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#306713* (?/28) ⚐Flag
< pontus> I should however save my money as *drumroll*
< pontus> hold on to your hats:
< pontus> My wife is pregnant
< nigwil> AS/400?
< pontus> :D
< nigwil> ahh
< nigwil> I suppose that just slightly trumps an AS/400, congratulations!
<@carlsson> good luck, and there goes your computer room...Comment: #vintagecomputers
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#308575* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<kw> I feel like people with a dirty mind should come up with a salute so we can identify each other.. I propose an outstretched hand with only the ring finger and thumb folded
<AndrewBC> or you could just always tell dirty jokes
<AndrewBC> and the devil take the prudemost
<kw> oh I always do that anyway
<AndrewBC> WELL THERE YOU GO
<kw> I prefer to hit on girls who have a dirty mind too though
<kw> this will help identify them
<Superpig> kw: that's no good, because people who aren't dirty won't be able to interpret it as a normal handshake
<Superpig> you need something that is obvious to those who know it, but innocent to those who don't
<April> that's discrimination against fingerless dirty minded people
<April> I would have to start the anti-discrimination against fingerless dirty minded people alliance
<Superpig> April: you'll need a better acronym than ADAFDMPA
<Superpig> at the very least it needs to be, like... Quest for Unveiling Erotically Enthusiastic Fellows
<Superpig> or something
<Superpig> British Randythinkers Anonymous
<Superpig> People Against Never Talking Intimacy, Erotica, and Sex
<kw> well, that's a Fine Acronym, Piggy :)Comment: #gamedev on AfterNET
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#307791* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<FernandoBasso> Programmers who use vim become more handsome with the time.
<bairui> then I must have some years to go...
<bairui> thanks, osse.
<engla> aging unix nerd's fatansies
<bairui> does this neck beard make me look fat?
<paradigm> Sometiems I feel guilty for being clean-shaven
<paradigm> like I'm not properly representing my people
<bairui> start with a goatee
<paradigm> hmm
<paradigm> maybe I will
<bairui> be careful... it'll instantly raise your attractiveness... carry a stick to beat away the women mulling agog around you. It can be quite annoying.
<bairui> rest assured that the full neck-beard will eventually dispel this temporary evil
<paradigm> I appreciate the heads up; unprepared, that sounds like it could have overwhelmed me
<bairui> i'm sure you feel you could have faced a little bit of peril
<paradigm> Well now that I know what to expect I'm sure I'll manage
<bairui> good luck; remember... if things look dire, you can *always* describe to them the first time you played with an atari.
<paradigm> My go-to story is usually when I gutted an NES and put a mini-ITX system in there and then set up an NES emulator so I wouldn't have to keep blowing into the cartridges. Women find that stuff impressive, yes?
<bairui> I have nothing more to teach you
<paradigm> That's why they become intimedated when I bring it up
<paradigm> and run away
<bairui> but with such a story... it seems you're violating the very fabric of the universe. Nature abhors a vacuum. grow that goatee!
<paradigm> After reading it phrased as you have, I clearly have no choice in the matter!
<bairui> it has already happened
<FernandoBasso> I'm amused!
<troydm> FernandoBasso: by what?
<FernandoBasso> By the wisdom of vim users. |
#302412* (?/10) ⚐Flag
<Rushhh> i'm logging off
<Rushhh> bye
<@Raide> cya
<Rushhh> is there any slangs for 'logging off'?
<Doomfest> "I'm gonna go take a cock"
<Rushhh> I'm gonna go take a cock
<Pato2747> what
<%Peorth> o.O
<Rushhh> I'm gonna go take a cock :)
<Rushhh> what does it mean
<Fink> doomfest, you are horrible
<Doomfest> rush what is your first language
<Rushhh> Japanese
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Rushhh is ~Rushhh@xxxxx.ne.jp * Rushhh
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#302351* (?/10) ⚐Flag
oh_snap: kharma, What's your job, anyways?
kharma: I make websites.
ike_ike: ...I bet kharma can actually pull girls with that line
kharma: Lol ike_ike.
kharma: 'Hey baby, come back to my place and we can write some dirty html together'
wereguy2: kharma, aww yeaahh
kharma: "Yo, I like the look of your <body>. Come back to my place, <div> your legs and I'll give you <head> on a <table>."
kharma: ...ok, that was probably a bit wrong.Comment: hiveworkshop.com
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#303605* (?/55) ⚐Flag
<Rithli> .......................................................................
<ikusat> watch out rithli
<ikusat> HERE COMES PACMAN ('<)
<Rithli> i poisoned the 11th dot
<Rithli> and pacman can only move in a straight line
<Rithli> he's fucked
<ikusat> (.V)...................................................
<Rithli> good
<ikusat> . (>.)...................................................
<ikusat> . (/\')...................................................
<ikusat> . * ...................................................
<Rithli> pacmelt.wav
<ikusat> ('<) x 2
<Rithli> wtff!!!!
<ikusat> dude i put in 3 quarters
<ikusat> fuckin thinkin ahead |
#304877* (?/45) ⚐Flag
<necrobobsledder> my cat is learning how to open cabinet doors, fuck
<necrobobsledder> apparently he used to open doors by twisting the knob with his paws
<factormystic> I've heard of that before- "We'll be fine, unless the raptors figure out how to open doors"
<factormystic> and you saw how that ended
<factormystic> a hamfisted tale of scientific hubris
<factormystic> so, bewareComment: #cobol
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#304868* (?/45) ⚐Flag
<Pryoidain> If it is between the hours of 2AM-4AM, and you are about to go to bed, and you are located anywhere where there is another individual present, i.e. a house or an apartment, and you decide to masturbate before bed, they WILL wake the fuck up and suddenly have to find YOU just to tell YOU about this amazing fucking dream they had.
<Pryoidain> Fucking hate this shit, it happens entirely too often. |
#304187* (?/45) ⚐Flag
<SoundWizard> I like to think that Australians are just spiders in human disguse
<ShadowExile> Oh really? :P
<ShadowExile> Actually I found a spider the other day
<ShadowExile> it was like, right beside my computer and I went to like, kill it inside a tissue
<ShadowExile> the main part of it's body kinda exploded
<ShadowExile> but it's front part (just the head) was still moving
<ShadowExile> and the legs were still moving
<ShadowExile> fucking scared me
<ShadowExile> i think it was poisonous
<ShadowExile> Then I went to crush it's head and the fucking fangs or something
<ShadowExile> went through the tissue into my finger :(
<ShadowExile> I haven't been able to play since
<SoundWizard> Scary world
<@Bangerz> we don't have poisonous and non-poisonous spiders here, it's dead in 2 minutes or dead in 2 hours |
#301049* (?/45) ⚐Flag
<Kniht> face it, irc is where it's at, everyone else just Doesn't Get It(tm)
<Corwinoid> IRC is kind of like clerks on the tubes
<Kniht> we do have Jey and Silent Bots
<jey> lol |
#304353* (?/38) ⚐Flag
<joosa> Aphakic people are reported to be able to see ultraviolet wavelengths that are normally excluded by the lens.
<JernejL> like a special ability?
<JernejL> i also have a special ability, i can see retarded people that otherwise look normal to others without my ability. |
#307535* (?/38) ⚐Flag
-->Tae|android (Hanru@loves.hot.asian.girls) has joined #cg
<Tae|android> Wangs.
<DellGuy> are you on a plane yet tae
<Tae|android> no
<Tae|android> just went through security
<DellGuy> ah
<Tae|android> should be boarding in about 45 mins
<Tae|android> a woman flying trough vegas had to throw away her cupcakes
<DellGuy> :O
<DellGuy> EVIL
<Tae|android> TSA wouldn't her take em
<DellGuy> that tsa agent is going to hell for wasting cupcakes
<Jigsy> Why did she have to throw away cupcakes? /:)
<DellGuy> Jigsy, in amerca, we cant take things on planes
<Jigsy> Oh.
<DellGuy> soon, we'll have to get on naked
<Tae|android> "the frosting is a threat"
<DellGuy> ^
<DellGuy> hahahah
<DellGuy> hahahahah
<Tae|android> is what the guy said
<Jigsy> I see his point.
<DellGuy> im rofling |
#308429* (?/38) ⚐Flag
<Senix> people who join and quit instantly remind me of people who walk into a room and they're like "Oh whats in here? Oh shit people kbai" |
#310100* (?/38) ⚐Flag
<hekel> boobies
<alty> penis
<`WarpKat> oh don't get me started on politics right now - it's too hot for that shit |
#306138* (?/38) ⚐Flag
Russell: well, no, but I see your point
William: yeah yeah yeah mr Pedantic
Russell: I think you'll find it should be "yeah, yeah, yeah, Mr Pedantic." |
#307249* (?/38) ⚐Flag
<+ark0n> <megate> solve
<+ark0n> <megate> The word has 7 letters, preceded by God, greater than God, more evil than the devil, and if you eat it, you will die.
<+ark0n> <+Jigsy> Apple only has six letters.
<+ark0n> apple w00t
<~Malice> Apple only has five letters. Jigsy is a moron. |
#310628* (?/7) ⚐Flag
*** f0rm3r has joined #atlanta
<Rezbo> and micheal was trying to lure a hamster up his ass
<f0rm3r> i'd forgotten why i avoid irc
<f0rm3r> thanks for reminding me
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#311671* (?/17) ⚐Flag
<Coylabe> Siiiiiiiiigh... gotta reboot.
<Coylabe> Be right back.
<vivia> Windows?!
<Coylabe> Yes.
<vivia> :(
<Coylabe> Open software dreaming... on such a Windows day... |
#311673* (?/18) ⚐Flag
<alami> Dear Mozilla community, I’m conducting a survey (part of my PhD studies) to understand the pull request assessment process in open source communities- PLEASE, participate in the survey. What value is there in participating? 1. I’ll share the results with the Mozilla community as soon as they become available. This will include a report on how the PR asses
<alami> [survey URL]
<Spambot_9001> PR asses! That sounds interesting.
<alami> I’m conducting a survey (part of my PhD studies) to understand the pull request assessment process in open source communities- PLEASE, participate
<Xion> But what do the PR asses do? Don't leave us hanging
<alami> It's meant to be PR assessmentComment: When the character limit is just right...
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#309056* (?/31) ⚐Flag
Rapscallion: what should I fap to
Glint: snails
Stormhog: Jets
Rapscallion: nevermind |
#308879* (?/31) ⚐Flag
<Loweko> Gak is either a sticky, unpleasantly goopy liquid; a small overly-friendly species of exotic rodent related to the Alot, or some form of fine wine.
<Loweko> Garcon! A class of your finest White Gak.
<wraith> An order I would not care to risk to interpretation. |
#309278* (?/31) ⚐Flag
Forecaster: What about dragons? Can I train my dragon at home?
malkix87: Yes, but you need to get zoning clearance from your municipal government.
Ducky: In some states, you may only need the approval of 80% of your neighbors.
Lawnchair: Does it count if the dragon eats 20% of them?
Frida: Wouldn’t those 80% now be the new 100% if the dragon ate 20% of them?
RedMalakhai: Yes, but the remaining neighbors might rethink letting you keep a dragon if it’s already eaten 20% of them. |
#296833* (?/31) ⚐Flag
<tottenkoph> so. I think I have figured out how to make companion cube earrings
<tottenkoph> and will be attempting such this weekend yay \o/
<dopey> yeah?
<tottenkoph> yup!
<tottenkoph> I found an instructable on how to make them out of clay, the rest is a piece of cake
<tottenkoph> ... which is coincidentally a lie |
#298168* (?/31) ⚐Flag
<EeveeTrainer> no i do not love my parents
<EeveeTrainer> because they irresponsibly reproduced
<EeveeTrainer> my mother is very depressed and was not prepared to create a facilitative environment for a child who would be genetically at risk for similar depresson
<kakky> maybe she's depressed because you are a faggot |
#304798* (?/31) ⚐Flag
<+`WarpKat> one of these days, there's gonna be a linux distro that comes in the flavor of Zork.
<+`WarpKat> and when it wants you to update instead of go to lunch, it'll say something like, "Your Office - You are sitting at a desk in your office. The door is open and you see a brightly lit carpeted hallway. An update alert has just been fetched. It is almost lunchtime."
<+`WarpKat> then it gives you a ">" prompt
<+`WarpKat> =:\ |