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#302218* (?/62) ⚐Flag
<+Hajuu> going to work on my bike for a bit
<+Webbby> ^^^^ is that Hajuu slang for he's going to beat off?
<+Hajuu> LOL
<+Hajuu> nah its a motorized bicycle
<+Hajuu> xD
<+Hajuu> just noshing into some noodles first
<+Anti-X> THAT'S Hajuu slang for beating off |
#304919* (?/84) ⚐Flag
<Inaba> Hey, did you hear about that actress that got stabbed last night?
<Inaba> Reese something...
<wolfx> Witherspoon?
<Inaba> No, with a knife
<Dadido3> :o |
#302061* (?/65) ⚐Flag
<hcfd> Oh for fucksake.. girly has been out drinking, and she fell asleep, cheeseburger in hand. In a cute way, of course. Bless.
<Jeff|Laptop> do you have a cat? it may desire the cheeseburger :P
<hcfd> hah, I do not share my home with a cat, though I think that's about to change.
<FuzzyPlushroom> hcfd: Steal the cheeseburger. Leave an "I haz ur cheezburger" note in its place.
<hcfd> Awh, if /only/ she'd get the reference |
#308402* (?/46) ⚐Flag
<&JBird> :(
<&JBird> i cant believe...
<&JBird> after all we've been through
<&BaKamann> it's not butter
<&JBird> lol |
#307484* (?/46) ⚐Flag
<Sharma> Drag Toilet Paper
<Sharma> 42,029 users
<Sharma> Unroll the toilet paper with your mouse. It's very simple.
<Sharma> ...
<AdmiralA> Facebook
<AdmiralA> 800,000,000 users
<AdmiralA> ...
<Sharma> i'd rather use facebook than unroll virtual toilet paper
<AdmiralA> My point is 42,000 people wasting their time with some useless virtual toy
<AdmiralA> is a lot better than 800 *million* people voluntarily subjecting themselves to privacy infringement |
#301036* (?/46) ⚐Flag
<Gord> I forgot that today was a pot luck day here
<CapnDan> Quick trip to KFC will fix that
<Gord> Nah, going somewhere else for lunch is easier. :)
<Worped> Unless, of course, pot luck, in this case, refers to weed :)
<Gord> I'd argue that KFC would still be a solution to that problem. :) |
#300627* (?/46) ⚐Flag
FerretKnows: explain "Heh"
FerretKnows: because I can't.
floppie7th: make the sound
floppie7th: it's a single guffaw
floppie7th: usually used to be polite without really being interested in whatever is being said; alternatively you might be interested but it just wasn't funny
FerretKnows: that was disturbingly well done
floppie7th: <-- baller |
#309392* (?/14) ⚐Flag
[22:51:24:Apr:2013] <+Mysticode> anyone here versed in phpBB3? :|
[22:51:24:Apr:2013] <+ashridah> oh god
[22:51:24:Apr:2013] <+ashridah> run
[22:51:24:Apr:2013] <+ashridah> run screaming |
#310489* (?/13) ⚐Flag
<Morgawr> using haskell does make you think differently, you might not like it at first but then it opens your mind to new possibilities you would've never considered
<Morgawr> it's like shoving a dildo up your ass
<Kuraitou> that's one of the useful things I gathered from haskell :3c |
#302462* (?/13) ⚐Flag
<CoJaBo-Aztec> I amost glued my hand to a cock :/
<CoJaBo-Aztec> *almost
<EntityReborn> wtf?
<CoJaBo-Aztec> ...
<EntityReborn> Haha
<CoJaBo-Aztec> clock, even
<CoJaBo-Aztec> I really should fix that key -_-' |
#302908* (?/13) ⚐Flag
<Damien> lol i'm taking hentai requests for this guy on msn
<Damien> he thinks i'm a girl
<Damien> drawing hot pictures for him
<Damien> what a fag |
#311014* (?/13) ⚐Flag
Sockerbagarn: help, which drive letter should I use for my new disk
Paul.Power: U
Sockerbagarn: did not see that one coming
Paul.Power: it shares a birthday with you
Paul.Power: so next year you can sing "happy birthday to U"
Sockerbagarn: mn ujj
Sockerbagarn: that's what my forhead typed as I slammed it on my keyboard
Sockerbagarn: ok, so not U
Sockerbagarn: thanks for narrowing it down at least |
#311128* (?/13) ⚐Flag
<sami> eventually twitter always comes back to u
<sami> especially when ppl in job interviews ask you if you're *really* a porn star
<sami> I started freelancing coding out porn sites, so I was making internet porn, therefore my twitter bio was "internet porn star'
<sami> ok I thought it was funny
<sami> then I was in an interview and this guy who l like blackadder leans over rly close
<sami> "So are you...you know...do you have any of your works I can see?"
<sami> "I thought I sent over my portfolio"
<sami> "I don't have a problem, I'm very progressive, but do you have any of your movies?"
<sami> after that I changed my bio on twitter
<sami> the moral of the story was, I wasn't gonna work with blackadder |
#311168* (?/13) ⚐Flag
< eightyeight> the trick is convincing my family _why_ they need end-to-end encrypted communication
< eightyeight> seriously, if it even comes remotely close to a discussion about security or privacy, they shrug their shoulders with "I don't have anything to hide anyway. lolololol"
< eightyeight> i've always responded with "Well, then let me see you naked."
< eightyeight> hasn't worked yet
< eightyeight> :) |
#311197* (?/13) ⚐Flag
<HalfNote6>Dear Autocorrect: "Everytime" is an adjective, and only suitable for bad advertizing slogans. STOP correcting "every time" to "everytime" EVERY TIME! |
#303045* (?/68) ⚐Flag
<blackdevl> so at bbq yesterday, moms friends daughter was there
<blackdevl> and she said something and said "it looks like rave gloves"
<blackdevl> so i was like, did you say rave gloves, or rape gloves
<blackdevl> cause, i have both
<blackdevl> however, the rape gloves are slightly usedComment: EFnet #windows2000
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#311371* (?/33) ⚐Flag
16:03:45 <+Dom`> It's gonna take me 3 hours to publish this stupidi website
16:04:23 <@homerj> WHAT YEAR IS IT?
16:04:40 <@stereo_> 1937
16:04:50 <@normod> I don't think you're web developing right if your web pages are 30MB
16:05:16 <+Dom`> MVC
16:05:20 <+Dom`> the whole project is 200 MB
16:05:21 <+Dom`> :/
16:06:37 <@normod> ...
16:06:47 <+Dom`> what
16:14:38 <+clockwork> it's to keep dialup users out
16:14:57 < ohgeetee> why would they discriminate against slovenia like that |
#307696* (?/33) ⚐Flag
<thirdboxcar> no one knows how to directly link to a filtered-by-type content overview page?
<self> thirdboxcar: emulate it with a view and link to that?
<carwinyoung> thirdboxcar: not without creating a view really
<timplunkett> thirdboxcar: build a view with vbo
<self> Three agree; it has been done.Comment: #drupal-support
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#295859* (?/33) ⚐Flag
<helf2> my brother asked my nephew "so, what do you want your moms new baby to be?" "a LITTLE BROTHER!!" "why not a sister?" "NOT UNLESS SHE IS HOT!"
<helf2> ... thanks for keeping up the southern stereotypes :P
<leavengood> hah |
#297662* (?/33) ⚐Flag
< jb> heh, i got invited to a friends 4th of July BBQ.
< jb> he's 2nd or 3rd generation Iraqi-American
< jb> "It's all towelhead cuisine, no pork, no jews."
< jb> "PS. kidding, bring the Jews." |
#295334* (?/33) ⚐Flag
< wispurs> "fanboy"?
< wispurs> what does that mean
< juu> urbandictionary it wisp
< wispurs> i cant
< withnail> it means someone who presses their cock against a moving fan |
#303365* (?/53) ⚐Flag
<TheM-netbook> yeah, "god" is a concept more than an actual thing or state of being
<chaosisorder> Like Duke Nukem Forever
<TheM-netbook> haha
<TheM-netbook> god is vaporware |
#304206* (?/55) ⚐Flag
<notjerl> This computer lab si cold as hell
<FrozenSpider> that's not that cold actually |
#304087* (?/55) ⚐Flag
<canibus2677> pentium 1 lol
<AlienDK> I don't have no pentium :P
<canibus2677> still exists?
<AlienDK> Yeah sure
<AlienDK> In CPU HELL!
<AlienDK> Where CPU's are constantly at 100% load
<AlienDK> and they have no cooling
<AlienDK> BUT THEY CANNOT DIE!
<AlienDK> MWUHAHAHAHA |
#303228* (?/36) ⚐Flag
<starspun> I think I just upset this guy from Iceland.
<starspun> By saying ISK is a make-believe currency, like the Zimbabwean dollar.
<Rilgon> I dunno who that's a bigger insult to, Zimbabwe or EVE players |