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#306172* (?/43) ⚐Flag
* SightUnseen_phone will never understand the administration of that school.
<SightUnseen_phone> Like when i found the questions/comments box on their site wrote to /dev/null
<SightUnseen_phone> And the submit button printed "thank you for your input. We will put your comment under review" |
#305267* (?/43) ⚐Flag
<mistah_j> "Sharking is the act of finding someone in public when they're not paying attention to their surroundings, ejaculating on them, and running awa"y
<||bass> how can you just run up to them and BAM spooge
<||bass> nobody has that quick of a trigger
<mistah_j> no
<mistah_j> you like, stand around alone, jerking off
<mistah_j> until you're ready to blow
<mistah_j> then run up to them
<mistah_j> and then let it flow
<||bass> i see you've thought this through
<mistah_j> that is my hypothesis
<||bass> uhuh
<mistah_j> i have never tested it
<mistah_j> i've only ejaculated on consenting women
<knuck> so you never ejaculated ever?
<knuck> =( |
#306715* (?/26) ⚐Flag
Muldactus: On that note, I'm heading out for work. Peace out all.
Ranryu: have fun Muld!
Muldactus: oh yeah. Work is fun. :p
Gunslinger: it is if it involved setting circus midgets on fire and watching them run around screaming
Gunslinger: Just saying. Best five months of my life EVER |
#307118* (?/47) ⚐Flag
<hey_joe> DO NOT enter this into a terminal and press enter: :(){ :|:& };:
<spreeuw> hey_joe: where're you going with that forkbomb in your handComment: ##linux@irc.freenode.net
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#307188* (?/47) ⚐Flag
Dad: Hey G ! Have you ever used any open source video editing software ?
Greg: i know some comes with windows usually
Dad: Hadn't thought of that. I should check.
Dad: Windows seems to have something called Windows Movie Maker. I'll take a look at that. Brian suggested I look at Virtualdub but it doesn't sound like he has had a chance to use it.
Greg: i've used windows movie maker before
Greg: it works well enough for simple things
Dad: What I am trying to do is take a 10 minute video, break it down into about 4 segments and perhaps rotate one part of it. Sound doable ?
Greg: yep definitely
Greg: by rotate do you mean reverse?
Dad: No. I took one part of the video holding the camera horizontally, but when Dr. Freeze shot off his rocket. I had to turn it vertically to capture it's penetration through the auditorium ceiling. :)
Greg: hahahahah what?Comment: IM conversation
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#311612* (?/21) ⚐Flag
caducity: I don't get juggling culture
agreeculture: probably better off that way
agreeculture: its basically just a progressive, creeping self hate
caducity: maybe I get juggling culture |
#303157* (?/52) ⚐Flag
Doodle: !rmtrivia
DOODLEbot99: Beginning Robot Master trivia!
DOODLEbot99: Question: "Be mindful of your future, son."
Doodle: wat
Syd: Future Man
DOODLEbot99: Hint: Model No. DWN-038.
SkyMyl: Bright Man
SkyMyl: Oh.
SkyMyl: Flame Man
Syd: Prediction Man
DOODLEbot99: Hint: He's able to launch flaming pieces of coal from his smokestack.
Doodle: oh
Doodle: pfft
Doodle: charge man
DOODLEbot99: Congrats, Doodle! Charge Man is correct.
SkyMyl: ...why the hell would Charge Man warn people about their future?
SkyMyl: It's like Snake man telling you to look both ways before you cross the street.
Syd: >implying Snake man doesn't do this
SkyMyl: >implying Snake Man does
Doodle: !rmtrivia
DOODLEbot99: Beginning Robot Master trivia!
DOODLEbot99: Question: "Look both ways before crossing the street!"
SkyMyl: ...
DOODLEbot99: Hint: Model No. DWN-022.
SkyMyl: Snake Man
DOODLEbot99: Congrats, SkyMyl! Snake Man is correct.
SkyMyl: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
SkyMyl: HOLY SHIT
Syd: Told you.
Syd: :|
SkyMyl: ...my mind is blown.
Syd: You should listen to me more often.
SkyMyl: Sorry. |
#306275* (?/51) ⚐Flag
<starlight> hey bud heard you had a busy day
<starlight> wtf happened down there??
<Mako> matt seriously... i've got no fuckin idea how these people walk and breathe
<Mako> let alone study for degrees
<starlight> lol
<Mako> hang i gotta sort this in head
<starlight> righto
<Mako> right well these guys/gals in eastwick have alway been kinda simple in the sense they have no common sense
<starlight> ok
<Mako> god knows what their parents have been doing to keep them outta trouble
<Mako> anyway
<Mako> you know that we all got out because of the fire alarm
<starlight> yeah
<Mako> fireman came over and eexplained that the fire started in the eastwick kitchen because they decided to have BBQ on the side...
<starlight> wtf? on top of the cooker or something?
<Mako> I was about to blow my top and charge over the quad where they all were, no on the fucking SIDE, but he then explained why they did it
<starlight> WHAT hw could they not know that was dargerous!?!
<Mako> he said that they thought it was cold outside so brought some disposable BBQ trays and filled it with SMOKELESS coal thinking it would be fine D:
<Mako> i had to sit down...
<starlight> sorry but ROFL!
<Mako> i swear matt... one day i will just drop dead when my cerebellum shuts down by being overexposed to that much stupid ;(
<starlight> I mean wtf are they studying?
<starlight> can't be science... media, art or something??
<Mako> no most of them are political science majors
<starlight> OMFG we are so doomed.... |
#310425* (?/51) ⚐Flag
<Garm> Can you imagine being on Air Bud's team?
<Garm> Like, you bust your ass all season
<iIIustrious> I think I'd actually kill myself
<iIIustrious> like
<Garm> But no matter how good you do that fucking dog does better
<Cantii> a fucking dog is better at this game than I am
<iIIustrious> who gives a shit if I'm an evolved and capable specimen of the most advanced race on the planet
<iIIustrious> I'm shit at this compared to a fucking dog
<iIIustrious> lik
<iIIustrious> e
<iIIustrious> goddamn
<Cantii> and he's just sitting there panting with this look on his face that you KNOW means 'uninstall n00b'
<Cantii> smug fucker
<iIIustrious> what
<iIIustrious> a shit head
<iIIustrious> it's like
<iIIustrious> ok
<iIIustrious> you fucking dog
<iIIustrious> you wanna feel so goddamn superior?
<iIIustrious> balance getting an education and actual fucking human relationships that don't revolve around feeding you
<iIIustrious> and see if you give half a fuck to still practice at this goddamn game
<iIIustrious> oh yeah and most of the rest of us have to pay for shit too
<iIIustrious> douchey fucking retriever
<Garm> right?
<iIIustrious> goddamn it
<iIIustrious> why am I mad about a movie I've only assumed the plot of
<iIIustrious> does it even happen at highschool?
<iIIustrious> like
<iIIustrious> I'm legit pissed
<iIIustrious> why
<Garm> Wait
<Garm> Have none of us actually even seen Air Bud?
<iIIustrious> I really suspect not |
#309866* (?/30) ⚐Flag
<[|]> bob135: I just can't take Debian seriously.
<bob135> why?
<[|]> They say no to non-free firefox artwork, no to non-free firmware blobs, but yes to non-free mono disease. They are like vegetarians that wear fur coats. |
#295043* (?/30) ⚐Flag
<Stormgren> My spouse has informed me that the basement needs to be dealt with
<Dark-Fx> Stormgren: what kind of dealt with?
<Stormgren> Dark-Fx, dealt with in that I have crap strewn from one end of the basement to the other
<Dark-Fx> ah
<Stormgren> and I really do need to get rid of about 80% of it
<Dark-Fx> my basement's like that
<Dark-Fx> so's my wife
<Dark-Fx> heh
<Stormgren> your wife is strewn from one end of the basement to the other?
<Stormgren> that must be messy
* myself calls Silent Observer
<Bunsen> Stormgren: Yeah, but at least she doesn't nag about the rest of the basement now. |
#302256* (?/91) ⚐Flag
<Chuckie> why would you want to play triva on irc ?
<Foxhill> it's similar to talking to you Chuckie, but with points
<Chuckie> but the questions are meaningless
<Foxhill> exactly the same then |
#307251* (?/63) ⚐Flag
<Lios_Rinlye> ....
<Saito> `````
<Lios_Rinlye> it got quiet >.>
-!- Immobile_Chibi_Imoutou [chatzilla@bua-31-854-61-30.tx.res.rr.com] has joined #touhou
<Saito> My periods are on the ceiling :O
<Immobile_Chibi_Imoutou> .....
<Immobile_Chibi_Imoutou> CONTECT
<Immobile_Chibi_Imoutou> CONTEXT
<Lios_Rinlye> o.o
<Immobile_Chibi_Imoutou> SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME CONTEXTComment: #touhou, irc.darkmyst.org
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#310147* (?/34) ⚐Flag
<@Slime_Master> I think my cats are trying to be my spotters
<@Slime_Master> They meow each time I do a rep |
#311641* (?/39) ⚐Flag
<BronzeEagle> 10/10 muricas
<daniel> that guy needs lessons in redneck
<daniel> he totally failed at securing those roman candles
<roman> no one is touching my candles |
#308312* (?/38) ⚐Flag
<grum> "tempest in a teapot"
<grum> wtf is that supposed to mean
<orthopedo> i think that's like saying "big trouble in little china"
<orthopedo> wtf when did i become clever :/ |
#303248* (?/38) ⚐Flag
<&Chroder> whenever i think Roseanne i think of her eating a big bucket of fried chicken saying "bring me solo and the wookie" |
#304339* (?/50) ⚐Flag
Elizabeth: it's looking like the green party candidate for IL governor might actually win o.O
Adam: woo xD
Adam: Fuck the green party, too, though.
Adam: Fuck politicians
Elizabeth: the green party is better than the other two. >_>
Elizabeth: I hate politics too
Adam: that's like comparing shit from various species :P
Elizabeth: rabbit shit is a hard, odourless pellet that makes good fertiliser (greens)
Elizabeth: dog shit smells horrible and contains parasites (republicans)
Elizabeth: cat shit is not much better (democrats)
Elizabeth: so there you go. |
#306500* (?/50) ⚐Flag
<fahadsadah> "Press any key to continue uninstallation"
<fahadsadah> DUDE THIS IS A <censored> TOUCH SCREEN PHONE
<jercos> Get out your house key, and press it on the screen.
<fahadsadah> I don't have one, my parents don't trust me
<jercos> Someday, when screens are multircognition systems that will like, scan notes and read fingerprints pressed on them, I will make an app for that
<jercos> You will have to press a literal key to continue.
<fahadsadah> I will literally kill you. |
#306069* (?/46) ⚐Flag
<DekuLink> Tappy
<Tappy> Yea?
<DekuLink> Hi.
<Tappy> Hi.
<DekuLink> How are you?
<Tappy> I'm alright
<TechPriest> He's trying to get into your pants. |
#304766* (?/46) ⚐Flag
<MrStonedOne> we all get it from tube sites am i right guys!
<talsemgeest> I get all my stuff at LAN parties...
<MrStonedOne> lol
<MrStonedOne> that sounds like it could turn odd, you grab some porn, but every time you look at the porn all you can think about is your lan buddy used the same stuff to jack off, then when you see your lan buddy all your gonna be able to think about is that mental img of him jacking off to the porn you were looking at earlier...
<MrStonedOne> mind fuck. try to unsee that
<excon> thx mso
* Lee cringes
<talsemgeest> OMG
<talsemgeest> GET IT OUT, GET IT OUT!
* talsemgeest goes to delete his 550GB collection :( |
#311254* (?/21) ⚐Flag
fHiL: i picked up a book for the first time in a while, and i realized how bad my laptop is, if the fucking book runs faster... |
#311155* (?/21) ⚐Flag
<Microchip> zsh: command not found: emacs
<Microchip> ^ This explains why I have free space. |
#310892* (?/12) ⚐Flag
* @CaptainJistuce feasts upon your souls!
<neoblaze> weird
<neoblaze> how do you do that exactly?
<@CaptainJistuce> Well, I stick a fork in your soul, I twirl it around a bit, I pull it up, and then I stick it in my mouth.
<@CaptainJistuce> Souls are a lot like spaghetti, just easier to spell. |
#302611* (?/12) ⚐Flag
<DumbleMcMoron> The "lightning men" of aboriginal mythology who created the world, what would their divine rank be?
<BrokeAndDrive> Created the world? Elder ones, probably, assuming they have superiors who build the rest of the universe. Maybe even greater deities if there's a bunch of them who worked together to build the world. Y'know, like Kronos or Uranus.
<DumbleMcMoron> But didn't Zeus make the world?
<BrokeAndDrive> Uh, no?
<DumbleMcMoron> Yes he did! He took over and built Mt. Olympus!
<BrokeAndDrive> By that logic YOU invented Earth and the human race by piling up dirt in a sandbox. |