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#305970* (?/79) ⚐Flag
<a1104477> does anyone have a good site to DL free 3d models from?
<awox> for?
<cmrn> 3d models
<cmrn> cant you read
<awox> what the fuck are the models for
<awox> fuck
<cmrn> 3d
<cmrn> dumbass
<awox> WHAT IS HIS INTENTIONS
<cmrn> to get 3d models
<cmrn> T.T
<awox> a1104477: fuck you I'm not helping you anymore

#307302* (?/42) ⚐Flag
<+Asestorian> I was dragged down to give blood today
<+Asestorian> but when we got there they said they were closing up
<+Asestorian> but I got a "give blood" wrist band thing anyway
<+Asestorian> so now it looks like I am good person
<+Asestorian> but I don't actually have to be one

#311274* (?/42) ⚐Flag
< rsaarelm> I noticed bash.org has been removing some of the old quotes.
< rsaarelm> bash,orgâˆ•?777977 This one's gone now.
<@gwern> rsaarelm: I wonder why. if it was by anonymous, there can hardly have been a copyright takedown, and some mild profanity is not enough to censor it
< CoJaBo> gwern: They broke their database
< rsaarelm> Another gone one. bash,orgâˆ•?794379
< CoJaBo> Every quote with non-ASCII characters is gone
<@gwern> CoJaBo: why haven't they fixed it?
< CoJaBo> I submitted a quote telling them to fix their quotes, but it's been awaiting moderation for over a year now

#213679* (?/43) ⚐Flag
<Sepheus> At school I was the straight kid that all the gay kids hit on.

#309692* (?/52) ⚐Flag
21:32 --> href (~href@1169wgv.random.sh) has joined #charybdis
21:32 (href) hi
21:35 (Argure) hy
21:46 (Rylai) hi
21:48 (Dustin) hi
21:48 (ChrisAM) hi
21:48 (grawity) hi
21:49 (KindOne) hi
21:59 (HavokOC) hi
22:03 (Argure) hi
22:05 (Dustin) hi
22:05 (Quora) hi
22:05 (Niichan) hi
22:06 (grawity) hi
22:12 (mr_flea) hi
22:30 (KindOne) c-c-c-combo breaker
22:39 (ChrisAM) god damnit KindOne
22:45 (Rylai) god dammit KindOne
22:47 (aji) god dammit KindOne
22:48 (Quora) god dammit KindOne
22:48 (Dustin) god dammit KindOne
22:50 (Argure) god dammit KindOne
22:52 (Aerdan) .

#306981* (?/52) ⚐Flag
<@scoff> All dressed up and no one to +o

#304972* (?/52) ⚐Flag
<TParadox> So tonight, the moon turned to blood and the stars fell from the sky. It can only mean one thing.
<TParadox> Net Neutrality is dead.
<[DOA]> Cthulhu ftaghn, ïa ïa ComcastComment: On the night of a lunar eclipse.

#302101* (?/52) ⚐Flag
buddyq: my friend wants to know how to send a group of photos from iphotos to me as a batch. I dont have a mac, so how can she do that?
fleebailey33 buddyq: we dont annswer those kind of questions here, Sorry
fleebailey33: the guy who comes to irc who doesn't use macs to help the girl out who isn't there in hopes he can get laid questions.
fleebailey33: you would be surprised how much those come up actually.Comment: ##mac freenode

#311483* (?/37) ⚐Flag
<+Kawa> She sucks as if your dick is a caprisun
<@GIGA-DEATH> After stabbing it with a straw?
<@GIGA-DEATH> And tearing it open because those damn straws never go in right?
<+Kawa> YES.
<@GIGA-DEATH> Jesus fuck, Kawa.

#208874* (?/36) ⚐Flag
* eddieate half heartedly looks for another job
< Ben> you could be a stripper for the blind
<@damoxc> i've been doing that for ages

#295863* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<elzombiediablo> Ok, so I got banned from the bi/les/gay room yesterday and when ever I send the e-mail to request they lift the ban I get it sent back straight away with a delivery failure notice. Does anyone else get this problem?!
<earsecks> Nope, I'm straight.Comment: Hilarious

#295763* (?/35) ⚐Flag
***betweenthewheels fires a photon at photon with a 180 phase shift
photon: :o
photon left the room (quit: Nick collision from services.).

#295581* (?/35) ⚐Flag
InfernalTempestX: okay, so instead of going to florida like the rest of our friends, we're going to sit in front of our computers and make subtitles for "The Passion of The Christ" in leet?
InfernalTempestX: am i correct?

#309595* (?/22) ⚐Flag
<@AllenBDuMont> I'd like to find a way to mix first and third world problems in a manner that benefits nobody. Such as, make sure starving Nigerians all get iPads, and whenever they try to use them have a popup ask them if they've eaten, and if they say no, remind them that lack of nutrition leads to death.

#309611* (?/21) ⚐Flag
< MadCamel> fyi tcp is the only protocol allowed incoming to the server. this is implemented upstream
< MadCamel> lessens the attack area, keeps those dns reflection ddoses at bay along with other nasties.
< MadCamel> if tcp packets/sec raises above a threshold some statistical analysis kicks in and drops packets that are behaving different from the normal traffic. This happens upstream. On the host
itself there's syncookies followed by an incoming connections/second blacklist..
< MadCamel> so it sheds syn floods then any IP that does complete a full 3-way handshake is limited to X handshakes/minute before it gets added to a temporary blocklist. Kills spoofed synfloods and
botnet based connection floods, anything that erks through
< Mistakes> sexy
< Frostypants> MadCamelot: thanks for explaining
< melkior> Ah. That was an explanation? Thanks for explaining that.

#309351* (?/21) ⚐Flag
<dork_t> gaaay ... work
<graphitemaster>stop referring to concepts as gay
<graphitemaster>concepts can't have sexual orientation
<graphitemaster>unless it's C++ concepts, those are gay.

#310356* (?/21) ⚐Flag
<Jobe> I always thought I was a failure, but an apache log file has shown me that there are people worse then me who are dumb enough to have a httpd serve their home dir directly
<Jobe> I mean:
<Jobe> 162.13.122.121 - - [25/Aug/2014:22:45:46 -0400] "HEAD /.ssh/id_rsa HTTP/1.1" 404 - "-" "-" [pid 26069]
<Jobe> 162.13.122.121 - - [25/Aug/2014:22:45:46 -0400] "HEAD /.ssh/id_dsa HTTP/1.1" 404 - "-" "-" [pid 26069]

#302930* (?/21) ⚐Flag
Jaysee: im not sure whether to lol really hard or feel concerned....
Jaysee: this really really really slutty girl i know, got trashed last night and had sex, but forgot her tampon was in (wtf)
Jaysee: then she put another one in
Jaysee: and realised the other was lodged right up there
Jaysee: and cant get it out
Jaysee: she has to see a gyno now....
Jaysee: you know what, ive made up my mind.
Jaysee: im gonna laugh
Jaysee: and AS IF the guy
Jaysee: couldnt see or feel the tampon
Jaysee: he must have the tinest cock ever
Jaysee: he must of been like
Jaysee: "hell yea hitting her cervix pretty hard right now"
Jaysee: worst prob is she is gonna have to go to the gyno who is probably gonna find more things wrong with her vagina
Jaysee: its like going to doctors for a cold and finding out you have chlamydia, aids, herpes, and jungle fever...."oh and youre really loose too"

#299718* (?/21) ⚐Flag
Tandylion: FFS
Tandylion: I want to stop using PCs
Riomerc: Why?
Tandylion: They = Gay
Tandylion: Outside = Better
Riomerc: 'kay.
Riomerc: So go outside
Tandylion: It's raining.

#297361* (?/62) ⚐Flag
(11:40:44 PM) Latias is a man: :D
(11:41:00 PM) Find the commas..........,................,.......,...,......,..,,.....,,..Did you get all 10?: :P
(11:41:04 PM) Find the commas..........,................,.......,...,......,..,,.....,,..Did you get all 10?: There we go
(11:41:25 PM) Latias is a man: There are still only 9. :|
(11:41:30 PM) Find the commas..........,................,.......,...,......,..,,.....,,..Did you get all 10?: >.>
(11:41:32 PM) Find the commas..........,................,.......,...,......,..,,.....,,..Did you get all 10?: Try again
(11:41:48 PM) Latias is a man: ONLY (
(11:41:49 PM) Latias is a man: 9*
(11:42:01 PM) Find the commas..........,................,.......,...,......,..,,.....,,..Did you get all 10?: Try again
(11:42:20 PM) Latias is a man: ...
(11:42:20 PM) Latias is a man: 9
(11:42:39 PM) Find the commas..........,................,.......,...,......,..,,.....,,..Did you get all 10?: Omg
(11:42:39 PM) Latias is a man: Count them yourself
(11:42:42 PM) Find the commas..........,................,.......,...,......,..,,.....,,..Did you get all 10?: I did
(11:42:47 PM) Find the commas..........,................,.......,...,......,..,,.....,,..Did you get all 10?: There are 10 commas
(11:42:55 PM) Latias is a man: Where is the tenth one?
(11:43:02 PM) Find the commas..........,................,.......,...,......,..,,.....,,..Did you get all 10?: In the periods?
(11:43:16 PM) Latias is a man: *counts*
(11:43:21 PM) Latias is a man: There's only 9! XD
(11:43:50 PM) doziguy@hotmail.com is now known as DoZiGuy.
(11:43:57 PM) DoZiGuy: bbl
(11:44:03 PM) Find the commas..........,................,.......,...,......,..,,.....,,..Did you get all 10?: NO!
(11:55:30 PM) DoZiGuy: Back
(11:55:38 PM) DoZiGuy: WHERE ARE THE 10 COMMAS
(11:55:47 PM) DoZiGuy: POINT THEM OUT SPECIFIALLY XD
(11:55:47 PM) Find the commas..........,................,.......,...,......,..,,.....,,..Did you get all 10?: ...i'm done
(11:55:55 PM) Find the commas..........,................,.......,...,......,..,,.....,,..Did you get all 10?: No point in wasting breathe
(11:55:57 PM) Find the commas..........,................,.......,...,......,..,,.....,,..Did you get all 10?: Or..keys
(11:56:06 PM) DoZiGuy: Latias
(11:56:07 PM) DoZiGuy: There
(11:56:08 PM) DoZiGuy: Are
(11:56:09 PM) DoZiGuy: Only
(11:56:10 PM) DoZiGuy: 9
(11:56:11 PM) DoZiGuy: Comma
(11:56:12 PM) Find the commas..........,................,.......,...,......,..,,.....,,..Did you get all 10?: 10*
(11:56:12 PM) DoZiGuy: s
(11:56:19 PM) DoZiGuy: ANYWHERE IN YOUR NAME
(11:56:25 PM) DoZiGuy: BETWEEN THE PERIODS OR OTHERWISE
(11:58:03 PM) Find the commas..........,................,.......,...,......,..,,.....,,..Did you get all 10?: Jk :P

#300021* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<CodeBlock> scott: what does std::string let me do?
<nixeagle> use std::string

#300135* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<Ichiruka>hey Fax
<Ichiruka>wheres the bot?
<Fax>I woke up this morning
<Fax>to a lightswitch that doesn't work
<Fax>and a hot water heater full of cold water
<Ichiruka>oh
<Fax>because some idiot bastard electrician decided "O THATS GOOD ENUFF"
<Fax>and then the rain came today and BLEW UP A TRANSFORMER
<Fax>I WAS LIKE
<Fax>NOOOOOOOOO OPTIMUS
<Fax>and as he died
<Fax>he fell over onto a powerpole
<Fax>and knocked out power to my entire neighborhood
<Fax>So I called PG&E and was like "sup"
<Fax>and they were all "O lol we don't even know what's wrong"
<Fax>"we'll tell you what's wrong by 10 AM when we can be arsed to go check"
<Ichiruka>lame
<Fax>"and MAYBE we'll have it fixed by this afternoon"
<Quan>if that happened here itll be back in 2 hours if not much less
<Fax>you don't live in California
<Fax>LAND OF PUSSIES
<Quan>thats my point
<Fax>OH GOD ITS RAINING I NEED TO DRIVE THIRTY MILES AN HOUR UNDER THE SPEED LIMIT IN THE FAST LANE
<Fax>bitches, this isn't rain
<Fax>it's not rain until it hurts when it hits you
<Fax>and even then its not rain, it's HAIL bitches
<Fax>srz, when it snows around here, people go to church because they think they've done something wrong.Comment: irc.vision-irc.net #bvs-colbertnation

#300239* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<Holz> 19:22:32 !anonymous! VERSION mIRC v6.34 Khaled Mardam-Bey <--- /ban -u120 nick 3
<anonymous> ?
<Holz> That's the answer to your question.
<Locotes> That will ban the nick for 2 minutes
<anonymous> ok
<anonymous> for what kind of minutes
<Locotes> 120 = 120 seconds = 2 minutes.
<Holz> The 60 seconds kind of minutes...Comment: irc.rizon.net #help

#308917* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<Zylum> I will become quite famous when I create a helpdesk script that responds to every question with, "I don't know, just google it."

#309023* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<Tessie1985> wine doesnt freeze right?
<GargajCNS> sure it does
<Kharon> it does
<Tessie1985> fucking shit
<Tessie1985> brbComment: #imgurians

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