterFox is now known as WF|Number2-ing
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* WF|Number2-ing is now known as WF|Wiping
* WF|Wiping is now known as WF|Flushing
* WF|Flushing is now known as WF|WashingHands
<&MrWolf> WF|WashingHands, I'm never using your keyboard
* WF|WashingHands is now known as WaterFox
<@Glockypaws> furries I hope I never meet
* @Glockypaws check marks |
#304531* (?/56) ⚐Flag
<@Fizzix> go away fedex I'm not wearing pants. |
#302783* (?/20) ⚐Flag
<JamesConga> you're annoying, you know that? always "that's what she said" or "that's what I did to your mom last night." Every time you say it I wanna slap you in the mouth
<requinix> that's what she said
<JamesConga> fuck off
<requinix> that's what I did to your mom last night |
#308053* (?/20) ⚐Flag
<pinotree> jeroen__: then a simple `pkill ksmserver` should do it
<-- jeroen__ has left this server (Remote host closed the connection).
<pinotree> it did |
#309521* (?/20) ⚐Flag
<crikes> knowing Mr Tumnus was probably sporting a comical boner as is often the case for fauns, it diminishes his friendliness somehow
<crikes> i'm going to describe more things as 'sporting a comical boner' and no-one can stop me
<crikes> it is my new favourite phrase
<crikes> Aslan enters stage right, sporting a comical boner
<Tim````> I read it as asian the first time
<Sebas> Asian boners are always comical
<Tim````> Lacist.
<Sebas> I'm not racist. Some of my best friends are racy.
<crikes> Asian enters stage right, sporting a comical boner. the sport was starcraft because south korea is nuts. whats the deal with airline food
<crikes> And when they came to the tomb, the great rock was rolled away. And Lo! There a He stood, surrounded by winged crying doves, and sporting a comical boner
<crikes> Mohammad sat in the cave, waiting for The Archangel Gabriel
<crikes> who entered, sporting a comical boner |
#310936* (?/20) ⚐Flag
<Kawa> hi metadept
<metadept> hey kawa
<metadept> how're things?
<Kawa> Skittles, nuff said.
<metadept> i actually don't think that's quite enough
<Kawa> Mother
<Kawa> fucking
<Kawa> SKITTLES
<Kawa> Meta.
<metadept> ok thanks for the clarification
<metadept> that does help |
#304282* (?/59) ⚐Flag
<+Cepheus> Why wasn't the SS called the ß for short? |
#311502* (?/45) ⚐Flag
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<DracoTrapnet> oops
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#304214* (?/43) ⚐Flag
<+cyclone> Well
<+cyclone> That was odd
<+cyclone> There was a fly buzzing around
<+cyclone> I ignored it
<+cyclone> Suddenly it landed on my laptop
<+cyclone> I was swatting it away of course
<+cyclone> But it wasn't flying off
<+cyclone> Started swatting closer to it, maybe it's tired or something?
<%doh> it's your new friend
<+cyclone> I tried to blow it off
<@starblinky> he likes u
<+cyclone> It flopped off the laptop
<@starblinky> he could have died
<+cyclone> Yeah
<@starblinky> some flies tend to do that
<+cyclone> I spent like ten minutes trying to scare off a dead fly |
#305694* (?/43) ⚐Flag
[slushey] Apparently someone has no friends so they decide to DDoS us every day for the last week (like we actually care). Unfortunately, this person also doesn't have the balls to admit to it. So, don't mind the netsplits, someone woke up impotent this morningComment: Sent as a global message
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#307906* (?/43) ⚐Flag
ARRA: it was really funny last night, I got the new hdd, installed windows 7 on it, and had it start updating, 102 updated need, so I just left it on downloading/installing the update before i went to bed, and the damn thing went into sleep mode 30 min later
TheFishy: lol
ARRA: this morning 99 updates failed
ARRA: F U powersaving options
TheFishy: sounds like you have 99 problems....
TheFishy: YYEEEAAAAHHHHH!Comment: steam chat
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#307718* (?/43) ⚐Flag
[Leftie] My password is password protected, but i leave it unlocked 24/7 once i've logged in initially.
[Leftie] my password is password protected
[Leftie] what the fuck
[Leftie] ENGAGE THE BRAIN FOX. |
#258192* (?/43) ⚐Flag
<bobby>Hey dude! im watching porn!
<Phil>Aren't your parents home?
<bobby>yup
<Phil>...and they're just letting you?
<bobby>hey, my parents are just glad that im interested in girls
<Phil>...but you're not
<bobby>yea, well its not lesbian porn, now is it? |
#297377* (?/30) ⚐Flag
<onslaught86> Eheheheh. See, she rules.
<OnslaughtSix> You say that as if you still have to convince me.
<OnslaughtSix> She had me at "Penis or GTFO."
<onslaught86> Best girlfriend ever. |
#310076* (?/30) ⚐Flag
< mdinger> who is * and why is he commenting about everyone? |