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#308076* (?/31) ⚐Flag
<Omega_Guardian> similar story from some house buyers. They bought a house on sale...moved in, found..uh oops, the previous owner was hanging around. In the closest. |
#306760* (?/31) ⚐Flag
<Rick> incompetent ebay sellers
<Rick> I sent a message asking about something, he responds with a good answer but thinks I bought it and gives me the code |
#309130* (?/31) ⚐Flag
<tonyb486> It's like when I called someone at my school to ask about classes, after like 5 minutes they got bored with me and were like "alright, have a nice day sir" and hung up on me
<tonyb486> NEW RULE: saying 'have a nice day sir' and hanging up on someone without solving their problem is equivilant to saying 'no homo' before gay sex |
#205510* (?/31) ⚐Flag
Just Stopping To Say Thanks,Comment: Just Stopping To Say Thanks,
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#300481* (?/31) ⚐Flag
<+Lonyo> "Loli Sex Slave Kept for 18 Years" <- that doesnt even make sense
<%Kenji_Ikari> yeah
<%Kenji_Ikari> they can be kept for 9 years at most!
<%Kenji_Ikari> and that's only if you picked them while fresh
<Kenn> Maybe it's a dead one. |
#307129* (?/46) ⚐Flag
<rogueclown> two men is slash. two women is femslash. a man and a woman is het.
<myself> My keyboard has a slash and a backslash. Which should I use until unicode defines a femslash?
<rogueclown> myself: easy, it's a %. you know...a slash with some boobies
<rogueclown> a femslash.
<Stormgren> I am never going to look at shift-5 the same againComment: If you don't know what slash fic is... that's fine.
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#305444* (?/46) ⚐Flag
pock: I am afraid to tell this girl my feelings
shooter: get wasted then do it
pock: sounds good
smeddy: that's the worst fucking idea
smeddy: that doesn't work
smeddy: HERE'S WHAT YOU DO
smeddy: get yourself a bright colored t-shirt
smeddy: and get "PUSSY EATUH" printed on there real big
pock: lmao
shooter: listen to smeddy he gets bitches |
#301293* (?/58) ⚐Flag
eagleheartxd: I'm going to call myself Giggles
eagleheartxd: that way it really fucks with people
eagleheartxd: GIGGLES STRIKES AGAIN - 4 DEAD IN BRUTAL SLAYING
eagleheartxd: and people would read it
eagleheartxd: and they'd laugh and then they'd feel HORRIFIED at laughing
eagleheartxd: but hey, giggles |
#299728* (?/27) ⚐Flag
<+tet> I was going to the lab that's associated with my "Introduction to Evolution" class
<+tet> and they had a big door and a little door to get into the classroom and the little door was open
<+tet> so I said "hey look! natural selection against fat people!" |
#230126* (?/42) ⚐Flag
<Lazers> Linux viruses are so rare, you have to buy them. |
#311622* (?/44) ⚐Flag
<pikapika> Girlcocks are fucking amazing
<cheapie> THEN HAVE I GOT GREAT NEWS FOR YOU
<cheapie> *ahem* |
#311579* (?/26) ⚐Flag
<pholtos> Ted Nugent says Democrats should be shot like coyotes
<YelseyKing> Ted Nugent also said the kids protesting gun violence "have no soul". The guy is a lunatic.
<StriderHLC> Ted Nugent got out of Vietnam by shitting his pants for a week.
<StriderHLC> Just getting that out there. |
#303134* (?/24) ⚐Flag
<michael> why is it okay for there to be a food company called Quaker's
<michael> I bet if someone started a food company called Mormon's
<michael> someone would get offended |
#302914* (?/23) ⚐Flag
snow_ my favorite crayon was fuchsia
snow_ i rocked that one all the damn time
snow_ made a good combo w/ cerulean
snow_ as well
snow_ and you scored a big hit on the girl factions
snow_ by stealing one of THEIR colors
snow_ although in the hands of snow, certified man
snow_ mixed with some black, silver, and various shades of blue
snow_ you could make some sick backgrounds
snow_ red-orange was also a kick ass color
snow_ the one you didn't want to take no matter what was carnation pink
snow_ if you were a boy and your carnation pink crayon wasn't pristine
snow_ you were a fag
snow_ i kept spares, motherfuckersComment: #geekissues
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#311290* (?/23) ⚐Flag
<monoxane> Americans fail geography
<Khelpw> Yeah, generally it isn't our strong suit
<Khelpw> basically the map looks like this - New york, California, texas somewhere in the middle, florida's the donger thing and everything else is just corn and cows. Down south is where the folks come from who take our jobs, further than that and it's all the amazon rain forest or some shit
<Khelpw> up north we've got polite folks who care a bit much about hockey, maple syrup and mooses. and across the pond is a whole gaggle of "???" that doesn't really matter except that they all owe us money for being the best country in the worldComment: Freenode ##sysadmin-casual
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#310932* (?/11) ⚐Flag
<Juffer> Teke - so your point is that, if I were on the committee and I wanted to implement my Reign of Blood and Skulls, I'd have to eliminate all opposition?
<MellowK> actually, around here, people might just be like "finally! someone who actually has a plan!"
<Teke> Juffer: My point is that you can try to implement your Reign of Blood and Skulls, but the amount of paperwork involved ensures the process to be such a reign unto its own
<MellowK> The Reign of Blood, Skulls, And Paperwork, All The Paperwork
<Teke> Paper beats skull
<Elric> blood soaks paper?
<Wellington> skull contains blood! |
#311105* (?/11) ⚐Flag
<teratoma> there is a restaurant at the corner of 40th and Broadway that is super good
<teratoma> Cloven And Hoof i think its called
<teratoma> the butcher has 8 fingers
<ClaudiaX> Hmm
<teratoma> where'd the other 2 fingers go!
<teratoma> it is a mystery |
#295387* (?/11) ⚐Flag
<Cowclops> the bottom of a box of cinnamon toast crunch is like the most delicious thing ever |
#305225* (?/54) ⚐Flag
<an0n[Coma]> Barney Stinson (from How I Met Your Mother) lost his virginity at 23? All my dreams, torn asunder...
<an0n[Coma]> And no, before any of you backstabbing cunts says it, it's not because that means I can no longer be Barney. >:/
<an0n[Coma]> Hmmm. I would need to be blonde...
<an0n[Coma]> And secretly gay...
<an0n[Coma]> I'm already halfway there.
<T1g4h> you're blonde now?
<an0n[Coma]> .....Sure, why not? |
#301733* (?/53) ⚐Flag
<CyrixLord> a:\
<CyrixLord> a: you're not the boss of me!
<Kniht> a:\? you still use that?
<CyrixLord> funny you mention that
<CyrixLord> i got a new computer that still had a 3.5
<Kniht> ..new?
<CyrixLord> it was an amd pheremone x4
<CyrixLord> yes hp compaq dc5850 MT
* Kniht holds up a floppy disk in one hand and a 400GB flash drive in the other
<Kniht> the floppy disk is heavier and bigger
<CyrixLord> you don't have a 400GB flash drive
<Kniht> think I have a floppy disk anywhere around here either? |
#307004* (?/53) ⚐Flag
-!- Novice [80@FOO-5BA436D3.eastlink.ca] has joined #hn
<@Mr_Shifty> mornin Novy
<@Mr_Shifty> you're just in time
< Novice> Oh!?
< Novice> Breakfast?
<@Mr_Shifty> Sure
<@Mr_Shifty> Breakfast.
<@Mr_Shifty> That works too.
* Mr_Shifty takes off his goggles and puts the plunger behind the sofa.
* Mr_Shifty removes his hazmat suit |
#311177* (?/19) ⚐Flag
<acidjazz> what was it you were saying you found in vim?
<oclet> if you open a new blank vim as root and type :w! /etc/shadow it will show an ansi fireworks show |
#311561* (?/19) ⚐Flag
figa2003: caterfxo: running it is like idk an orgasm. You'll see a '90 computer run smooth like it was an i7
caterfxo lols
figa2003: caterfxo: as long as you don't try to open internet
figa2003: caterfxo: internet kills dreams
figa2003: Internet kills everything
figa2003: Privacy, friendships, fun, reality, happiness, money... I don't want to live in '2xxx :( |
#304101* (?/89) ⚐Flag
* drakes has joined #isharia
<drakes> hello
<tatapyranga> greetings drakes
<TheFizzMeister> Is there any reason you sometimes come in as drakes and sometimes as Drakes?
<drakes> yes
<Delano> He's trying to capitalize on something
<TheFizzMeister> Delano: I hate you.
<Delano> TheFizzMeister, get in line |
#304411* (?/60) ⚐Flag
<Hey-An_Alien> Why does the rounded part on the head of a penis get censored out in Japan?
<Hey-An_Alien> <link>
<Shinki_Asakura> Not touching that link.
<Shinki_Asakura> Not after a question like that.Comment: #touhou, irc.darkmyst.org
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