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#299913* (?/60) ⚐Flag
<mikedg-blau> dude where in texas are you
<mikedg-blau> we need to go pickup chicks next time im around
<_Auron|G1_> 'we'?
<KNY> mikedg-blau: hahaha
<KNY> you couldn't get a chick and _Auron|G1_ wouldn't know what to do with one
<KNY> other than go shopping or watch sex and the city while drinking appletinis of course :)
<mikedg-blau> thats why 'we' need to do it
<mikedg-blau> so he can get them and i can figure out what to do with themComment: #android-offtopic on Freenode
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#307168* (?/50) ⚐Flag
< Soviet> see
< Soviet> I can have the biggest fucking boner ever
< Soviet> and I don't have to hide it cause no one can see it
< Rezagrats> Soviet: your penis is that small? |
#304199* (?/49) ⚐Flag
bunny: i'm pretty sure my girlfriend reads my texts
bunny: i even called her out on it once after i caught her red handed
bunny: and she denied it
bunny: and i got in trouble
muffy: oh fuck that
muffy: don't date a jedi
muffy: never works |
#303697* (?/38) ⚐Flag
<+PeRfEcT_GuY> heart that too
<+PeRfEcT_GuY> im waiting for a proper
<+PeRfEcT_GuY> dvdrip
<+PeRfEcT_GuY> to post
<+MarcoDiMarco> ^^,
<+BlueMaxima> You really need to learn to conserve your enter key PeRfEcT_GuY
<+PeRfEcT_GuY> huh
<+MarcoDiMarco> what he means is
<+PeRfEcT_GuY> which?
<+MarcoDiMarco> that
<+MarcoDiMarco> you
<+MarcoDiMarco> dont
<+MarcoDiMarco> have
<+MarcoDiMarco> to
<+MarcoDiMarco> place
<+MarcoDiMarco> every
<+MarcoDiMarco> word
<+MarcoDiMarco> on
<+MarcoDiMarco> a
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<+BlueMaxima> Seperate line :P |
#309700* (?/38) ⚐Flag
Murein: also I'm a horrible person, in lieu of representing a set of mathematical equivalencies, I just drew an arrow with "TI-89" over it and the resultComment: ppirc.net
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#311467* (?/16) ⚐Flag
<Bill48105> hmm in case anyone needs it
<Bill48105> using Hurricane Electric
<Victorsueca> who names his brand Hurricane Electric?
<Victorsueca> mixing hurricanes and electricity sounds counterproductive
<Bill48105> lol
<Bill48105> yet powerful! |
#310863* (?/15) ⚐Flag
<Lore> Within twenty minutes of meeting her, she had worked her suicide attempt into the conversation.
<Kyol> hooboy
<Lore> And then, ten minutes later, I overheard her repeating the same story to Colette.
<tieboy> I've known far too many people like that
<Kyol> Were the two of you wearing your trendy cafeshops "I GIVE A SHIT" hoodies?
<tieboy> "Hi, I've been fondled by my Dad and tried to commit suicide. Your name is?"
<Lore> The best part is the story itself.
<Lore> Apparently her cat pushed the gun out of her mouth. That's not a metaphor.
<Lore> So it's great, because she can work it into any conversation involving pets.
<Kyol> You met Tori Amos? COOL!
<tieboy> was the cat buttered at the time?
<zompist> "yah, my cat's always getting in the way too."
<Lore> And, I might add, does.
<Lore> So the cat, she informs EVERYONE SHE MEETS, now gets whatever it wants.
<zompist> obviously it wants guns
<bob> guns and butter
<mdxi> cats are not known for their mastery of economic policy
<Lore> What I like is that if you assume that the one cat that saved her did so purposefully, it implies that the rest of her cats wanted her dead.
<raven> In the guest room, the other cats are giving him an ass-kicking. "Two years down the drain, you bastard! We'd finally gotten her to buy ammo!" |
#310876* (?/15) ⚐Flag
(On Slack)
John: oh, i just figured out the stars are bookmarks.
John: i was using them to tell people i liked their message
John: so now i've bookmarked the punchlines to a hundred jokes i don't remember |
#311109* (?/15) ⚐Flag
<Stimor> playing without glasses is the best anti-aliasing
[...]
<Stimor> my head started to hurt and i could not read ANY of the texts so i had no idea what i was doing in hitman bm :(
<Stimor> CANCEL IDEA |
#311159* (?/15) ⚐Flag
<&NekoBrianFangirl> I wouldn't even know that Azerbaijan existed without Eurovision
<&NekoBrianFangirl> ALSO
<&NekoBrianFangirl> Spelt it right first try
<&NekoBrianFangirl> BOOM! Proof Eurovision is educational |
#311293* (?/15) ⚐Flag
<st> sounds like it's behaving like an optimizing compiler
<ma> it's php. the only thing optimizing about this is it shortens the wall time between my shots |
#309534* (?/15) ⚐Flag
<Cai> Utahraptors aren't horse-sized. Horses are Utahraptor-sized.
<Cai> Remember which ones came first. |
#301924* (?/67) ⚐Flag
<Burningmace> I'm not sure whether I should watch a random season of Buffy, or the latest season of 24
<Burningmace> on the one hand I have hot blonde pwning vampires and such
<Burningmace> on the other hand I have Jack Bauer
<Burningmace> and now I sound like some kinda perverted puppet master |
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<dravekx> damn
<dravekx> I never make that list |
#307683* (?/45) ⚐Flag
< pipe> My electronics component store changed its website a few years ago
< pipe> *everyone* hated it
< pipe> It's been a common engineering joke since then
< pipe> Yesterday oslt there was some news on their website: "New improved website! You can now use the back button in your browser to navigate back to the previous page!"Comment: web 2.0
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#308514* (?/35) ⚐Flag
< Kage> The main problem with movement, is that we are using tile based pathfinding with pixel based movement... so the code favors the middle of the tile and such
* o11c has never really understood why people wanted pixel-based movement
< Kage> o11c: because it is too limiting
< Kage> But to me, saying tile based is too limiting is like saying my skull is limiting my brain
< Kage> so I remove my skull and my brain falls out |
#306226* (?/102) ⚐Flag
<Solstace> Seriously? Who makes a 3 inch dildo? It just doesn't make sense!
<Tibetanfox> It's Japan. Start 'em young.
<Solstace> ....
<Solstace> That's terrible.
<Tibetanfox> And almost certain to end up on the quotes database. |
#303930* (?/63) ⚐Flag
<mno> huh what's going on with steam
<mno> it says I have no connection
<deckman> you don't
<deckman> this chat is a hallucination
<mno> woah
<Fraxtil> but if I can see it too, then that's not true
<mno> fraxtil you're just a figment of my imagination
<Fraxtil> unless I'm just a construct of mno's subconscious
<Fraxtil> ...O_o
<mno> mive hind
<Fraxtil> jesus dude that was actually scary
<mno> because you are really me
<deckman> youd think that you'd come up with better shit to hallucinate than a chatroom
<mno> I've never been very creative
<Fraxtil> it's all he knows these days
<Fraxtil> ...we've got to stop doing that, now I'm wondering if I'm actually you
(The next day...)
<TeruFSX> does privileged BITCH mean anything anyway
<Fraxtil> it means access to the secret forum
<mno> Teru he has access to the secret forum
<AerobicRobot> you get access to a secret forum which is never posted in
<TeruFSX> oh
<Fraxtil> now THAT is a true *clone*
<mno> fraxtil it's almost like you -are- a figment of my imagination
<Fraxtil> and further proof that i'm just a projection of mno's subconscious
<Fraxtil> JESUS CHRIST MNO
<mno> ARGJIHODIFJ
<mno> FUCKComment: Every time this happened, both mno's and Fraxtil's lines were less than a second apart.
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#308037* (?/30) ⚐Flag
<%Jan> No_One: would you do Lanessear?
<@No_One> I have no clue.
<@No_One> Is she hot?
<%Jan> I think she might be ever so slightly jealous
<+Lanessear> i am.
<@No_One> Then turn on the AC |
#306620* (?/30) ⚐Flag
<helpful_comrade> my cat keeps attacking the drawstrings on the front of my pajama pants. he jumps up and latches on to them, and then I walk around with a pussy attached to my crotch while I try to make breakfast :I |
#275808* (?/30) ⚐Flag
[12:03am] S|D: I have mine setup on three 22 inch widescreen lcd's
[12:04am] S|D: Nvidia 8800 GTX card with 764 meg of ram
[12:04am] S|D: 8 gig of ram on a quad cpu with 3 terabyte of hd
[12:04am] ^Dharma^: you must like videogames
[12:05am] S|D: im married.. videogames and fishing are all i have leftComment: #chicagochat on undernet
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#297816* (?/30) ⚐Flag
<@Rat> Your room sounds crowded
<Bonehead> its the basement office and no its not
<Bonehead> ill take a picture...
* Bonehead cant find the cable...
<Bonehead> can you take pictures with scanners if they are light?
<Zene> It depends on the scanner, doesn't it?
<Bonehead> ?
<Bonehead> like i hold it on its side...
<Zene> And...then what?
<Bonehead> then hit scan...
<Zene> What are you trying to scan, Bonehead?
<@VGJustice> Bonehead: scanners don't really work that way.
<Bonehead> would it damage the scanner?
<@VGJustice> It might send too much light to the lens.
<Zene> Are...are you trying to scan the room or something?
<Bonehead> yes...
<Zene> Um...you can't do that, Bonehead.
<Zene> Scanner =/= camera.
<Bonehead> if i turn out the lights?
<Zene> No, Bonehead.
<Zene> They don't work that way, like VG said.
<Bonehead> fine
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#301389* (?/59) ⚐Flag
* jeanniecool was at eTech in San Diego in, um, 2004
<jeanniecool> And I was nervous about meeting a whole bunch of people from our channel, so I'm talking about it outside with a friend, having a smoke before going in to the bar.
<jeanniecool> Some guys walk by us as we're talking and get into a car,
<jeanniecool> right as my friend says, "Why are you so nervous?? You're jeanniecool!"
<jeanniecool> I roll my eyes/stick out my tongue/something appropriate - and one of the guys in the car gets back out,
<jeanniecool> walks back to us and says, "You're jeanniecool?" and sticks out his hand out, introducing himself.
<jeanniecool> Turned out *he* was Stewart Butterfield, and late one night in the hotel lobby he showed me the first version of Flickr (before open beta), AND gave me the best foot massage I've ever had in my entire life.
<jeanniecool> </story>Comment: NERD LOVE
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#228032* (?/41) ⚐Flag
<+theSGL|Plesh> the chance
<+theSGL|Plesh> of a ostrich
<+theSGL|Plesh> running into your back garden
<+theSGL|Plesh> and killing you
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< Marvikarhu> GUYS HELP
< Marvikarhu> there was this ostrich....
<+theSGL|Plesh> ITS Ok
< Marvikarhu> in my backyard
<+theSGL|Plesh> LOL
< Marvikarhu> it just came and fucking bit meComment: Talking about the lhc destroying the world.
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#300442* (?/41) ⚐Flag
<Starsinger> "The Elves invented sex. Later on, humans invented it with women." |