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#306379* (?/28) ⚐Flag
peanutcluster: rather want [link redacted]
executor: yeah, cute
executor: well, hot body, face is ok
peanutcluster: er
peanutcluster: i meant the pool toy
executor: ahahahahahahhah
executor: ahahahahhahahahahahhahahaha
executor: that's a demotivator
executor: 'if you notice the pool toy, i have news for you'
peanutcluster: "save the planet by preventing overpopulation! turn homogay, today!" |
#309954* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<anew> www-data ALL=(ALL:ALL) NOPASSWD: /var/www
<anew> do i have to specify a file for this?
<anew> in sudoeers
<anew> or can i just specify the dir ?
<somsip> anew: NOOOO!!!! What are you really wanting to do?
<anew> yes i have to do this
<anew> is this correct or do i need to specify a dir
<somsip> anew: putting www-data in sudoers does not seem to be a correct thing to do at all. What are you trying to achieve?
<anew> please just answer if the syntax is correct !
<Backgammon> anew: you really don't want to do that, correct or not
<anew> ...
<anew> is the syntax correct
<anew> that's all i want to know
<Backgammon> that aside visudo will not let you save if the syntax is incorrect so if it saved it is correct
<Backgammon> you did use visudo right
<anew> no i did not
<anew> what is visudoComment: #ubuntu
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#308369* (?/28) ⚐Flag
‎<@InfiniteStryker0> like they hammered this into us, if we ever had any kind of dr/pt relationship with anyone for any length of time they're totally off-limits
<@InfiniteStryker0> doesn't matter if you saw them in the ER for 1 hour and they slip you a phone number (actual scenario presented to us)
<@WorstQEvr> i just met you, you treated my rabies, and here's my number, so call me maybe |
#310145* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<@DrtySOUTH> Man, Kim Jong Un looks so much like a troll.
<@DrtySOUTH> As in the D&D kind, not the internet kind. :P
<@YelseyKing> Runs in the family.
<@Slime_Master> Give him a Snickers and he turns into PSY |
#299943* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<@Blake> there's a hot air balloon outside my window
<@Blake> like...right outside
<@Blake> I'm not sure if he's landing on those houses on purpose or if he's crashing
<@Blake> I can hear and see him running the burner
< OmnipotentEntity> that... sounds like a crash.
<@Blake> he went out of my field of vision
<@Blake> I'm going to drive over there
<@Blake> brb
<@Blake> it disappeared!
<@Blake> into the rooftops
<@Blake> maybe I've just been coding too long
<@Blake> although it was a pretty compact neighborhood and I couldn't tell specifically where he landed
<@Blake> although I did get a photo to prove I'm not crazy: [photo link]
<@Falun> i don't think that proves your not crazy
<@Falun> that just proves that there was a hot air balloon outside |
#297170* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<pnkydnky> so i'm gay, right
<pnkydnky> and i come from a pretty religious family
<hughman> yeah
<pnkydnky> but i hadn't come out yet to my parents
<pnkydnky> and i really wanted to get this off my chest
<hughman> so how did you deliver it?
<pnkydnky> well, first off, we were about to have thanksgiving dinner
<hughman> did people come over?
<pnkydnky> yeah, which i thought would be a great time to come out
<pnkydnky> try to come out... like a man and let everyone know
<hughman> haha ok
<pnkydnky> so we were eating, i was nervous and i just said, "i am gay"
<pnkydnky> and almost the whole table turned into a riot
<hughman> ouch...
<pnkydnky> no, that's not the worst part
<pnkydnky> my dad suddenly yelled out, "I WILL NOT ACCEPT THIS!" and stormed out
<hughman> eek...
<pnkydnky> but it gets worse...
<pnkydnky> later, after most of the heat died down...
<pnkydnky> my dad talked to me alone and said...
<pnkydnky> "you know, in our family, things only come out of the anus, and never go in"
<hughman> holy shit! |
#297598* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<indra> You know what they say
<indra> Sex is like air. It's not really that important until you're not getting any.
<sentient> heh so true, but i prefer my air clean. |
#241657* (?/28) ⚐Flag
KittyNoy> For a show with a lot of death and killing in it, Heroes sure doesn't like killing off characters.
<KittyNoy> At least, killing them and keeping them dead.
<Catelite> What's Heroes about?
<KittyNoy> You know science?
<KittyNoy> Heroes is basically a show that kicks it in the balls for fun and giggles.
<KittyNoy> Heroes was all like "Hey science, how are you doing?"
<KittyNoy> And science was like "Hey Heroes, pretty good, wussup?"
<KittyNoy> And Heroes went all "Oh, nothing much, just *kick*"
<KittyNoy> And science dropped down on the floor, crying from pain overload, asking Heroes why it did that.
<KittyNoy> And Heroes just kept on laughing and pointing and then Heroes were all like "Hey buddy, let me help you up *hold* *raise* *kick*"
<KittyNoy> And it went on from there. |
#300491* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<LiarFish> I despise working out. It feels like watching a pot boil or waiting for a Monday work day to end.
<Lord_Shake> I hate gyms. Especially college gym 'workout centers' that are full of girls on the exercise bikes that think they're not skinny enough.
<Liarfish> Lord_Shake - Tell them that.
<Lord_Shake> At least they could do something bouncy, the bikes are just sitting.
<LiarFish> "Hey, can you stop for a second? I just saw how hard you were working out, and I wondered if you for some reason thought you weren't skinny enough or something? Thought I'd tell you look great, stop trying so hard."
<LiarFish> Or my favorite.. "Jesus, you look fine. Eat a cheeseburger."
<LiarFish> Or my 2nd favorite.. standing in front of the glass, eating a greasy cheeseburger myself, slowly, emoting as much enjoyment in it as possible.
<LiarFish> The cheeseburger eating doesn't really get you the chicks, but, it does make you feel really good about not working out :p |
#293740* (?/7) ⚐Flag
ScratchFromStart: wow, i spend way too much time on the internet.
anna: yes
ScratchFromStart: i'm looking up on youtube Salsa dance routines since i have salsa class this week.
ScratchFromStart: one of the suggested videos on the front page is a clip from the old street fighter movie.
ScratchFromStart: this triggers my memory about power rangers i watched when i was a kid.
ScratchFromStart: so i start looking up on youtube
ScratchFromStart: power rangers
anna: haha
ScratchFromStart: i watch the old intro music video to the power rangers and i see the casts' names appear.
ScratchFromStart: then went toimdb to see where the actors are
ScratchFromStart: looked up my favorite ranger (the black ranger)
ScratchFromStart: then read on the trivia that he doesnt have a middle finger on his left hand
anna: interesting
ScratchFromStart: so i looked up on google to see pictures because i never noticed
ScratchFromStart: found his official website
ScratchFromStart: found out he's a salsa dancer now in LA
ScratchFromStart: and teaches classes
ScratchFromStart: what....the fuck. |
#310725* (?/7) ⚐Flag
<evilmeow> oh lawdy
<evilmeow> suddenly i am receiving emails from rogers.com
<evilmeow> in the name of Donald Whatever
<evilmeow> about account updates and charges on my card
<evilmeow> so I look at the emails and they are clearly legit
<evilmeow> so I go to rogers.com customer chat
<evilmeow> and they actually look up the customer and solve the problem, which is a typo in email address
<evilmeow> because Canadians are nice people
<evilmeow> awesome
<r00ster> that is awesome
<evilmeow> because tbh I thought rogers was american
<evilmeow> so I expected the support to call me a nigger and shoot me |
#307593* (?/55) ⚐Flag
<Bunsen> tyger: Sounds like you've completed the prerequisite ENG 105 (Lies) and ENG 106 (Damned Lies), and are well into MTH 304 (Statistics). |
#304035* (?/51) ⚐Flag
district> eww, NHL :(
DavidC99> '93 and '94 were decent. I didn't like the rest on the SNES.
district> i meant the real NHL...
district> american football sucks
DavidC99> Football? NHL = Hockey.... hmm.
district> ... oh
AB3JU> perhaps he's thinking of the national handegg league |
#310465* (?/52) ⚐Flag
<abigail> argh, i've got a really inconvenient tooth
<fangorn> why, is it responsible for global warming?
* fangorn slow claps himself |
#306884* (?/62) ⚐Flag
<primis> in the beginning, there was nothing, then god said "let there be the bit" god saw this was good
<primis> ...
<primis> fast foward
<primis> god created the programmer in his own image
<primis> the programmer was happy in the cs lab
<primis> but he was loney
<primis> so he made the user
<primis> and he saw this was good
<primis> god then said,
<primis> "You may use any software on the shelves, except for microsoft windows"
<primis> ...
<jenev> LMAO
<primis> story of the fall
<primis> the manager walked in
<primis> he was a sly creature
<primis> he said "Did god really tell you not to use any software?"
<primis> the programmer replied, "We can use any software we like, just not windows"
<primis> the manager said, "God does not know what is best, he knows that if you use windows you'll be better off, with mice and guis!"
<primis> so the user walked over to the trash heap and pulled out microsoft windows, and installed it on her PC
<primis> the user saw that it was good, so she gave it to the programmer, who also installed it, and saw that it was indeed, good
<primis> ...
<primis> later, god went back to the CS lab, and saw that the programmer was not to be found
<primis> so god cried out "Programmer, where are you?"
<primis> and the programmer yelled out "I'm over here in the software room looking for sound drivers"
<primis> God asked "Why do you need drivers? Unix does not need such things!"
<primis> the programmer said "my user requested them for her windows box"
<primis> God yelled out "You have used Microsoft Windows!?! You have been forever cursed!"
<primis> God then yelled out "All users shall be forbidden from entering the CS lab and will be forever incompetent in their knowledge of software!"
<primis> then he turned to the programmer and said "And all programmers will be forever plauged from unsatisfied users and buggy code"
<primis> (The end)
* jenev cheers and whistles
<jenev> that was great
<jenev> lolComment: Story of Computer Creation
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#306040* (?/43) ⚐Flag
Lvtn: I've been getting a disk error every five minutes since last night
Lvtn: So I'd best Ghost this one over before it fails
Lvtn: lul
Johny16: I see
Johny16: well go do that
Lvtn: haha
Lvtn: It's like russian roulette
Lvtn: DO I PLAY PORTAL 2
Lvtn: OR DO I SAVE MY COMPUTER
Lvtn: obviously I played portal |
#306634* (?/39) ⚐Flag
<brad> I like the one astronauts comments I heard on 145.53 this morning, which went along the lines of something like "This shuttle worked great in every way and I think we're returning it pristine ... oh, except for the door that opened on reentry"
<melstav> hah. could have been a bad thing, since each door has a pressure seal, iirc... glad they didn't have a hull breach.
<niteshad> brad: was it a bay door?
<brad> I don't recall, it was mentioned very nonchalantly in passing
<brad> haven't researched yet
<paul> if you havin hull problems i feel bad for you son, i got 99 problems but a breach aint one |
#305481* (?/39) ⚐Flag
<+MistressArle> Why is all of the female torso gear sexy stuff?
<+MistressArle> School uniforms, Leotards, Corsets and Robes?
<+MistressArle> I said it before and I'll say it again, my team must look like a troupe of prostetutes.
<+MistressArle> ...
<@CaptainJistuce> School uniforms are not NECESSARILY sexy... though given the rest of the stuff in that list, I'm leaning towards fetish and less appropriate to setting.
<+MistressArle> Made worse by the fact that the only male in my active party is Isaac, the black guy.
<+MistressArle> JB: Up until a moment ago, one of my characters was wearing a nurse hat, a leotard and high heels.
<@CaptainJistuce> Nothing says RPG hero quite like that |
#301718* (?/80) ⚐Flag
<emma> it would suck
<emma> to be drugged
<Danny> well thats one way to look at it, theres also the "I just got free drugs" way to look at it
<Danny> i prefer the latter
<emma> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
<emma> thats a good way
<emma> except someone could rape you
<emma> and "i just got free sex" doesn't work for me....
<Danny> goddamn emma
<Danny> you know me too well |
#302054* (?/76) ⚐Flag
<@nukespoon> oh what
<@nukespoon> they are making a trilogy of 3D smurf films :|
<@al> lol
<@al> they can't leave anything alone
<@Sebas> Yeah man, didn't you see the first one?
<@Sebas> It was called Avatar |
#304420* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<jake> dan: I've been it Japan for almost two months now
<jake> I just had this epiphany that the one thing that I was missing and that is freaking difficult to find in normal shops around here is just some bread
<dan> hm... i know they have bread there. I know this because they make Hello Kitty toasters, which would not be useful if they didn't have bread.
<dan> and also because there's a japanese bakery near the office
<jake> yeah, they do, but not in the 7/11, Lawson, blabla, shops that are everywhere
<dan> oh, you have to go to an actual bakery?
<jake> yeah |
#309862* (?/35) ⚐Flag
The Wadge: Cipher is the God of Yaoi.
The Wadge: He's the #1 Bukkake Expert in Florida.
The Wadge: He can name all 47 basic romance configurations in single-pair yaoi without breaking a sweat.
The Wadge: Okay, he does sweat. A lot. |
#309151* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<@jsc> I think the cs honor society puts it on
<@pope> dishonor society
<@jsc> that's their underground sister club
<@pope> i have an underground sister
<@jsc> that might be illegal in new york state
<@pope> she's dead you asshole
<@jsc> yeah, that's definitely illegal then |
#305846* (?/50) ⚐Flag
<Alexx> Wow, apparently the US is already launching missiles in Libya.
<Alexx> So's Canada.
<Tagert> What is Canada firing at them? Liberal agendas?
<Alexx> Apology cards. |
#306601* (?/31) ⚐Flag
Koantin: I think you have some sexual issues to resolve, scott
Sspankyy: yes... I have an issue where I am not having enough sex
Sspankyy: AND, the sex I'm having is with blondes... I want a nice brunette....
Koantin: they all look the same once you...oh, never mind...
Sspankyy: Well, once in a while, I like to leave the lights on....
FragmentedCurve: why would the lights be turned off?
Koantin: so they don't run away screaming in terror |